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Oh Shelly B, how do I love thee...let me count the ways...

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I just received a sample of this today and I am deeply in love! It smells very innocent on me, but with something dark and dirty underneath, might be the musks...I don't know.

 

This one is a winner, though, definitely!

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Wow. Now, usually I am all over EOW. But something in this hated me with a deep and sour passion. All those notes are good for me, but put them together, and evidently they battle it out...relentlessly.

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Sometimes with that type of scent you have to wear the slightest amount (I found this out with Arcana's Queen Crossbones), like just a drop split between your wrists. But I am very curious to see what kind of relative to SLF this turns out to be. :magicstick:

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Sometimes with that type of scent you have to wear the slightest amount (I found this out with Arcana's Queen Crossbones), like just a drop split between your wrists. But I am very curious to see what kind of relative to SLF this turns out to be. :magicstick:

 

 

..the slightly tropical yet slutty cousin? The orchid is *beautiful* in this blend!

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Oh yeah...this is definitely SLF Part Deux: A Wild Ride. :party:

 

(I totally imagine this is what my porn!twinkie smells like, all that's missing is a bit of ambient vice.)

 

In fact, I'm ready to change the sobriquet of Shelly B's Honeyed Amber & Musk to Smells Like Sex because there's a definite aura of fuck to this one, even more than the former. I would not wear this out of the house, only because I'd be too distracted. It starts to get a little sweet around the edges after a bit, but it's mostly skank. But I'm not saying that like it's a bad thing. :D

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It smells very innocent on me, but with something dark and dirty underneath, might be the musks...I don't know.

 

This one is a winner, though, definitely!

 

Dear Daisy -

 

Thank you for the LOVE. I'll take it. It's been quite a week.

 

More frustrating as I was logging on while traveling - only to see others had the smellies and I was on the ROAD. Not ideal.

 

But I'm totally in agreement in the vanilla/orchid giving a light overtone to a raunchy, bad girls dirty scent at the bottom.

 

And Katz - I would totally agree with:

Hrm...if this doesn't SLF, I don't know *what* might! Whew, wow...gorgeously blended!

 

I can see why Goddesslyne doesn't like it. There were parts of the dry down I wondered if it wasn't too much for me.

 

And Cheesie - "Bring out the freak in me, Shelly B!" Babe - every Michigan Girl has an inner freak. U don't need me to bring it out. <roflmao> Givin' it up for the Mitten!!!!!!

 

And Pony - I can see your issues. I had moments - as mentioned in the note to Lynne - that I wasn't so sure how I was going to feel about this one.

 

 

And last - but never least - Luna. "In fact, I'm ready to change the sobriquet of Shelly B's Honeyed Amber & Musk to Smells Like Sex because there's a definite aura of fuck to this one, even more than the former. I would not wear this out of the house, only because I'd be too distracted. It starts to get a little sweet around the edges after a bit, but it's mostly skank. But I'm not saying that like it's a bad thing. "

 

As always - you hit the nail on the proverbial head. (And based on some of the TMI's - might want to hit it again? <G>)

 

But yes = Honeyed Amber and Musk almost smells innocent next to Jouir De. Jouir De wet is overpowering. More than a few drops of this - and you dear girlfriend - will clear a room. And they will clear it thinking you are a bad, bad girl. At least - the more innocent girls and the bigger wusses amongst the boys will. The bad boys are going to stop, head snap, and try to figure out how to be your new best friend. <wicked g>

 

Before you panic - smell Jouir De after an hour - sweet, sex and magic - with a lingering undertone of DIRTY girl.

 

Apply this an hour before you want to get horizontal and superimposed - and you are in a GREAT place. Fresh - wet - and unclothed? Ummmmm..... Nope. Wouldn't recommend it.

 

Imagining this with either OCCO White or OCCO Gold and thinking - dash of Woozy - and I would not be able to dig myself out of bed. Or dig him for that matter.

 

This is most certainly the "uninhibited cousin from the Isle of Wild" - and she is one hellaciously naughty girl.

 

Jouir De - it's not for the faint of heart.

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OOOOOH SHELLY B! I LOVE YA! THE MITTEN LOVES YA!!!!

The other night my man played a free show where the bands weren't paid but they had a tip cup.

Well. I'll just tell ya- I have the exact dimensions of Marilyn Monroe. We read it in a book and measured me. My figure aint hurtin none.

So I was nominated "tip cup girl"(I strutted around the bar with the tip cup 'begging' for money for the bands- and thats right, I did'nt pay for a thing all night) and any man who put in more than 5 bucks got a hug(YEZ I realize how demeaning this this-haha I don't care! I don't think Marylin would've either! :) )

Made those boys 70 bucks in 15 minuites......Now I wonder how I'll do next time with Jouir De!

Teehee-I''' keep ya posted ladies! :)

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Before you panic - smell Jouir De after an hour - sweet, sex and magic - with a lingering undertone of DIRTY girl.

 

Now see The Skank Was With Me most of the night. But now, the next day - even after taking a shower - there is a trace of fleshy orchid which hints at the actual olfactory smutfest this one truly is. ^_^

 

My clever analogy is that Jouir De is like Bacchanalia...that is, if Bacchanalia never got out of bed to go partake of various illegal substances. :magicstick:

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Ok ladies, I RARELY give a negative review I am sure to blame it on my wonky chemistry. So be sure to know that what is about to follow is my fault, and has no reflection on the perfume goddesses who make out lovelies. Good goddess this stinks like hell on me!!!! It smells like crusty unwashed little kid butts! I am so serious, if any of you have ever worked a church nursery or daycare, or heard the dreaded yell from a neighborhood kid from your bathroom "COME WIPE ME", and when you get there it is evident that they didn't have help LAST time!! Seriously, do you guys smell like this after a wild sex night?? OMFG!!! I must be doing it wrong! My body makes this the nastiest, unwashed homeless person smell that you can ever imagine!! My SO kept looking at me funny, and finally I had to wash it off!! He tried it on so I could see how it smelled on someone else, and I also got a tinge of Comet cleanser off of him! Now it isn't that I dislike all dirty scents, Bacchanalia is really the only one I don't tolerate, I LOVE Sexology, HAM, Naughty, Sweet and Dirty, but there is something in this that REALLY hates me!!! I am glad that it loves some of you, because I know the ladies never make a clunker, but BOY HOWDY, it ain't for me!!!!

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Seriously, do you guys smell like this after a wild sex night?? OMFG!!! I must be doing it wrong!

-a- One night, multiple partners, and if that's not TMI enough the other qualifier definitely is. :magicstick:

-b- Well, not just one night...usually at least a couple and either too tired to take a shower or could not (for whatever reason, like being in the middle of nowhere, for example).

 

Lynne: I SAW WHUT U DID THAR. *dies laughing*

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:magicstick:

 

You know, your reaction isn't "negative," it's just not for you. Like Shelly said, it's not for the faint of heart (and let's face it: she has a knack for the SLF). Most people can't understand why I enjoy certain odors and don't like a man to shower (even Q is vaguely horrified at my proclivities and this is why we don't go anywhere when he visits), but your reaction is perfectly understandable and normal.

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:magicstick:

 

You know, your reaction isn't "negative," it's just not for you. Like Shelly said, it's not for the faint of heart (and let's face it: she has a knack for the SLF). Most people can't understand why I enjoy certain odors and don't like a man to shower (even Q is vaguely horrified at my proclivities and this is why we don't go anywhere when he visits), but your reaction is perfectly understandable and normal.

 

TG and Lynne - so died laughing!!!! It smelled very very very dirty on me before drydown. Yes - I smelled a bit of ass. And yes - I thought M and D had finally made an SLF that I simply couldn't wear.

 

But as the drydown commenced - innocent danced with naughty and the ass largely disappeared. And then it became just sweet and dirty.

 

And no - I never smell like this the next day. Roflmao. But I wholly admit to a more pedestrian existence in that department. :-)

 

And Mr. Shelley hates all the SLF's with a passion. He found Jouir De vile. Good to know - that by itself makes it a full bottle purchase. ;-) He hates honey, he hates musk, and he really only likes ones with cinnamon or florals. So - as in so many other areas of life - our scent preferences are totally out of sync. Such is life - I wear my various SLF's pour moi.

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OMG LMFAO@ lynnes and therapygirls posts, made me choke on my coffee hahaha.

 

I was hunting down reviews for Jouir De a couple of weeks ago and couldnt find any. Will someone please tell me what HAM and SLF stand for please? (sorry)

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OMG LMFAO@ lynnes and therapygirls posts, made me choke on my coffee hahaha.

 

I was hunting down reviews for Jouir De a couple of weeks ago and couldnt find any. Will someone please tell me what HAM and SLF stand for please? (sorry)

 

hi mystree -

 

HAM - was one of my first PE's - Honey, Amber and Musk - which turned out amazing - and good luck scoring even a drop. There wasn't much made and it went away quickly. It's where Luna said it SLF - smelled like F-ing. Which has become the short hand to describe how evocative the various honey/musks are. And the ones with boat loads of musk or the more -ahem - evocative musks such as Tonquin or Civit - tend to be a love it or hate it proposition.

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Ty all , I love the honey musk scents ...well the pherogirl(sample size, and GONE now) and the LAM I have (bottle in the original..thats honey right?) I just ordered OCCO in Gold Shield yesterday(bottle) along with a sample of Sugared Honeycomb among the various other samples I ordered hehe.

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Ty all , I love the honey musk scents ...well the pherogirl(sample size, and GONE now) and the LAM I have (bottle in the original..thats honey right?) I just ordered OCCO in Gold Shield yesterday(bottle) along with a sample of Sugared Honeycomb among the various other samples I ordered hehe.

 

 

Or maybe those are JUST honey scents and I've yet to try the honey/musk combos?

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The SLF combo specifically is honey-amber-musk. The term I came up with to describe the variations on this theme of Shelly's is "Fuckable Gourmand" (which M&D actually used in the text of Shelly B's Lascivious Peach). An FG is not necessarily a SLF, but they're in the same slutty family. :)

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Yeah not an actual name...it's the name I came up with to describe the Honeyed Amber & Musk. And then I wrote a story about it, sorta.

 

 

OMG!! And so you did. LOL..first I was like...ooops, must be the wrong link. Then starting reading the intro and was like nope NOT wrong link HAHA, that is so cool though. Off to read, first I shall slather on some LAM in ceremony as I dont have any HAM.

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Aww, thank you, mystree! That's very kind of you to say, I'm glad you enjoyed the story. :)

 

Shelly: What hath thou wrought?! :)

I'm getting a porn!twinkie idea based on Jouir de... :)

 

Art pr0n: the title sexily scrawled on the box, with a near-nude photo of the smirking boy in rumpled sheets, a finger in his mouth, an eyebrow cocked, a suggestive bulge...mmmm.

 

"Fais-moi jouir!"

"Non, mademoiselle...vous desirez plus d'attention."

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I'm LOLing about how I made you all laugh!!

 

See, when I tried it on, I was so freaked out that I almost IMMEDIATELY took a hot, scouring shower!! As read the reviews and comments, I'm wondering if I should give it another try, when I have hours by myself, and no danger of Mr. Goddess coming home. I traded away my bottle, but I still have the sample.

 

I'm skeered!!!

 

Then again, I'd love to pass my sample along to someone who will love it, or at least love the process of deciding if they love it.

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Wow... I think I need to re-sample this one... when I tried it, I mean, YES it was *naughty*...but downright dirtynastynaughty? Maybe it doesn't play out that way on my skin?

 

I definitely thought "this is NOT one for work" but for dates, sure... (And no, I'm not much for that which goddesslynee doth not do either, lol)

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Aww, thank you, mystree! That's very kind of you to say, I'm glad you enjoyed the story. :)

 

Shelly: What hath thou wrought?! :lol:

I'm getting a porn!twinkie idea based on Jouir de... :666:

 

Art pr0n: the title sexily scrawled on the box, with a near-nude photo of the smirking boy in rumpled sheets, a finger in his mouth, an eyebrow cocked, a suggestive bulge...mmmm.

 

"Fais-moi jouir!"

"Non, mademoiselle...vous desirez plus d'attention."

 

Hee Hee! Bring it LUNA!

 

I'll come read it. Promise.

 

And Lynne:

See, when I tried it on, I was so freaked out that I almost IMMEDIATELY took a hot, scouring shower!! As read the reviews and comments, I'm wondering if I should give it another try, when I have hours by myself, and no danger of Mr. Goddess coming home. I traded away my bottle, but I still have the sample.

 

I'm skeered!!!

 

So - I totally get that. :-) It's awfully naughty. Maybe you should give it a try with something that boosts the other scents (besides the musks) - say sugared honeycomb or something with oodles of delicious vanilla? Maybe more of the Sugared Honeycomb or one of the Vanillas - and then just a scoche of the Jouir De? To see if you can take it in micro doses? It may well be one of those that you can use just a drop of and get the affect without knocking everyone over with a dirty girl funk. <g> And don't worry about tinkering with it that way - it's just a sample. Half the fun is playing around with your preconceptions of what you like.

 

Before I found LP's - all I wore was white scents- Issey Miyake, Fleur by Kenzo, Jessica McClintock, stuff like that. But the more samples I got - I found what I thought I liked - I didn't like as much as things I thought I hated. Go figure.

 

And now I wear totally different things than what I wore before. It's like LP came along at a time in my life I was more willing to embrace my inner bad girl. Somewhere - my mother is getting worried about my behavior. :666:

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Ok Goddess Lynne - washed off everything and decided to do a trial run with my recommendation to you.

 

TA DAH - a bit of Jouir De on wrists, cleavage, behind ears and on pulse points - but small amounts. And honkin' amounts of Cougar Loaded Sugared Honeycomb. And the musky/almost ass smell - still there - but way less than last night wet. It's like a sweet cloud of "Come to me...." and then BAM - BAD GIRL! Head Snap!

 

So - I'm going to go Road Test this - have to get the kids and run to the grocery store. Have to see what the reactions are. Will report back either tonight or tomorrow any obvious positive or negative reactions. :666: Guessing the Mom's won't like this and the Dad's do a double-take - but that all remains to be seen.

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Ok ladies, I RARELY give a negative review I am sure to blame it on my wonky chemistry. So be sure to know that what is about to follow is my fault, and has no reflection on the perfume goddesses who make out lovelies. Good goddess this stinks like hell on me!!!! It smells like crusty unwashed little kid butts! I am so serious, if any of you have ever worked a church nursery or daycare, or heard the dreaded yell from a neighborhood kid from your bathroom "COME WIPE ME", and when you get there it is evident that they didn't have help LAST time!! Seriously, do you guys smell like this after a wild sex night?? OMFG!!! I must be doing it wrong! My body makes this the nastiest, unwashed homeless person smell that you can ever imagine!! My SO kept looking at me funny, and finally I had to wash it off!! He tried it on so I could see how it smelled on someone else, and I also got a tinge of Comet cleanser off of him! Now it isn't that I dislike all dirty scents, Bacchanalia is really the only one I don't tolerate, I LOVE Sexology, HAM, Naughty, Sweet and Dirty, but there is something in this that REALLY hates me!!! I am glad that it loves some of you, because I know the ladies never make a clunker, but BOY HOWDY, it ain't for me!!!!

 

How the hell did I miss this post....

 

and now that I have wiped the liquid from my CP screen and picked myself up out of the chair that I fell out of cause I was and still am laughing sooooo damn hard...oh TG, Girl, I got tears rolling down my eyes and i am trying not to laugh out loud cause the nosy hubby will me all over me trying to see what the heck is so funny....girrrl you so silly, oh my stomach and my head is hurting and my jaws are about to break off...

 

but I am so glad you said it, I knew I was trading this one as soon as I heard a few reviews... and then I said well let me try it before I give up both bottles...

OMG this is worse to me than EOW....as soon as I put this on I knew I was in trouble...I wanted to throw up...girl I ran to the bathroom parying all the while that this isn't one of those scents that you can't even wash off

 

I immediately thought this was the one that was referred to in some post as smelling like a man's balls...and so I said in my head, damn this smells just like some nasty balls all up in your face....but I like the way you said it better, because to me it does smell like somebody's crusty a** (and there go the tears again, gosh this is too funny)

 

but nope, this one aint for Djac... I will do eow vefore this one ever comes near me again...please don't hate me M & D...it's not about you ladies at all... you two are the bestest lp creators.

 

 

ShellyB... Micro doses my behind... oh but that's the Juoir de...hehehe

 

and lynnie...you cracked me up too with ya comment " I was afraid it would remind him of "the thing we will NEVER do" ...yeah, I caught that

 

...but TG, girl I may wake in my sleep laughing at you silly girl, ...it is said that every human should have a hearty down from the belly laugh at least once per day... this may take me into a couple days.

 

be blessed -djac

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Seriously - this whole thread has had me lmao.

 

Djac - Mr. Shelly told me I smelled like I hadn't bathed in days. Roflmao. Thinking that particular blend of musks might just be *too* much. Rolfmao - again.

 

Luna - I don't have my book of perfume reviews by Luca Turin handy - the Kindle is out of juice - but wasn't there a classic animalic that smelled like unwashed balls and considered polemical but brilliant. Maybe someone needs to send a sniffie to Luca to get his thoughts.

 

I can't remember laughing as hard at anything onscreen as Lynn and TG's reports. Sighs. Too funny. I wi say I might were it to aggravate Mr. Shelly but I would not wear it when I wanted to be considered smoking hot by others. For that OCCO Red plus NSD is crazy great.

 

Oddly enough on my trip out - women were nicer and more overtly friendly and men looked at me funny. Go figure. What the heck do I know?!

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