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Hmmmm....no wonder Flight of the Bumblebee covers just about all 88 keys of the piano.

Bumble Boogie is easier to play! ;-)

So it's not a strange reaction after all--I'm so relieved!!! I think this "missing sexiness" thing stems from being raised for modesty. When I was a kid I brazenly declared I looked sexy playing dress-up in some sequined 80's frock 8 sizes too big for me and my aunt shook her finger at me and said "ELEGANT Elizabeth, we say ELEGANT". That was how I grew up. "Sexy" was a dirty word. I'm glad I found something with self-effects that can help boost my inner feelings of sexiness!

When I asked my Mom what, "sexy" meant, she said, "it means attractive to men in a not-very-nice way."

LOL! My friend who enabled me to BPAL (and thus my entire perfume addiction) says that O smells like skank. Personally I find Voodoo Punani (HAEE) way skankier. I think it's the saffron.

 

Ok so after much testing I have decided that I prefer OCCO Pink to LAM Pink Amber. I get more hits with the OCCO and the dry-down to yumminess is way shorter.

O DOES small like skank! I have pretty much gone off BPAL. But, not O.

Oh absolutely! I love just about every amber I have tried! Especially the dark, dry-smelling ones!

That's why you are the Resin Ho! ;-)

And, I'm RIGHT there with you!

I think that it would be great to have several scent options, as long as the scents are kept light enough to be a layering option. You know, not quite as strong as one of the regular LP oils.....but strong enough to add just a hint of scent and cover the cops smell on drydown....there are times when a truly light scent is appropriate.....

 

 

OK, my full LAM report.....OH MY GOODNESS....

 

My sweetie arrived, and I was still sweaty from my workout, so I told him I was gonna go take a shower. Afterwards, I applied some LAM. Application points were all of the usual suspects (neck, wrists, cleavage), and a little roll on the belly and the inner thighs (for later). I really didn't apply that much, because I wanted a good comparison.....I used about the amount that I would use for a normal LP oil application.

 

He was standing outside drinking a beer, and when I walked out and stood beside him making small talk, he looks over and says....."You're wearing something, but I don't recognize it." I told him that it was "Like A Magnet", and let him sniff my neck. He smelled the cops (but I didn't tell him it was pheros), as it was still wet....he said...."It has some of that "ass musk" in it...but I think I like it." I told him to just let it dry down and smell it when it dried. When it dried down, he was all over my neck, sniffing almost like a little puppy.....sniff sniff sniff....."Hmmmm....I LIKE THAT ONE." He said that he likes the light scent.....he describes it as "almost not there".

 

Phero effects....well, I counted at least three separate times when there were DIHL responses from him during the night.....we were sitting and watching tv, and I would turn to look at him, and he would be sitting there, just STARING at me. He couldn't wait until my son went to sleep.....thankfully my boy is a heavy sleeper.....it was a chase me into the bedroom and throw me down evening....LITERALLY. He had fun finding ALL of my application spots.....and I ended the evening being fully satisfied....both with my man and the LAM.

 

My overall opinion.....this is a WINNER ladies.....when you are going to have that special evening with your sweetie and you want to LIGHT HIM UP, this will do the job. TRUST ME. Also, those of you who are with men who are "scent-sensitive", try this product....it is light and unobtrusive.....smells almost like a good soap or scented lotion....not like you are wearing a heavy perfume.....if you want to go with a heavier scent, I think you could layer this with just about any LP or commercial perfume of your choice.....

 

 

Now, if you want a comparison to the "other" LAM, there truly is none. Think of night and day. First, the competitor's product smells BAD. I bought some of the ylang ylang once and it made me have sneezing fits, so I returned it. I tried some of a friend's chocolatini version, and no matter how hard I tried, I could not get rid of the stench. And, the chocolatini clashed with EVERYTHING I tried to cover it with. Plus, you would have to use about half of a bottle of theirs to get the same effect. Plus, theirs is like double the price.....hmmmm......

 

GET THIS PRODUCT! YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED!

YOUR fault, you gorgeous, but evil enabler!

It's NOT my lack of willpower that induced me to order a bottle!

Do we need a 12-Step Program? (crickets). ;-)

LOVE the scent! But I amp patchouli SO much that I get complaints from orbiting astronauts. :-(((((( (sad. cry)

What is "Hearts Ease," in her other life?

Ahhh, now I understand what "steampunk" is. I always wondered. Turns out i'm a fan!!

Steampunk: Industrial cum Nouveau Victorian. Think: Jules Verne. Steampunk flick: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

Where to even begin?! I'm speechless.

I need a liter of Balm Bomb!

I am going to be singing at an event this saturday in front of 250 + people, I haven't done this in a while and was wondering out of my blends, what should I choose to be confident and reassure myself. I have some sexual blends, but I think the ones that would make most sense is either far far away, which has audacious, or darling c with the popularity, I thought cougar would have been great but I don't have it..so out of those 2 which do you think? I also will probably have a glass of wine or anything before hand to supress the nervous jitters, and I know that alcohol and pheros shouldn't be mixed..but I think in this case, I need it lol. I have tried darling c and didn't have good results BUT that was ONE time, so I'm thinking whatever I choose, I am going to dilute it with alchohol and spray it in in my face lol...well, spray a really good amount and make sure I am saturated enough..any suggestions would be helpful! Thank you!!

Just spray your pretty self with pretty sorceress potion, STRUT, on stage (lead with the pelvis) and smile at the audience while thinking, "You lucky fools!"

I was a bellydancer for over 20 years. It works!

Then, I got off stage, took off the beads, and turned back into a bookworm, and part time slut.

Well there's no chance of that with me, especially after revealing how I came up with the acronym and what it stands for.

This is true! You will NEVER live down that acronym! It will follow you around for the rest of your life! You might as well, just acknowledge and celebrate your tartness.

Hey! That could be a royal title! Your Tartness!

You know, folks, we should be reviewing these on makeupalley.com.

Of course, we would have to post as if we were NOT total tarts!

Cuddle Bunny might help or G2- if all else fails.. Strychnine

I always DID love oleanders! They grow ALL over CA!

Thank you! :-)

I am just back (forever) from a long absence (2008). The selection is SO plentiful and dazzling that it makes me dizzy. What millows out a nasty, jealous, resentful woman.

I got this as a sample a few weeks ago, and when I opened the package, I smelled this immediately! My nose has a difficult time picking up different scents at one time...but as soon as I smelled this, Beccah's 'hippie orgy' description definitely came to mind...imagine a small, aluminum camper/RV, incense burning inside, and 2 honey-covered hippies spreadin the love, man!! lol. The smell was sweet, tangy, and incensy...I couldnt smell the cops...but then too, natural honey has always had that sour twang to me, so it definitely camoflauged it. Its different than a lot of scents I've tried, but I dont think honey is a scent I favor. This is a looong lasting scent on me too. The last few LPs i tried lasted a while on me, but this one is still tickin, after 7hours! I love being able to smell the LPs and trying to pinpoint the different notes. I pegged the honey and musk but is the 'civet' what gives the incense-like smell?

Yep! On me it's still going strong after 24 hours. Two drops last me shower to shower. Which is good for both going to bed and waking up! ;-)

Now that I have secured my bottle of this I can talk freely about how AMAZING this one is!!!

BF responds so well to this.. In my deathly hallows state last week, I dabbed some on to pick me up from my sickened state..

WOW he could not keep his hands off of me. He is very affectionate, which I love,. but this was more so than normal. Like groping me and slapping my tush..

Instant animal. I love it. I love this with Breakfast in Bed! It's a slutty combo for me and I love it. Yes I love SAUSAGE with my bacon gals- and you will too!

 

*** I want to add if anyone is thinking about ordering this- I saw 11 in the cart- plus the one that I grabbed- so that leaves 10- normally I would panic - but this one a little goes a long way so you don't have to slather it on.

You KNOW it's good, when you get ravished on a day when you look like Lady MacBeth after a bad night!

Bwahahaha!

 

"Boner-fide Perma-erection."

 

There's another for your quotes page!

Mara, I'm begging you! Make up another batch in that cauldron. PLEEEEEEEEEZ. Or steer me and my man to a 12-step program for SLF!

Now that I have secured my bottle of this I can talk freely about how AMAZING this one is!!!

BF responds so well to this.. In my deathly hallows state last week, I dabbed some on to pick me up from my sickened state..

WOW he could not keep his hands off of me. He is very affectionate, which I love,. but this was more so than normal. Like groping me and slapping my tush..

Instant animal. I love it. I love this with Breakfast in Bed! It's a slutty combo for me and I love it. Yes I love SAUSAGE with my bacon gals- and you will too!

 

*** I want to add if anyone is thinking about ordering this- I saw 11 in the cart- plus the one that I grabbed- so that leaves 10- normally I would panic - but this one a little goes a long way so you don't have to slather it on.

That's why I ordered another within DAYS of receiving my FIRST bottle. If I could spare a $300 bucks this month, I'd buy ALL of the remaining bottles. I think this is the Holy Grail!

I've hardly received my FIRST bottle, and I've just bought a SECOND. Oh, pleez, oh, pleez, oh,pleez make it permanent!

But, the NOTES, ladies? What does it smell like?

Can't wear patchouli or too green :-(

BUS-TED!

Phero Girl was my "go to" until Occo SLF. I've had hits on it in no make-up and sweaty scrubs! '

One can understand why the priestesses of Aphrodite were called, "Melissae" (honey bees).

Cultural attitudes regarding sex as literally "dirty" are very pervasive..that's my take on the existing perception. And our senses are, of course, defined by our perceptions.

Speaking of "dirty sex"... a couple whom I know recently vacationed in Hawaii, bought a pair of matching "dirt shirts." They didn't know that you are supposed to wash the things before wearing. Decided to "play in the dirt." Woke with selves and bed linens covered with red Hawaiian soil. lol!

Sexiest scent EVER! Womanly sexy rabbits in heat with just the tiniest hint of skank! If I could afford a liter of this, I'd buy it! Can't-stop-huffing, young guys opening doors, sex-crazed hubby!

WISH I could field-test at work. I'm in a medical job where one REALLY can't wear perfume.