I have no sex life. This post makes me jealous. *sigh*
I wonder if I doused myself in a bottle of this if I could find a man who knows how to satisfy a woman... Notice I'm being very specific in how I put this out there because the last man I had sex with had no clue how to satisfy a woman. It was like all my girl parts were new to him, kinda. I honestly didn't think there were any men left out there that were this clueless in this arena. Apparently I was wrong. So yeah, maybe I'll order me a bottle of this.
