The Naughty Jester Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 There's gotta be something written somewhere about "coming" down the chimney... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyVictoria Posted November 23, 2011 Author Share Posted November 23, 2011 There's gotta be something written somewhere about "coming" down the chimney... LMAOOO or Smoking Santa's Pipe? Santa's laying his Pipe on Christmas Morning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyVictoria Posted November 23, 2011 Author Share Posted November 23, 2011 I would love to, but I fear what might be on the front page of the site for 3 entire months! Maybe we could put something innocent on the short descrip and "only click here if you're over 18" to get to the Perfumerie page. LOL! WTH...we should do it for Valentine's Day = end of January releases. Ok, girls....start your engines ....I'll craft what you design and share some gifties with everyone who helps. Omg! This is going to be Sooo much FUNNN Stuffed Twinkie for Your Tatas Pearl Catcher in the Thigh ( like catcher in the rye) Special Delivery.. OH My! How did that one sneak in there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potion Master Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Yes, I was planning on Special Delivery for Valentine's Day again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyVictoria Posted November 23, 2011 Author Share Posted November 23, 2011 Yes, I was planning on Special Delivery for Valentine's Day again. OMG Mara YESSSSSSSSSS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!!! OMG IM CRYING WITH JOY!!! Omg I will help you pack ship and post or I will fly to India and send packages myself , you made me so happy right now!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halo0073 Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Well I already named one The Smoking Pole for an upcoming Shelly B/Naughty Jester release Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skye Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Are you happy V? (I loved the chocolate cherry scrub but the perfume went funky on me after a while.) Ok. My contribution to the porny goodness is: Deep Throat (with TMI and cops). Make him spill his ... um ... secrets. Creamy vanilla, skin musk, saffron, whipped cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halo0073 Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 (edited) Still like Clam. Clam diver. Man eating Clam. Bearded Clam Eater But it does not sound like it would smell good! Edited November 23, 2011 by halo0073 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyVictoria Posted November 23, 2011 Author Share Posted November 23, 2011 Are you happy V? (I loved the chocolate cherry scrub but the perfume went funky on me after a while.) Ok. My contribution to the porny goodness is: Deep Throat (with TMI and cops). Make him spill his ... um ... secrets. Creamy vanilla, skin musk, saffron, whipped cream. Yes!!! Totallly love Special D. It seriously is an antidepressant for me. OOOhh I want some Deep Throat! What about Cum Inside My Office SWS and Cops it can smell like a Xerox Machine, coffee, red patent leather pumps, french lace panties and stockings with seams on the back and Skye's Steampunk Dildo Whip! @ Halo Good Name! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halo0073 Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 The Jizzard of Oz. Banana Snatcher The Next Penetration Throbbing Hood Clitty Clitty Gang Bang Gotta go self medicate now...LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyVictoria Posted November 23, 2011 Author Share Posted November 23, 2011 oMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGG LMAOOO JIzzard of OZ!!!!!!!!! Little Red Riding Whore Cinderfuckafella HO White and the Seven Dwarfs Goldisucks on the 3 Bears Jack and Jizz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beccah Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Rudolph the Red Donged Reindeer Santa's stuffing mommy's stocking Jingle Balls the porno elf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naughty Jester Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Hairy Pecker and the Sorcerer's Bone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halo0073 Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Big Trouble In Little Vagina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halo0073 Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Clit Me With Your Best Shot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyVictoria Posted November 23, 2011 Author Share Posted November 23, 2011 LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OMG I Can't Breathe!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halo0073 Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 I need to stop, my brain is going to explode. Teabags for Two Forever Shafter I have to go lay down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halo0073 Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Cum on Over or Cum to Bed Men in Back Pulp Friction Star Whores My Horny valentine or My Humpy Valentine Internally Yours or Internally Whores Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyvey Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 I claim MMF. yes mother is so proud. I was thinking of my old mango + marshmallow idea but can't thik of an F that would be good with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skye Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 I claim MMF. yes mother is so proud. I was thinking of my old mango + marshmallow idea but can't thik of an F that would be good with it French Vanilla? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyvey Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 hmmm i don't like french vanilla (i think)... :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bella15 Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 GAWD, I love this thread!!! y'all are AWEsome!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beccah Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Oops, I Swallowed Again! Jingle These Balls. Porn Star Barbie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyvey Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Oops, I Swallowed Again! made me bark-lol like a seal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyVictoria Posted November 23, 2011 Author Share Posted November 23, 2011 Oops, I Swallowed Again! Jingle These Balls. Porn Star Barbie LMAO! Hello Coochy GI Jon - ( a scent for a man that screams PIMP ) Frosty & The Ho Bag Pop that Cookie Baby Talk Dildo to Me Paradise Clitty WelCUM to my Jungle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethOSP Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Oh hell! Now I'm so excited that aaaaaaaaaalll l my double entendres just fell out my right ear! Of course, now they're dripping down my arm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liz Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 I would love to, but I fear what might be on the front page of the site for 3 entire months! Maybe we could put something innocent on the short descrip and "only click here if you're over 18" to get to the Perfumerie page. LOL! WTH...we should do it for Valentine's Day = end of January releases. Ok, girls....start your engines ....I'll craft what you design and share some gifties with everyone who helps. I can hear all the little wheels turning ....hee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halo0073 Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 If Pearl catcher doesn't get used then Pearl Necklace should. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naughty Jester Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 And it's sequel: Pearl Necklace, The Second Coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halo0073 Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 And it's sequel: Pearl Necklace, The Second Coming Nice Jest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skye Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 I would think you should be a little loaded to truly enjoy a Pearl Necklace so how about booze notes, peaches (heh), white sugar, musks or resins to ground it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naughty Jester Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 White sugar. Heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halo0073 Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 I would think you should be a little loaded to truly enjoy a Pearl Necklace so how about booze notes, peaches (heh), white sugar, musks or resins to ground it? CREAM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calii Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 ... you are all certifiable. ummm,I mean that in the best way...really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skye Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 CREAM! Perv! (Heh. Come snuggle.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosebud Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 I would love to, but I fear what might be on the front page of the site for 3 entire months! Maybe we could put something innocent on the short descrip and "only click here if you're over 18" to get to the Perfumerie page. LOL! WTH...we should do it for Valentine's Day = end of January releases. Ok, girls....start your engines ....I'll craft what you design and share some gifties with everyone who helps. OMG!!! The excitement !!! I reckon it's a brilliant idea! Lord knows if the rest of the world don't take to the idea it wont matter....with the dirty minds of us "ladies" here on the board have, it'll be an instant sell out anyways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosebud Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Well since it's for V-day I'm guessing we'll need at least 1 chocolatey scent?? How about Willy Wanker & the Fudge Packer Factory Or somethin a li'll bit romantic... A Midsummer Night's Cream? George in Her Jungle? (a rebrew of MeJane maybe?) Brave Tart? Done in 60 Seconds? Oh... Or for some of you who love "da ductape"... Sex, Lies & Ductapes Bumpin Donuts? A sequel to Krispy Kreme? Or a new version of PG Dominance, (I swear I'm not biased at all ) The Dominatrix? Then there's loads of funny porn movies that we could borrow titles from LOL Riding Miss Daisy Womb Raider Shaving Ryan's Privates Schindler's Fist Star Whores Sorest Rump When Harry Ate Sally Buttman & Throbbin Romancin the Bone Free my Willy 10 Things I'd Lick About You 28 Dicks Later Cum Lola Cum Gulp Fiction Lilo & Her Bitch Legends of the Balls Sex With the Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liz Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 (edited) Oh... Or for some of you who love "da ductape"... Sex, Lies & Ductapes ME......me, me, me, me, ME !!! GOOD one Rosebud ! Edited November 25, 2011 by liz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethOSP Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 CREAM! Whipped Cream. Or maybe that should be with the duct tape... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyVictoria Posted November 26, 2011 Author Share Posted November 26, 2011 LMAOOO@ Rosebud!!! Omg!!! Briliant!!! Pearl Catcher with Creaming of You - a sex and sleep potion I've been dying over Jizzard of Oz all weekend. I was cleaning and Jizzard of Oz popped into my head. Like.. what would the Jizz be doing right now? Polishing his pearly staff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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