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Now there's a custom rank...Wears Jouir de...and likes it!

 

Babe - Luna - L-O-V-E you. Seriously - I do. But I came up with the idea and yet - in practice - majorly big skidmarks DO not smell fresh. EVER.

 

Just sayin'

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So what...am I the only one who's going to be wearing this? I mean, not outside, of course...but inside with the naughty thoughts and the porn and the glomping of Master Quince? :lol:

 

:lol:

Luna might be getting a gallon of this as a prezzy.

 

I'm glad at least it's been rich in its entertainment value! BWAHA!

 

Seriously, where's that Vulva link....

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I can just imagine their noses fainting from envy...or maybe just overload. :lol:

 

Shelly I would have thought for sure your Mad Scientist self would have found a layering strategy to deal with The Skank.

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Okay I have just discovered that if you layer The Skank with SLF, they love each other and want to show their love in many many many ways, some of them possibly illegal. But I know you all are looking at me in horror (or envy because you don't have any SLF left). But mmm I am sexxxah!

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Wellll as far as Phero Girl (and most heavy pheros), my man likes em on me! ALOT! My ex did too. I dont go waving the bottles at them though.. you know it smells different on you.

 

And heck yes Phero Girls dirty. It smells like um....well...SLF!!! Just like it! especially straight from the bottle. Those guys need it to be on you to have awoman to connect the signal with. Otherwise, they will just be dopey dudes about it all.

 

As for these Joiur De Reviews? Shiiiit....they ARE priceless! I have a bottle of this comin, and you guys are freakin me out(but not much-but TG, FECES?!-ok,that scares me...)

 

Shelly B, you made this-are you now sayin its too dirty for YOU? Now I'm just mind boggled. Help.sock%20puppet%20shaking%20no%20ha.gif

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I don't think this as offensive to men. The TT actually kinda likes it. I cannot get past the dirty,dirty,so dirty *is mentally taking a shower*-Beccah

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I tried the sample I got in my DA sampler...

 

I don't get as much arse or "fecal" as most of you seem to...Mega dirty? Hell yes! But not really arsy dirty, I get more salty dirty than arse... I'm thinking I'm getting more sweaty balls than "that thing we'll never do" :lol:

 

I just can't do sweaty balls ladies... I'm a Virgo, I like my balls nice & clean smelling :lol: Having said that....Jouir De wasn't all arse or sweaty balls when layered with something sweet... I tried L's Summer of Sin...Not bad!

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Shelly B, you made this-are you now sayin its too dirty for YOU? Now I'm just mind boggled. Help.sock%20puppet%20shaking%20no%20ha.gif

 

Ok - I think I'm going to have to say something I was pretty sure I'd never say. :gasp:

 

I have found a dirty scent that is too dirty for me to wear. And it is Jouir De. :lol:

 

I've tried. I want to like it. I like being bad sometimes and I don't much care what others think about me. This should make me the perfect candidate for this scent.

 

BUT - I'm still in a house with cats, dogs and kids. With even one drop of this covered with something really sweet - and I swear - I can be walking through the house - catch a whiff - and I have a flash of deciding - Is it the Jouir De - or did a 4 legged family member leave a present I have to play "Hunt that Smell" to eliminate? Flashbacks to a poo mess do not equate sex to me. Jouir De smells too much - to me - of Mommy tasks that I do NOT enjoy- and hence - this has no sexual overtones to me at all.

 

Don't get me wrong - I love civit and tonquin. I do. I do like the hint of dirty badness - particularly when it sneaks up on you from underneath a cloud of warm sexy honey. But there is either too much Civit/Tonquin or a different type in this one. But something amps - FECES - and I am finding it impossible to get past it. Mad scientist or no mad scientist.

 

I can't make myself want to smell like a dingleberry - no matter how brave or unconventional I sometimes feel.

 

I'm officially waving the flag of surrender on this one. :lol:

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I don't get as much arse or "fecal" as most of you seem to...Mega dirty? Hell yes! But not really arsy dirty, I get more salty dirty than arse... I'm thinking I'm getting more sweaty balls than "that thing we'll never do" :lol:

 

Yeah that's what it is for me as well...BALLS!

 

Did I say that loud enough? I want to make it perfectly clear...

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Yeah that's what it is for me as well...BALLS!

 

Did I say that loud enough? I want to make it perfectly clear...

 

 

Ummmm.....good?

 

Glad it doesn't smell fecal to you- because if my man's parts smelled like this - I'd be hauling him off for a check-up. And probably contemplating kicking his arse.

 

I swear - amusement value alone - this is the funniest thread since the erotic zodiac thread in April. I have laughed until I cried so many times on this thread. Y'all are A-W-E-S-O-M-E!!!

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My chemistry liked the honey in this and in Waves Of Lust, both scents came out good on me. For some reason, Jouir De seems darker in tone to me than Waves Of Lust. The two of them seem really close in tone to me. And the self effects of both are fun too.

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I swear - amusement value alone - this is the funniest thread since the erotic zodiac thread in April. I have laughed until I cried so many times on this thread. Y'all are A-W-E-S-O-M-E!!!

 

I agree....I have not personally tried the Jouir De.....even though I have a sample....but this thread is hilarious!

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Well obviously Shelly and I are just too good at coming up with scented fantasies. :)

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Balls. Poo. Good Gravy,,,,,,,I'm A dirty gal. Walked around a street fair today with Dave and only the two of us knew I had a vinyl cupless corset on under my tee shirt..haha.

I LOVE secret dirty things. My boy was so turned on all day he didnt even know what to do with himself, but this..this sounds-Right Out There!

I'm soooo curious how dirty this actually is!

I almost ordered the pure animal phero kit from from www.profumo.it-its an Italian company-and the kit is genuine pure civit, castorteum, honeybee, ambergris,tonquin and something else, all uncut for 200 bucks. Talk about your pure Stank. Thing is I wouldn't really know what to do with it once I had it, and its a pretty penny.

They claim to be creulty free somehow, but the extracts are only 5 ml each I believe...

I dunno, still up in the air on this. They also sell a musk deer/genuine in a rose oil (I'm actually unclear on if it IS Musk deer, though they DID sell it once in various perfume oil blends-it may be illegal now, I emailed them about getting my hands on some and they said the product was no longer availible,,),But there IS some sort of animal musk and you can pick your genuine absoulute base. I want one.

That site site is crazy--and I digress--I just bet that genuine animal stuff is dirrrrrty.

Again,I can't wait to take Jouir de for a spin myself...and on my boy! Sounds like a project!!

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Haha-also, I certainly don't like the smell of feces---but am I 'nuts'(yeah pun intended),that I kinda like the smell of balls?! :lol::lol::lol: Jesus....only clean ones....and TMI!!!! I know... Sorry, Still my 30th B-day weekend!!

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I almost ordered the pure animal phero kit from from www.profumo.it-its an Italian company-and the kit is genuine pure civit, castorteum, honeybee, ambergris,tonquin and something else, all uncut for 200 bucks.

 

That kit does not have tonguin. Actual tonquin musk is very rare (almost extinct), and as that company specializes in natural fragrances they would not sell an item which is not animal-sourced. You can buy tonquin musk commercially (as I have) from companies who offer it as a hunting/trapping lure.

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yikes! and lol @ reviews

 

Somehow all this talk about gas station bathrooms, feces, dingleberries and sweaty balls is making me think of those Harry Potter Jelly Beans with flavors like vomit ear wax and boogers. (and no I never ate any of them out of fear, shall I try Jouir De? Im feeling the same type of fear lol) Eh *shrug* my mind and its associations.

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Haha-also, I certainly don't like the smell of feces---but am I 'nuts'(yeah pun intended),that I kinda like the smell of balls?! :wacko::lol::lol2: Jesus....only clean ones....and TMI!!!! I know... Sorry, Still my 30th B-day weekend!!

 

 

Happy Belated Birthday! :party:

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Funny you should mention that...The Goth Rosary actually offers a few "Disgusting Smells" here. I'm not exactly sure why Anti Sally wanted to sell these...maybe just because she can. I only have the desire to smell Fromunda but haven't actually bought it yet. Q keeps threatening (when I'm particularly bad) to buy it for me.

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I've always *wondered* about those 'offerings' but never enought to purchase... :wacko:

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Funny you should mention that...The Goth Rosary actually offers a few "Disgusting Smells" here. I'm not exactly sure why Anti Sally wanted to sell these...maybe just because she can. I only have the desire to smell Fromunda but haven't actually bought it yet. Q keeps threatening (when I'm particularly bad) to buy it for me.

 

 

OMG. and a desire to smell Fromunda? (I read the description not thinking that Id actually be right) WHY would you WANT to smell that???! lmaooooooooo ow my tummy. Owie.

 

hehe your Q sounds so adorable and fun. :wacko:

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Yes he is, but I am extremely biased after all. :wacko:

 

Why? There was a thread a while back about our favorite smells and it got onto a tangent about strange smells, and although I didn't chime in at the time, I have a Stink Kink. Not, like, chemical stinky stuff, but living things. The odor of secretions/bacteria of living organisms fascinates me. For example, I've smelled the corpse flower and it was awful, sure, but still amazing.

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Thanks for the B-day Wishes Mystree!

 

Luna, your right, I may be wrong about the tonquin..but I'd love if you visited www,profumo.it -Mara has before when I was yappin about it to her. I have a really hard time figuring that site out....check out the ...god I guess its Rose Musk under perfumes of the Shariqks or somethin I'm butchering the spelling on, that and the animal kit. It would be a favor for you to tell me how much that rose musk is and wtf your supposed to do with that animal kit....your more of an expert than I am.

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Yes he is, but I am extremely biased after all. :wacko:

 

Why? There was a thread a while back about our favorite smells and it got onto a tangent about strange smells, and although I didn't chime in at the time, I have a Stink Kink. Not, like, chemical stinky stuff, but living things. The odor of secretions/bacteria of living organisms fascinates me. For example, I've smelled the corpse flower and it was awful, sure, but still amazing.

 

 

ahhh, I kinda like the smell of skunk and burnt tires =/ (don't tell anyone)

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Lori, I've known about that site for years and bought from them as well; that's why I responded the way I did. The kits are for learning to do certain types of blending and tincture, really for people who have already studied perfumerie techniques and texts and want to actually try it themselves. The Didatical Kits (of which the animal musk one is a part of) are for learning to develop your palate (training your nose), as it were, for fragrance, as well as simple blending techniques. You have to learn to appreciate the full bouquet of a note or an accord before you can think about blending it with others...just like you should know the notes before you play chords (though I know some music teachers don't think that way).

 

Currency converters are your friend...the rose musk, including the VAT, is probably going to cost around $200 US for the 1gr size.

 

The company is a bit controversial for selling animal-sourced products, but in Europe and the Middle East, for example, there's not such a censure in regards to such things.

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You guys are hilarious! I'll admit I actually like my own vajay-jay smell. Especially after you know. I love the LAM sandalwood & resins because after dry down to me it smells exactly like that. I dunno tried to like this one. I do love the smell of sex! Couldn't :wacko: And to all concerned Jour de is DIRTY! If I didn't tell you before Happy Birthday Cheezy.

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You honey lovin girls are a flipping a trip! You all ain't RIGHT!!

 

Luna, I have a strange girl crush on you and have been reading everything you write on here because you are the hook. You have filthy dirty yet wholesome mind. I fancy myself the world's most chaste nymphomaniac...a sexual hobbyist...a pervert but never a slut. I'm always researching sex, googling new stuff to try with my special partner...always trying to push the limits...expand the orgasm, deepen the experience... Then you come around buying hunting/trapping lure and using it as an aphrodisiac. That's pretty hardcore! WTF I believe I have lost my crown! You truly are the Reigning LP Perv! Sniff Sniff Hurray!! I bow to your greatness!

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:lol:

 

Compared to some people I know in the Lifestyle, I'm rather tame, heh. But it's my central obsession, no doubt. ;)

 

My main belief is that perversion is best experienced with the one (or more than one, as the case may be) you love, it's about going to the core of your self and discovering what is there underneath societal expectation and conditioning. It takes a lot of trust to be that vulnerable. Of course, that's nothing you don't already know, I'm sure. It IS about the spirit of discovery, and it's about fun. I appreciate your stance on "supernatural sex," I believe in that too. It goes beyond biological imperatives and even entertainment into the Other, into the mystery.

 

So here's to adventure! *toasts you*

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OK. Be warned – chemical disaster with my skin. This smelled like mothballs. Horrible perfume scent, let me tell you. DO NOT use my review in making your decision. I can guarantee you this was not designed to smell like mothballs and you should check out what others had to say about it.

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My So got mothballs too, me, well..you know what I got!

 

 

I'd be fine with mothballs! I put on just a drop.. and got honey glazed cat's ass. Not that surprising I guess. Isn't that where the Civit musk glands are? I can just see a technitian in a lab coat and goggles chasing a cat around with a spoon! I immediately tried to rinse it off and got pure vengeful cat turd! Daaaaammnn!

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I put on just a drop.. and got honey glazed cat's ass.

 

*dies laughing*

That is way better than my description!

 

I'm still layering this with SLF every so often and it still makes me think of slutty boy.

*dreamy sigh*

But I don't think I'll torture Q this month. Maybe next month. :)

I did, however, annoint a strip of paper which I then put into a baggie to send to my curious friend after my "It smells like BALLS," testimonial. I'm thinking of telling her to take it outside before she smells it.

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Oh my god @ GR's uncommon scents.

 

How do you test those out during the process? "No, not enough ocean water...needs more ocean water."

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"Hug Cat" = Honey Glazed Cat's Ass

 

I just keep coming back to this thread to see what everyone's saying!!

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Yeeeeeahhhh.....I'm not spendin those kinda bills on that stuff-theres too many other thangs out there I want.

Also, my bank wont let me order anything overseas(tried ordering this T-shirt from the UK, no dice-called my bank---no Lori, you can't has it, it's in the Uk....), whatever.

Furthermore-even though that site claims to be TOTALLY cruelty free, ya kinda gotta wonder.

As for Jouir de...I'm waitin for it to get here-I'm veddy veddy intrigued if I haven't said that yet.

And I love Luna too. She's somethin else. Some kinda wonderful. I like her brass, and everything that goes with it-hear that woman? :)

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:Hug_emoticon:

Awww, aren't you precious? Thanks dear, and it's funny...brass is the very metal I resonate with the most!

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I just had to give Jouir De another try. I wore some the other night and yes indeed when wet it was really ahem…pungent. But after about 10 minutes it turns into something really pretty and unique. Every scent plays against each other fabulously. The ambers, honeycomb and musk make this scent really sweet and sexy and the orchid and vanilla give it a surprising exotic kick.

 

I'm wearing some now while at work. How ballsy is that. My HOT CFO is following me around with this goofy smile on his face. Hmm. Interesting. Yeah baby. I put some on this morning after my shower and waited 10 minutes again. I get sexy sweetness with an earthy aura. My husband caught a whiff and said that I smelled pretty. He then started to do an impromptu striptease dance and threw me on the bed all the while burying his face in my neck where I applied the Jouir De. I think he likes it and he is really honest about what he likes and dislikes. I'm sure I'll buy a large bottle of this. You ladies should give this another try. Just make sure you let it sit for about 10min and you should be good to go.

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How ballsy is that.

 

Wearing cops to work would tell me that you WANT some balls. :(

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