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@hearts! Hi! I certainly do! I am a fan of your PE’s, I just put on Mama Lion an hour ago! I am still a fan of your Latte, your Buttered Caramel, and your Pumpkin Bake Batter! Just curious, what did you most want in the sale?

I put it in the Queen Bee thread a while ago, I just want to add here that QB personally gives me Dominance/ Leather selfies. I’m a yoga teacher, if I say “unlock your knees,” I expect you to bend your fucking knees. It’s not rocket science. We’ve gone over this, multiple times. We are all right here, I can fucking see you, do not make me repeat myself a third time. …That’s your friendly neighborhood yoga teacher on Queen Bee.

Too funny! Even if you are busted, which I think he just touched on the right words, so what? What guy would be mad about you wanting him to find you sexy?

Gotcha is the best! It never fails me.

Would this be able to handle a slight cops boost to the bottle?

And one more beggar over here….

I have surrendered this one to my man. It is definitely comfy/cozy, but I feel it has a touch of the “boysmell vibe.” I’m not saying that it smells like LP Blue or OCCO Blue, but if that is your thing, you should check this one out. I wanted it for me, but after wearing it a few times, I realize I’d like it better on him and it’s too unisex for me.

One perfume that I regret not getting my hands on was Black Aggie. I think an elderberry oatmeal stout (with perhaps a touch of apple?) scent would be lovely for fall. Apple or pear? But I mainly want it to be like Black Aggie, more elderberry than the other fall fruits.

My daughter likes LUSH bath products. I want to support her but just walking by that store makes me feel sick.

I have to be honest, my man has a jar of Skippy with a pin-up girl sitting on top of it, eating a spoonful. He can tell you the chocolate to peanut butter ratio for normal Reese's vs the holiday shapes, like pumpkins and trees and whatnot. I wish there was a milk chocolate/sweet peanut butter smelling OCCO, but that is because of all the sex it could bring my way. OR, he'd just keep walking back to the corner store! There's a possibility that I like the idea of it more than actually wanting to smell like peanut butter. As far as other nuts go, sometimes I like them more in the bottle than on my skin. V-Day (almonds, chestnut, praline) and Vicars and Tarts (pecans, almonds) were both traded for that reason, but I also suspect that it's the almond that doesn't work for me. I'm like the only person who tried Alabaster Queen and didn't go nuts. See what i did? Praline/Pecan- (is this pecan? I don't know.) My favorite PCMP has always been the praline one, although I wore a fruitier one today because it's real hot here. I just ordered me some Material Squirrel. It also has almonds, etc, neither of those have chocolate, obviously. My favorite Nutty perfumes have fruit and maybe cocoa butter, but not chocolate, although I'm guessing that's what most everyone wants. I know the Trouble with Truffles was a big hit, but that was before my time. As far as chocolate goes, I think I'd prefer milky over fudgy. The sexiest usage of pecans that I've come up with is layering the Brown Sugared Pecans with Maple Sugared Bacon and the Sugared English Toffee. If brown sugar, pecans, bacon, butter, maple and toffee don't scream "sex & breakfast," what does? Hazelnut- I love Lina's Mama Lion. In fact, I just went and slathered, just to be sure. White chocolate, buttercream, coconut frosting, marshmallow, and drops of tangerine, banana, hazelnut and spring honey. It's the tangerine and frosting that makes it pop. The marshmallow parties for the long drydown. Castle Crumble was also a good time, I paired it with OCCO: Raspberry Rhapsody on a few occasions, but both of those could handle a few drops of cops in the bottle, I believe. I might attend to that today while avoiding my actual responsibilities. Peanuts- I don't know why Ellie's Elephant Snacks wasn't my jam, I honestly don't remember. Perhaps because I like the idea of smelling like peanuts more than smelling like peanuts. So, my final answer is... Don't listen to anything I say.

I don’t have malls near me, or maybe I just don’t frequent them, so BBW just isn’t in my orbit, but this thread made me look at their website and I was surprised by how few reviews most products have, for such a large chain! Reviews on here are never scant! Regarding coconut & caramel, the ones I’ve loved have been with a touch of spice instead of chocolate, like Lick of Cream and Dolce Far Niente. For chocolate, I’m hoping for a nutty chocolate that is also a cops cover. Like milk chocolate and hazelnut, or chocolate, almonds, and butterscotch like Almond Roca, or caramel chocolate and roasted peanuts…. I’ve gone and made myself hungry. I know there was a chocolate and peanut butter PE once, if I smelled like Reese’s I’d never be allowed out of the bedroom.

I thought so! Just didn’t have energy to research. Was there a joke thread?

@citrine and @RosesArePink I feel like I heard it from someone on this forum first, but not sure. It never fails to please!

@RosesArePink yes! There are always exceptions, but here’s an old joke that has been circulating for quite some time on this topic— “Tech Support Log — Boyfriend Upgrade Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate Dear Desperate! First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. At the command line, try entering C:\ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But, remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy-Silence 2.5, Happy-Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create snoringLoudly.wav files. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or re-install another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 9.9. Regards, Tech Support” key phrase- Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Jewelry and flowers are not what I want, personally, but I do need to be entertained. With commitment. My BF is 100% committed to keeping me entertained!

@RosesArePink you should just go ahead a buy another of the box you already have if you want them to match!

Okay, fabulous. I’m going to resend my invoice then! Thank you!

I’m still finding Aqua Tofana intriguing, has any one else been experimenting with this one lately? The tomato leaf in here sucks me in everytime.

@Potion Master I am so sorry I haven’t sent for my invoice yet! I just need to clarify, Material Squirrel is gone?

I remember when I got my man a new wooden perfume box and he said it was too big, and another time was supposed to return another wooden box. I don’t remember all the details but I never returned a thing and all boxes are full!

@citrine and @Kayla, thank you! And it seems your collective answer was “buy them all.” Shame on you! Damn enablers! I do already have Feather in the Wind, considering a small B2.2 pherotine instead, to have by the bedside…. I have to add, when the sale first started, my man recorded me saying “I don’t think I need anything.” 🤔 💭 He keeps playing it back for me whenever I’m trying to work out my order.

Help! I need help. I’m trying to narrow down my last non-sale bottles, and I cannot find all of my samples, these are the ones I’m pondering- Sunshine Brûlée Destine w/ Levitation Darling Clementine w/ Levitation (Kenzie, Mtoto, and Feather in the Wind are also secondary considerations.) who’s got strong opinions on any of these?

Liebchen has been one of the scents I’ve purchased over and over! I haven’t cracked the seal on my current bottle and might get another for the vault.

@dolphindolls2 I saw you grabbed the bottle of Lilu, yay! I have 2 if not 3 bottles, it’s so good! Bummer I’m not supposed to wear Sexpionage out of the house.

I think that’s a good idea! And how awesome if you land a veterinarian?!!! That would be the best. A smart guy who’s devoted his life to taking care of animals? That’s a big win. I don’t think Cougar would be best at this point, but Gotcha would be perfect.

This has happened to me on multiple occasions, not necessarily “the dude,” but just wondering where some amazing smell was coming from. Black Aggie and Platelet Punch both did that for me.