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I would love to, but I fear what might be on the front page of the site for 3 entire months! Maybe we could put something innocent on the short descrip and "only click here if you're over 18" to get to the Perfumerie page. LOL!

 

WTH...we should do it for Valentine's Day = end of January releases.

 

Ok, girls....start your engines :666: ....I'll craft what you design and share some gifties with everyone who helps.

 

 

Omg! This is going to be Sooo much FUNNN

 

Stuffed Twinkie for Your Tatas

Pearl Catcher in the Thigh ( like catcher in the rye)

 

Special Delivery.. OH My! How did that one sneak in there?

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Yes, I was planning on Special Delivery for Valentine's Day again. :)

 

OMG Mara YESSSSSSSSSS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!

OMG IM CRYING WITH JOY!!!

Omg I will help you pack ship and post or I will fly to India and send packages myself , you made me so happy right now!!!!!!!!

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:) Are you happy V? (I loved the chocolate cherry scrub but the perfume went funky on me after a while.)

 

Ok. My contribution to the porny goodness is: Deep Throat (with TMI and cops). Make him spill his ... um ... secrets. Creamy vanilla, skin musk, saffron, whipped cream.

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:) Are you happy V? (I loved the chocolate cherry scrub but the perfume went funky on me after a while.)

 

Ok. My contribution to the porny goodness is: Deep Throat (with TMI and cops). Make him spill his ... um ... secrets. Creamy vanilla, skin musk, saffron, whipped cream.

 

Yes!!! Totallly love Special D. It seriously is an antidepressant for me.

OOOhh I want some Deep Throat!

 

What about Cum Inside My Office

SWS and Cops it can smell like a Xerox Machine, coffee, red patent leather pumps, french lace panties and stockings with seams on the back and Skye's Steampunk Dildo Whip!

 

@ Halo Good Name!

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I claim MMF. yes mother is so proud. I was thinking of my old mango + marshmallow idea but can't thik of an F that would be good with it

 

French Vanilla?

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I would love to, but I fear what might be on the front page of the site for 3 entire months! Maybe we could put something innocent on the short descrip and "only click here if you're over 18" to get to the Perfumerie page. LOL!

 

WTH...we should do it for Valentine's Day = end of January releases.

 

Ok, girls....start your engines :666: ....I'll craft what you design and share some gifties with everyone who helps.

I can hear all the little wheels turning ....hee

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I would think you should be a little loaded to truly enjoy a Pearl Necklace so how about booze notes, peaches (heh), white sugar, musks or resins to ground it?

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I would love to, but I fear what might be on the front page of the site for 3 entire months! Maybe we could put something innocent on the short descrip and "only click here if you're over 18" to get to the Perfumerie page. LOL!

 

WTH...we should do it for Valentine's Day = end of January releases.

 

Ok, girls....start your engines :666: ....I'll craft what you design and share some gifties with everyone who helps.

 

OMG!!! The excitement !!! :UkkiBannana:

 

I reckon it's a brilliant idea! Lord knows if the rest of the world don't take to the idea it wont matter....with the dirty minds of us "ladies" here on the board have, it'll be an instant sell out anyways :Emoticons08016:

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Well since it's for V-day I'm guessing we'll need at least 1 chocolatey scent?? How about Willy Wanker & the Fudge Packer Factory :rofl222:

Or somethin a li'll bit romantic... A Midsummer Night's Cream?

 

George in Her Jungle? (a rebrew of MeJane maybe?)

Brave Tart?

Done in 60 Seconds?

Oh... Or for some of you who love "da ductape"... Sex, Lies & Ductapes :Emoticons04263:

 

Bumpin Donuts? A sequel to Krispy Kreme?

 

Or a new version of PG Dominance, (I swear I'm not biased at all :001_302: ) The Dominatrix?

 

 

 

Then there's loads of funny porn movies that we could borrow titles from LOL

Riding Miss Daisy

Womb Raider

Shaving Ryan's Privates

Schindler's Fist

Star Whores

Sorest Rump

When Harry Ate Sally

Buttman & Throbbin

Romancin the Bone

Free my Willy

10 Things I'd Lick About You

28 Dicks Later

Cum Lola Cum

Gulp Fiction

Lilo & Her Bitch

Legends of the Balls

Sex With the Kitty

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Oh... Or for some of you who love "da ductape"... Sex, Lies & Ductapes :Emoticons04263:

 

ME......me, me, me, me, ME !!!

GOOD one Rosebud !

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LMAOOO@ Rosebud!!! Omg!!!

 

Briliant!!!

 

Pearl Catcher with Creaming of You - a sex and sleep potion

I've been dying over Jizzard of Oz all weekend. I was cleaning and Jizzard of Oz popped into my head. Like.. what would the Jizz be doing right now? Polishing his pearly staff?

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