As you all know, Im a newb. I have spend an entire day reading and re-reading and I just cant figure out what to get. With that being said, Im coming to the experts! Im going to tell you ladies and gents what I like and what I hope to accomplish and then you can recommend away. Im looking for 2 outcomes here and I guess that would mean 2 new purchases...
#1 - I would like something that makes my man want to contort me into all manner of kama sutra-esque positions. Something that makes him bond with me, and want to eat me at the same time.
#2 - Something that would make me the off