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Seriously - this whole thread has had me lmao.

 

Djac - Mr. Shelly told me I smelled like I hadn't bathed in days. Roflmao. Thinking that particular blend of musks might just be *too* much. Rolfmao - again.

 

Luna - I don't have my book of perfume reviews by Luca Turin handy - the Kindle is out of juice - but wasn't there a classic animalic that smelled like unwashed balls and considered polemical but brilliant. Maybe someone needs to send a sniffie to Luca to get his thoughts.

 

I can't remember laughing as hard at anything onscreen as Lynn and TG's reports. Sighs. Too funny. I wi say I might were it to aggravate Mr. Shelly but I would not wear it when I wanted to be considered smoking hot by others. For that OCCO Red plus NSD is crazy great.

 

Oddly enough on my trip out - women were nicer and more overtly friendly and men looked at me funny. Go figure. What the heck do I know?!

 

 

ROFLMAO ... I need a sponge for my tears

 

:) see I am laughing now, but this is my face right at the moment this A** smell hit my skin...

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Shelley, I will give it a try, with a teeeeeeeny micro drop, but I'm still waiting 'til Mr. is out of the house!!

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:):(:10_small16::10_small16: OMG!! I havent laughed this hard in a long time!

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It was probably Kouros. :Hug_emoticon:

Ding ding - Luna shoots and scores!!! It was the Kouros now that you say it. So - basically Jouir De is a femine of Kouros. Egad.

 

 

Lol!!!!!!!!!

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Yes, TG, that's what I got, too! A little too "assy" for me! I didn't dare let Mr. Goddess catch a whifff of me when I tried this!! I was afraid it would remind him of "the thing we will NEVER do"

 

:Hug_emoticon: Yikes!! After reading all this, I'm afraid to try the bottle I got!! LOL...or at least find some one to test it near, so I know how it works for me.

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Shelley, I will give it a try, with a teeeeeeeny micro drop, but I'm still waiting 'til Mr. is out of the house!!

Girlfriend - I so get that. Raspberry beret notwithstanding - there is NO going in through the out door.

 

And the Gen Xers amongst us will get that comment. Everyone else? Not so much.

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LOL! I think we've finally hit the "can't leave the house smelling like this" dirty sex limit. BWAHA! (I was actually there with Phero Girl! Dayem, I was practically there with Tea & Strumpets!) The Gods help anyone who tries this as their first LP experience. I shudder to think.

 

ETA: Maybe we can sell it to the users of "Vulva".

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*dies*

 

Noooooo, let them find it out on their own. :)

 

As for me, there is going to be naughty playtime with this, oh yes. And already 2K of porn!twinkie and that's not even getting to the smelly part yet! :Hug_emoticon:

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LOL! I think we've finally hit the "can't leave the house smelling like this" dirty sex limit. BWAHA! (I was actually there with Phero Girl! Dayem, I was practically there with Tea & Strumpets!) The Gods help anyone who tries this as their first LP experience. I shudder to think.

ETA: Maybe we can sell it to the users of "Vulva".

 

 

Jouir De was going to be my very first sample purchase LOL. I couldn't find any reviews on it at the time so I ended up making other selections.

 

I showed the "Vulva" page to the hub a few days ago. The "WHAT THEEEE F@CK" expression on his face was so worth it hahah

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Luna... I came back to this thread specifically for your writings link :) , I accidently closed out trying to close out yahoo messenger instead and was in the process of reading "Barter" ( I must have at least 30 internet windows open at any one time LOL). Anyhell, its bookmarked now. Speaking of books..are you planning on writing a book, or publishing a collection of your work, (or have you?!). I'd so buy! You have the makings of being a favorite author of mine, your writing is really that amazing!

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Shelly.. thanks for putting Prince in my head :) hehe. Actually according to what is being said about Jouir De Prince music seems appropriate :)

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:)

D'awwww...thanks again; it always means a lot to me when people say such nice things. Conversely, I am not so mushy about legitimate publication, heh. I've been told more than a few times over the years that I don't fit the right niche for what is required and admittedly am terribly stubborn and cynical about trying to do so. Thank the Universe the Internet is here now so I can share with whomever cares to read and make us all happy, yay!

 

I pulled a Shelly and dabbed just the slightest of this on the backs of my hands then went out to get lunch. The girl behind the counter was very attentive, so that IS interesting. But she's too young for me, alas. :)

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:)

Girl, you ain't right. :)

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She was probably wondering what would cause such a lovely, intelligent woman not to WIPE!!! LOL, jk!

Nearly spit the red wine I was laughing so hard. :-)

 

According to Mara - it's the new civit. Correct me if I have it wrong but only one ML went into 32 oz and here we are?!

 

Thane - which is magic - only had a single solitary drop. And what a diff one drop versus 1ml makes. ;-)

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Well sure, but after all...the two scents have different agendas. Thane is all about Boldly Go and Jouir de is...come now. ;)

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this is a very entertaining thread..........u girls are so funny..... ;)

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this is a very entertaining thread..........u girls are so funny..... ;)

Fawn girlfriend - take the fun and laughs where u can get them. :-)! And if it comes from a fecal smelling perfume?! whatever. You are among friends. (g)

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Fawn girlfriend - take the fun and laughs where u can get them. :-)! And if it comes from a fecal smelling perfume?! whatever. You are among friends. (g)

 

 

;) ok peed my pants

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She was probably wondering what would cause such a lovely, intelligent woman not to WIPE!!! LOL, jk!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

 

D'awwww...thanks again; it always means a lot to me when people say such nice things. Conversely, I am not so mushy about legitimate publication, heh. I've been told more than a few times over the years that I don't fit the right niche for what is required and admittedly am terribly stubborn and cynical about trying to do so. Thank the Universe the Internet is here now so I can share with whomever cares to read and make us all happy, yay!

Hey, Luna - have you thought about publishing via Cafe Press? Just a print on demand offering for your fans?

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I haven't thought about the Cafe Press thing, although people have asked over the years if I'd do the Lulu thing...I suppose if it's print-on-demand then there would be less outlay. I'm so terribly disorganized when it comes to building my fanbase. :lol:

*ponders*

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Well due to a 'happy little accident', I received a DA sampler pack. So lucky for me:) Hmmm....I couldn't put this one on. I got a** in the vial. However, my husband the TT loves this in the vial. To me it smells dirty, so very, very dirty. The TT probably likes it because as Lynn put it. It definitely smells like that 'thing' we will never do!!!!

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To me it smells dirty, so very, very dirty. The TT probably likes it because as Lynn put it. It definitely smells like that 'thing' we will never do!!!!

 

What on earth is this "thing we'll never do" that everyone keeps going on about? What could possibly be that bad or that naughty? :neutral: Maybe I'm too Swedish to understand... :rolleyes:

 

About the actual Jouir De... I was a bit worried about this one as some honey's and/or musks (in particular "dirty" ones like what Shelly B comes up with) just turn to horrible plasticy play dooh on me...and everyone else just adores them! So I'm thinking that since my skin chemistry doesn't like what everyone else seems to love, maybe this one will be fantabulous on me because most gals seem to be running from it :) Time will tell!

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Helpful Wiki is helpful. No, you should probably not be clicking on that if you're at work.

 

Bad? Not necessarily, it's a matter of personal taste. Naughty? Oh yes. :rolleyes:

Edited by luna65

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Helpful Wiki is helpful. No, you should probably not be clicking on that if you're at work.

 

That's it? :rolleyes: I thought it must have been something reeeeeally naughty :) I was expecting someting "a lot worse"

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...don't make me hijack this thread with the TMI. :rolleyes:

 

Oh wait...too late!

Edited by luna65

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That's it? :rolleyes: I thought it must have been something reeeeeally naughty :) I was expecting someting "a lot worse"

Roflmao!!!!!!!!!!

 

The millenial gen in the States has caught up to Europe on this and thinks (generalization alert) NBD.

 

I am a product of my Midwest GenX upbringing - and if u ask my mother - her black sheep for sure. And yet - still. Some things are still strictly an exit - who would have thought I was old fashioned.

 

Off 2 continue color processing - overdying my highlights "wild red" - basically a cool toned candy apple red. :-). Let's give em something 2 talk about. :-)

Edited by Shelly B

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Red for the Aires, lol. I tried to wear this. just a smidge on the inside of my wrist, just to test. Bless it all!! The Civit amped on me, yech! If Shelly Bs mixes are all about sweet, dirty nasty sex. This mix is all about canal*drop the c*sex. I can't do it, the smell is horrific on me ladies. I think I will keep this sample just for the novelty factor. -Be Blessed,Beccah- As a sidenote every other August release smells beautiful, even the ones I didn't think I'd like:)

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Roflmao!!!!!!!!!!

 

The millenial gen in the States has caught up to Europe on this and thinks (generalization alert) NBD.

 

I am a product of my Midwest GenX upbringing - and if u ask my mother - her black sheep for sure. And yet - still. Some things are still strictly an exit - who would have thought I was old fashioned.

 

Off 2 continue color processing - overdying my highlights "wild red" - basically a cool toned candy apple red. :-). Let's give em something 2 talk about. :-)

 

Im with you, Shelly....some doors are just one way...lol

I love to do seasonal hair too. Red & Gold highligts for fall......

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It was probably Kouros. :lol:

 

 

Eh.. isn't that the one that smells like armpits and black pepper? Pheh!

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I've been really nervous to try this, especially after reading the reviews! And after I got my bottle, I smelled it and did not like it at all! It smells like really bad BO that someone tried to cover up with a sickly sweet scent. So I obviously could not keep this LOL! Before I put it up on my trading post, I let a friend of mine smell it, since I usually give her first dibs on anything I don't want. Her reaction? "OMG, this smells like a dirty ass!" LOL. I didn't get that particular odor, I just know I don't like it. So then she took it to a bunch of different people at work to see what their reactions were. About six people (male and female) sniffed it, and pretty much every reaction was along the same lines..."like a dirty diaper that has baby powder in it" "someone who hasn't cleaned themselves" "gas station bathroom". I'm sorry to those that like it; I really hoped I would like it, too. And I also feel bad because now people think M&D make smelly perfumes LOL! I had to take other bottles around to "prove" they make awesome stuff. :challoween: So anyway, I will be ading this to my trade list later on...

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:challoween:

 

That reminds me, I had my co-worker smell it (not put it on, just take a whiff from the wand of the trial vial) and the look on her face was priceless! She said, "I can't even tell you what that is!" And I said, "Honey, you don't wanna know."

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Hehehe I see this is a love-it-or-hate-it scent.

Jouir de doesn't agree with me at all either. <sigh> I suppose I am not the dirty girl I pretend to be.

 

Reminds me of the time I tried Zigeunerwein in the office - my co-workers wrestled it from my grasp and threw it out....on me it smelled like a combo of vomit and cat urine...

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I've been really nervous to try this, especially after reading the reviews! And after I got my bottle, I smelled it and did not like it at all! It smells like really bad BO that someone tried to cover up with a sickly sweet scent. So I obviously could not keep this LOL! Before I put it up on my trading post, I let a friend of mine smell it, since I usually give her first dibs on anything I don't want. Her reaction? "OMG, this smells like a dirty ass!" LOL. I didn't get that particular odor, I just know I don't like it. So then she took it to a bunch of different people at work to see what their reactions were. About six people (male and female) sniffed it, and pretty much every reaction was along the same lines..."like a dirty diaper that has baby powder in it" "someone who hasn't cleaned themselves" "gas station bathroom". I'm sorry to those that like it; I really hoped I would like it, too. And I also feel bad because now people think M&D make smelly perfumes LOL! I had to take other bottles around to "prove" they make awesome stuff. :o So anyway, I will be ading this to my trade list later on...

Oh sh+t............

 

I am SO PIMPL (pee in my Pants laughing) I almost can't breathe.

 

I am so with you - this is so sweaty balls and dirty underwear that I personally can't do it. And while I like to think I am fearless -not true. (shhhhh.......don't tell). If I was I could wear this. And as much as I wanted to conceptually - this isn't it. If I wanted to get horizontal and superimposed - this would NOT be my go to scent. It just wouldn't.

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Do men really like these dirty scents? I let my tg and my friend's guy smell phero girl and they both turned up their noses and said smells like "honey insense" and "smells like Weenie the Pooh's house caught on fire". Is Phero Girl considered a dirty scent? Hmm Well...Jouir De totally won't be one I will be trying in the near future. But the reviews are priceless! lol

Oh sh+t............

 

I am SO PIMPL (pee in my Pants laughing) I almost can't breathe.

 

I am so with you - this is so sweaty balls and dirty underwear that I personally can't do it. And while I like to think I am fearless -not true. (shhhhh.......don't tell). If I was I could wear this. And as much as I wanted to conceptually - this isn't it. If I wanted to get horizontal and superimposed - this would NOT be my go to scent. It just wouldn't.

Edited by Geena

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So what...am I the only one who's going to be wearing this? I mean, not outside, of course...but inside with the naughty thoughts and the porn and the glomping of Master Quince? :o

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:o

Now there's a custom rank...Wears Jouir de...and likes it!

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