Shelly B

I promised an update when I roadtested unscented Dominance. I'm pretty extroverted and dominant - under normal circumstances - but based on this - and some work stuff - decided Dominance was worth trying. So - about 20 minutes after application - I started to feel like I do when I'm "on a mission from God." Take no prisoners. There will be no NO's. She who must be obeyed has spoken. I'm sure you get the picture. My DH and children have. :-) It's not that I don't do that - it's that I don't live on that level of intensity - and when I'm in it - I very rarely do it for hours. Maybe I'm hypersensitive - as evidenced by my EOW application issues - but man - General Patton, I mean Shelly B - reported for duty today. It came in waves - but Barney Bad A** was not putting up with Sh*t today. No she wasn't. Will trial again - on a day when I need to be decisive and respected - but I'm starting to think Dolly is right - and I need some Treasured Hearts. Any more dominant and I'll be p*ssing on the couch. Or someone's desk at the office.

I can't join the decant circle - I travel too much and ya'll would get aggravated at the wait times. Sorry! :-( I would rather ya'll still like me than join when I'm likely to be terrible at it.

Good luck! Tell us if you get hits! I'm glad it's gone to a good home!

I'm with Curious Chic - it started out fruity - sort of berryish - then smelled like Nakai Nectar = and now resembles Cougar. It's been 4 - 5 hours - it's still here - but faint. It's very fun - it smells almost like a smile looks. Very happy scent. Can't say the Pheros are doing anything for me - but I'm not at the office today- will have to give it a road test at work.

Interesting - I wasn't noticing the scent anymore as I was sleeping - but I woke up at 5 am to DH huffing the back of my neck telling me I smelled wonderful. Don't know if it is the Soulmate phero - but I haven't gotten to cuddle like that on a work day in forever. I was wondering - who is this man? And what did he do with my husband? And can I keep him if he isn't really mine? Pretty please with sugar on top? Glad I got the full bottle. This is going into heavy rotation.

Oh Yeah! So excited - can't wait to get the custom sniffies!

Bumping to the Top - Ordered it - without a lot of reviews. Interested in the phero - Soul Mate - more interested in the fragrance. And - LOVE it. Cherry, citrus, dries down to musk. Powdery soft and magic. This one is great. This would be a GREAT scent for work - not obtrusive, not overly sexual - clean, warm and wonderful. If the Phero works as intended but applied in an office setting - could create a really, nice bonded atmosphere. And I have a thumbs up from the DH - and two very big thumbs up from both children. Which pretty much never happens. And now - the giant box of LP goodies has arrived - new reviews coming soon. And likely - items for the trade list - next week.

Oh no Vivica - the Recessions hit. But since I'm early in my addiction - I'm still amassing my base arsenal. :-) I suspect one more order and I'll have enough big bottles to tide me over - so I'll be stalking new releases/GGG much more strategically from there on. At least - that's what I keep promising myself.

Ok - 22 bottles. I salute you! I bow to your LPness. I am in awe. And then I think - has anyone put these substances on an HPLC machine? Just to check to see if there really is crack in there? Because I'm thinking there is crack. How else to explain an addiction like this? Oh - yeah. I know the sign said stop but I heard don't stop.... Never mind. It's the pheros making me crazy and distracting me from reasonable expectations. That's the ticket. You saw stop, I heard don't stop. It's all true - and it's all good. Night ladies - and kisses - Shelly B

Coffee Mama - if you can be a blabber - RUN from TC. Run. FAST. My nearly full bottle is on it's way in trade to someone who is a point in life where they can be Louis the Loose Lip. Me - not so much. I suggest nearly any other Phero. If you are wanting love - try Treasured Hearts. I can't swear by personally but Dolly thinks it's the bomb. That ought to be enough. <:-)> True Confessions = truth serum. Use at your own risk. :-)!!! With love and fair warning - Shelly B

Holy Sh*t - we all have issues. I stand in awe of this order. I salute you. I see smoke coming from your wallet - but I am truly impressed. But it's the pot calling the kettle black because on the way are: (all full bottles) 3 custom sugareds, unscented Dominance, unscented Cougar, Tamashi No Tomo, Phero Girl, PCMP, and Ivory Pixie's Midnight Garden. Whew. Speaking of smoking wallets. Does anyone else have the old Hanna Barbara Good Angel/Bad Angel conversation? Good Angel - don't buy anymore LP - DH will stroke! Bad Angel - But you know you want to - it will be ok - he'll like how you smell and surely that will be good enough. Have another piece of candy (I mean roller of perfume) little girl. But yes - I have a want list - Betrothal, Freya's, Treasured Hearts, (maybe) Sexology - will wait to see reviews - and Teddy Man for the DH. And then I'll have to take a break. Or I will not live to see my bonus. :-)

Unless you get stopped - what's to explain? <rofmao> Hi officer - I missed that stop sign because - as a result of my Road Rage Reduction Civic Duty - I applied EoW - and frankly - in the moment - I wasn't seeing STOP. I was seeing - Oh please, oh please DON'T stop. I'm sure you understand my confusion - and are delighted to commute my ticket.

You are going to tell us? Puleeeze? Not the TMI details - just whether he liked it or not. :bizoo:

Hey - as long as someone's getting some pleasure - life's good. :-) I try to look at it this way - if I'm that happy on my commute home - I'm a whole lot nicer when I get home than I was going to be. And instead of running when DH chases, maybe I'll let him catch me more often. <g> And EoW certainly minimizes Road Rage - couldn't care less if they cut me off. See Mara and Dana are providing a public service by offering EoW and I'm doing my civic duty as a driver by applying it.

I did read your posts about it - its why I ordered it. I've been rather overly patient with one problem child at the office - and now I've created a Monster. I've been snapping him back into shape - and look forward to Dominance assisting in the process. That and I pulled out my copy of the "The No Asshole Rule: Building a Civilized Workplace and Surviving One That Isn't" - no kidding - it really is a business book - about dealing the most difficult people at work. Great tips on how to neutralize the biggest flamers btw. Between it and Dominance - Shelly B is girding up for a fight. Helmet? Check. Sword? Check. Nut cup? Don't need one. The brass ones are virtual and don't need protecting. <roflmao>

Inhaling. Exhaling. Whew. I want Sexology but no order for me until end of next week. Off to find coffee - with a great sense of relief. :-)

Ok - but everyone's chemistry is different. Can't speak to Ya'lls but: With BI - I get "Every man wants you and you are smoking hot" With Cougar - I get "You are all that and a bag of chips- you sexy sassy thing you - and by the way - you are FEELING it" With True Confessions - "I couldn't stitch my lips shut to save my life. My career. That's a thing of the past." With SS4W - "Every man you know is having a pissing contest in your general direction. It's frankly - quite stressful." With EoW - Dirty dreams, dirty day dreams - all out WANT. (And my best commutes in heavy traffic - in years.) The car reeks - the kids offered to look under the seat to find the smell today - but the commute is so worth it - they can search forever for the missing rotting cheeseburger - I don't care. Waiting for Dominance for the next new Road Test. Kisses - Shelly B

How is it possible there are that few bottles of Sexology?! D*mn it - I can't break out the plastic for 7 MORE days. Ya'll can't have it all. Stop ordering. Pullleeezze. Pretty please with sugar on top?

Ok - when I can sneak another $40 in the next order - I will. :-) It won't be before I know my bonus - I know that much. But my list of precious items is getting so long... Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Have I told you I love you today? I do - I really, really do. Plan on it - this "halfsies" thing might save my marriage. And Lord only knows, he won't object to me on the attack. <roflmao>

Oh seriously - no worries. :-) Actually - I can be total PITA. Many times I'm both aware that I am and are just delighted to be one - but sometimes I'm a fathead and miss that I was. So if I'm ever with you - feel free to knock me upside the head with a 2x4. Sometimes it takes one. Welcome to the Party. Brace your credit card. :-)

Cool - let me know! :-)!!!!

I'm in, I'm in!!!!!!!!!! Can we wait until the 27th? My husband can't kill me until end of February then? And after the 27th I can get in my order of new LP goodies. Pulleeeezzzeeee. Not that I'm begging but I wants my PRECIOUS. But I'd like to live as well.

Freak of nature BUT my DH has protested every fruit based perfume in - I don't know- a LOT of years. Try a sample of Nakai Nektar - and the man is an animal... Makes me crazy...

Where? Oh where do you see 2 new private editions? Where or where are my PRECIOUS? Twitching, twitching, can't order agin until COB the 27th - so as not to end up in divorce court. That DOES not mean I don't want to. Lord knows. Would all the married women who know about wanting and not doing - please say AMEN?!