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URGENT: what to use with a condescending know-it-all?

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I'm having one sprung on me shortly against my will. The SO of a friend, who acts exactly the same way with my friend as well and it really, really bothers me, as much as him doing it to ME. He does that thing where NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY HE DISAGREES WITH YOU to establish superiority, and/or unnecessarily explains things to you as if you are a 2 year old, -- regardless of how much or little he knows about the subject. For example: "I have my period. It's early." Him: "Menstruation is a natural body process that begins to happen to human females upon the onset of puberty. Also, you don't have your period, but even if you did, it wouldn't be early if it came now." Bleagh. What should I use?? I have everything, I think except B2.

 

I'm tempted to try Dom just on principle, but am really tired so fear that would make me actually punch him or something.

 

MLH? H2H?

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I know a guy JUST LIKE THIS. For some reason, when I wore Le Femme Mystere around him, he became totally nicer and kind kissed my ass :)

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Ugh, mansplainers.

I'd vote for something b-nol fluffy.

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LOL the bnol definitely does its work in LFM. Ok that's the vote for now... open to suggestions for the next 15 minutes!!!

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I had the same experience with LFM, it makes him stand down and also kiss my butt a bit and want to spend time around me.

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SWS?? Only because a guy like that who grates on my nerves was actually kind of respectful to me when I wore it.

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I've never tried SWS so I've got LFM smeared on my head - will report back!! THANKS GUYS

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I know a guy JUST LIKE THIS. For some reason, when I wore Le Femme Mystere around him, he became totally nicer and kind kissed my ass :)

 

Great, now I HAVE to buy that next month!

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Popularity Potion FTW. Not only does it put you up on a pedestal, it's a friendly pedestal so he doesn't feel threatened by you.

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This sounds exactly like my BFF's husband. I was going to suggest that you Leather his punk ass, but it's too late. Plus, I'm really curious to see how LFM works for you this evening. I will be having lunch this weekend with my friend and her hubby, so I'll be right here taking notes!

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swims with sharks I think.

 

 

T, This isn't on Mara's list of phero's but how about a stealthy jab to the junk? What a douche!

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Too late for advice,but sure want to know how it went! ...I avoid people like that,at all costs :lol:

 

hmmm,I would probabaly have said La Femme too,but would have used Leather if it actually was me :001_302:

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i would use swimming with sharks. let me know how the LFM works! i am very curious about it

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Thanks you guys!!! I smeared LFM (I have alcohol 90/10 in a trial vial, long story) on the back of my head- 5 wand swipes- as usual started out feeling VERY AWARE OF MY TONGUE, then confident and a little Leather-y. He got preachy with me and I cut him off a bit tersely. He pushed a little again and I answered with pointed silence then changed the subject. He was a purring kitty for the rest of the time. :D his talk changed to seeming to be approval-seeking rather than pontificating...and he was noticeably more polite to my friend too. will try sws next time I will be around him to compare! THANKS AGAIN Y'ALL !!!

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See, I'm still searching for the blend which just serves a nice cup of STFU. Because if I'm talking, then stop trying to cockblock me with the mansplaining already. However, I do have somewhat of a remedy for that, but I don't use it much.

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Well it involves IW and then sometimes a touch of either Dom or Cougar, depending on the situation.

 

Bwahaha, reminding Q of one of our epic mansplaining debates and he's all, "OH GOD NOT THIS AGAIN."

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Leather or PP, and a raised eyebrow that says, "WHO has the science degrees here?"

 

That usually shuts 'em up.

 

 

ETA: REALLY glad it went well, and I'm LMBO that he went all approval-y on you! I knew that's what would happen as soon as you hit the right spot!

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Glad to hear that it went well with LFM. I'm a bit late now. I'd have choosen SWS but when I think about it now, LFM seems to be the best choice.

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Thanks you guys!!! I smeared LFM (I have alcohol 90/10 in a trial vial, long story) on the back of my head- 5 wand swipes- as usual started out feeling VERY AWARE OF MY TONGUE, then confident and a little Leather-y. He got preachy with me and I cut him off a bit tersely. He pushed a little again and I answered with pointed silence then changed the subject. He was a purring kitty for the rest of the time. :D his talk changed to seeming to be approval-seeking rather than pontificating...and he was noticeably more polite to my friend too. will try sws next time I will be around him to compare! THANKS AGAIN Y'ALL !!!

 

AWESOME! you should give your friend a blend of that for her next birthday or Christmas-whichever comes first. give it a snappy name STFU potion for your man or something

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God, he sounds like a right dickhead. Congrats on your self control. I'd be tempted to just say 'fuck off will you?'.

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I know a guy JUST LIKE THIS. For some reason, when I wore Le Femme Mystere around him, he became totally nicer and kind kissed my ass :)

 

I just got my bottle of Le Femme Mystere and I will need to try it around a certain manager that thinks he is the boss of me when he is actually 3 levels down and pisses me off every time I'm near him.... I'm so trying this one out next time I have a meeting with him

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Thaaaanks you guys......I WILL Dom him one of these days to see what happens :D

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Leather or PP, and a raised eyebrow that says, "WHO has the science degrees here?"

 

That usually shuts 'em up.

 

Yes...if I used this line it certainly would!! :lol:

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Glad it went well! I'm late to the party but I was going to suggest stabbing that motherfucker with an ice pick... the evidence melts.. no jail time.

 

 

Can I buy a science degree or biochemist degree online somewhere?

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Glad it went well! I'm late to the party but I was going to suggest stabbing that motherfucker with an ice pick... the evidence melts.. no jail time.

Learn from Basic Instinct: icicle, not ice pick. ;)

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Learn from Basic Instinct: icicle, not ice pick. ;)

 

Ha I was going to say this. Guy sounds so annoying someone may not take the time to pre-plan the icicle and just grab the pick I fear!

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Sweet!! ...and I hope it imprints him for next time...give the moron something to think about :001_302: Now that you have set a precedent don't let him ever even get a start!!!!!

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you know how they sell those pre cut strips of sellotape for gift wrapping-maybe they need to do a duct tape version for guys like this. Whistles innocently..

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I would have said Dom, La femme or Audacious. I am glad you picked a winner.

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thank you :D more on this in my journal as I will be wandering OT....

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Hope it went well, for next time, try dangerous games. I have found the Domme can make some men bristly whereas Dangerous Games seems to make them generally quite submissive.

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I love this thread so much.

 

Any more experimentation?

 

Have you bought your friend a bottle of La Femme Mystere so she can put her relationship on a more even keel?

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I have not heard of Dangerous Games before, is this a new LP Blend?

Its gone, but it was phero boosted with Leather if that helps. It was quite fruity tarty if I remember correctly.

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