The Naughty Jester

Thank you, darling. SO sorry about the inconvenient horniness. Really, I am. Heh. And what is it they say about it being the thought that counts? And lascivious smileys inspire ALL kinds of thoughts, don't they? Of course they do...

Thanks, luv. I very much enjoyed writing them. And there's never any such thing as TOO dirty. Just slather yourself in Unseelie Queen and...well...<ahem>...yeah.

Nor will you.

Thanks, man. This review is exactly what was running through my head when I conceived of it. The true magic, of course, always goes to Mara. But your review is damned awesome, man.

I particularly enjoyed writing the descriptions this month. I mean, it took a bit of time away from my plans for Global Domination, but I have Minions, Toadies and Lickspittles that can keep everything rolling for a little while. There were so many lust-inducing potions to write about...such exquisite torture to have that first peek at their ingredients, but only being able to imagine their fragrance. Maddening, I tell you. And then you wicked ladies had to go and offer up very special incentives for hints. You do know how to whip the Naughty Jester into a frenzy, don't you? I look forward to all this mutual teasing happening again in the hopefully near future. I adore you all...in my own dark, lascivious fashion.

Leather...ambergris...musk...copal and opium...very dark, very decadent...

<<sigh>> Been very busy with...well...things. Sadly, missed the boob shots.They weren't on there long enough for me to feast mine eyes upon the sumptuous pulchritude. I've got to see them for it to count....once again, the fine print. Devil in the details, and all that... But I DO appreciate the sentiment.

Hey yourself....

One cleavage = one description...see the fine print.

That will cost more than boob pix....

You have a VERY naughty imagination. We can be friends.

It is indeed. But I also have a full-on Braveheart-style kilt as well...

Brains = sexy. Hmmm...brains AND boobs...mmmmm-hmmm.....

More boobs = more hints....

I...keep...staring! Atthepic. Must! Concentrate. Words! Temporarilyfailme. Am! Reduced! TotalkinglikeShatner. Kirkout.

Yep. Black denim kilt. Combat boots. Thanks very much to Ms. Cinnamon Mel.

Hey...coffee is coffee, Darling. I am ALWAYS bribe-able with that.

Bloody 'ell...I knew I should've worn me kilt today....

"Women send him pictures of their cosmically awesome cleavage for hints of the Love Potion descriptions for August." Let's see the Dos Equis Guy top THAT!!

<<sigh>> I am...<ahem>...temporarily stricken mute. <<clears throat again as I wipe coffee from my keyboard>> Well done, Cinnamon Mel...well done, indeed.

Ooooo...I am deeply moved, darling. Furry undies are always a fantastic way to celebrate...well...anything.

But seeing as how I believe that such a fine gesture was made...even if I CAN'T BLOODY SEE IT...I'll reciprocate. After all, I'm a big believer in reciprocation. And of reciprocating said reciprocation, and so on... One of our special blends this month contains hints of rosehips and jasmine (jasmine being one of my favorite scents ever. Have been known to open the Jester's Lair for a woman wearing such a fragrance), along with a whisper of hazelnut. There are a few other elements included in this particular scent, designed to give focus, judicious thought and powerful self-confidence. Never let it be said that the Naughty Jester doesn't give as good as he gets....some would say even better.

Now that everyone's going completely bonkers with antici...pation: I can't see the boob pics.

MIDGETS!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

We have a winner!!!!