Ivy715 Posted January 21, 2010 Share Posted January 21, 2010 I just got a sniffie and I totally agree with Kovey,but had a blast laghing mind you ladies are just to funny,I had to run to sniff my sniffie Kovey my husband is the same way as your SO its alwayss it smells like powder,snff no it don't(try to smell what I smell) lol......... or yeah or your bloking the TV there is only two he acually said he liked 1. Canary Fairy~ its not my fav, 2. Naughty in paridise ,that one I really liked.Finally,He smells what I smell. Don't I Smell Great !!!!!!!!!!!!!! and it feels good ok now Iam rambling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kovvy Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 I wore Jouir De to work today, and I think I might see where the people who said it smelled like diaper were coming from-- I think it might be the powder scent. Do diapers smell like powder? I assume so, but don't make diaper-sniffing a habit. But if so, it's a diaper filled with flowers rather than poop. But maybe old flowers, on the brink of dying. Diaper filled with flowers... That still doesn't sound good. ! I do like the scent, but I won't be buying a full-sized bottle. It's kind of a heavy scent, if that makes sense. I'm not sure it makes sense to me. Honey, the rest of your life is downhill from here!!! And Katz may need to share her crown! Haha, I'd believe it! Though I guess now that I'm in the know, it could also go uphill as I try new scents? Yay! And which crown is that? The Crown of Talking Too Much? I'll take it! Shiny! when i read this tears began to fall out my eyes and i inhaled my own spit after coughing while trying to repeat "horrible feces-arm" , i decided i must tell you how you totally cracked me up. I havent tried this yet,but its on its way to me. im looking forward to it LOL, thank you! I'm pretty sure that "horrible feces-arm" might be some kind of medical condition, so it might be insensitive for us to laugh like this, but oh well! I just got a sniffie and I totally agree with Kovey,but had a blast laghing mind you ladies are just to funny,Ihad to run to sniff my sniffie Kovey my husband is the same way as your SO its alwayss it smells like powder,snff no it don't(try to smell what I smell) lol......... or yeah or your bloking the TV there is only two he acually said he liked 1. Canary Fairy~ its not my fav, 2. Naughty in paridise ,that one I really liked.Finally,He smells what I smell. Don't I Smell Great !!!!!!!!!!!!!! and it feels good ok now Iam rambling Ooh, my boyfriend said he liked this one pear scent sampler I got from a company called Zents, but I'm not sure if he meant he actually liked it, or it was just his favorite out of the ones I made him smell. The Naughty in Paradise is fruity, too, right? I should check that out, too. Maybe one of my next samples. I know not to stand in front of the TV-- but I do it anyway sometimes. Mwahaha! And no worries about rambling, lady, at least not with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luna65 Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 And which crown is that? The Crown of Talking Too Much? I'll take it! Shiny! Heh, no katz is the Queen of Jouir De...in that she can wear it and it smells perfectly normal on her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katz Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 I shall gladly co-own the crown with all willing takers, we can put my throne up like a time-share! :banana001: Teh moar teh merreeeeer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lor Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 I shall gladly co-own the crown with all willing takers, we can put my throne up like a time-share! :banana001: Teh moar teh merreeeeer! well I hope to be atleast one of your royal court pretty soon. I will make this work,lol, I want to live in the castle too,darn it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosebud Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 well I hope to be atleast one of your royal court pretty soon.I will make this work,lol, I want to live in the castle too,darn it! This is one review I am really looking forward to! I love the way you are so honest to a fault, don't beat around the bush with your opinions. That will be fab when reading about Jouir De Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lor Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Just recieved my sample of Jouir de earlier today. I have the opportunity to try it without the peanut gallery around at home to give opinions. I put a nice swipe right on my forearm so that I could smell the morphing over time. This morn.... I put it on, and there is a thick- almost overwhelming smell of honey....as I am a honey freak, I was instantly in love... I know this may turn into something else,so I dont commit to any relationship at that particular moment.... 20 minutes later, the honey totally gives-way to musk. I smell totally musky, but because I can smell something *pretty* kind of holding it up, its still daywear for me. I cant believe it, I thought "I can wear this daytime,for sure". Maybe its the vanilla, or maybe its residual honey, but something just slightly sweet is making the musk smell young....it smells youthful,if that makes sense. I smell no cops yet, if this has cops they are very well hidden. As of this moment its been on quite a while and although the scent has faded considerably from the first swipe, I like it. I am amping the animal part of the scent quite a bit, but it would seem that the other notes are supporting the musk quite well and I get *zero* negative scent from it. I may have something funny/interesting to note later on when the Mister comes home, but since he is super-picky, I wont hang my hat on anything he says. I could totally do a bottle of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWBookworm Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Just recieved my sample of Jouir de earlier today. I have the opportunity to try it without the peanut gallery around at home to give opinions. I put a nice swipe right on my forearm so that I could smell the morphing over time. This morn.... I put it on, and there is a thick- almost overwhelming smell of honey....as I am a honey freak, I was instantly in love... I know this may turn into something else,so I dont commit to any relationship at that particular moment.... 20 minutes later, the honey totally gives-way to musk. I smell totally musky, but because I can smell something *pretty* kind of holding it up, its still daywear for me. I cant believe it, I thought "I can wear this daytime,for sure". Maybe its the vanilla, or maybe its residual honey, but something just slightly sweet is making the musk smell young....it smells youthful,if that makes sense. I smell no cops yet, if this has cops they are very well hidden. As of this moment its been on quite a while and although the scent has faded considerably from the first swipe, I like it. I am amping the animal part of the scent quite a bit, but it would seem that the other notes are supporting the musk quite well and I get *zero* negative scent from it. I may have something funny/interesting to note later on when the Mister comes home, but since he is super-picky, I wont hang my hat on anything he says. I could totally do a bottle of this. Yay!! Will definitely be interested to see what the Mister has to say about it also! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katz Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Just recieved my sample of Jouir de earlier today. I have the opportunity to try it without the peanut gallery around at home to give opinions. ...... I could totally do a bottle of this. Cool! Another Jouir De Crown-Wearer! Welcome to the Royal Club! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lor Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Yay!! Will definitely be interested to see what the Mister has to say about it also! oh I know! I could get anything from "meh, where's dinner" to " WTRagingF is that smell !!! " Its a strange planet, I may even get my clothes torn off, you nevah nevah know!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lor Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Cool! Another Jouir De Crown-Wearer! Welcome to the Royal Club! *curtsys* thank you! I really really like this one! I feel totally sexy in this scent. I feel sorry for those getting diapers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shelly B Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 BUMP. There are so many new people - I thought it would be a scream for them to see what has to be one of the funnier threads ever on the LP message board. Have a good time giggling Ya'll. And if anyone else wants to update on your experiences with the one, the only, the infamous Jouir De - feel free to do so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolly Posted April 7, 2010 Share Posted April 7, 2010 (edited) BUMP. There are so many new people - I thought it would be a scream for them to see what has to be one of the funnier threads ever on the LP message board. Have a good time giggling Ya'll. And if anyone else wants to update on your experiences with the one, the only, the infamous Jouir De - feel free to do so. Twin, thank you for reminding me how funny this thread actually was.....still giggling as I wipe the coffee off of my monitor..... I did finally try the Jouir De......I found a sample when I recently went spelunking in my perfume drawer......now, I am like Lor.....I am one of the ones who likes Bacchanlia (did I spell that right? It's early).....the animal musks normally smell totally lovely on me, and the dirtier the better.....my man will jokingly smell my perfumes and say....."Now that one has some ASS in it! But I LIKE it!" Because he knows that the ones that smell like that on me when wet normally turn into something beautiful and intriguing when they dry. Straight EoW on my skin just turns into a slightly over-ripe fruit smell, not anywhere near what it smells like wet...... Jouir De did NOT NOT NOT turn into something beautiful.....not even CLOSE! I treasure my musky dirty scents, but not that one! I didn't find it too bad in the vial or when wet on my skin, actually.....but when it dried, my skin did something horribly ugly to it......skin chemistry is a funny thing..... At least NOW I can say I tried it!!!! Edited April 7, 2010 by Dolly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoguerySaint Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 Hello Everyone, So I wore Jouir De for the first time last night with a new significant. This one is my absolute favorite; it smells exactly like my favorite perfume J'Adore but I get bonus effects of what it inspires. I think I'm in love or more like lust but I just can't stop smiling. Needless to say I had an awesome night last night; this scent gave my new significant other staying power without having to pop Viagra pills and he's not that old. I'm not sure if this is bad or not but this morning I got a phone call from my significant other telling me he never had a problem with it not going down; I wasn't complaining but it sounds like he's a litte confussed and can't figure out a reason why it's still up and not resting. I will be purchasing more bottles of this. *beaming* Life is good. RoguerySaint :Ladybird-hug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luna65 Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 this scent gave my new significant other staying power without having to pop Viagra pills and he's not that old. Copulins...they will make a dead man come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spoodlum Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 First off--I have to try this. Like Yesterday. <--impatient monkey Second-LMAO! to everything <--this amuses me too Third- Luna you have so many good quotes I don't know where to start. The last post is the icing on the cake though. Fourth--What's up with the Vulva Mara mentioned? (let a newb in on the joke please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luna65 Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Yeah, that's a classic observation. But I stole it from...somewhere. I want to say "Start It Up" but it was probably some blues song. And this is what Mara was referring to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperianna Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 (edited) Yeah, that's a classic observation. But I stole it from...somewhere. I want to say "Start It Up" but it was probably some blues song. And this is what Mara was referring to. Start Me Up -Rolling Stones "You make a dead man cum." What do I win? LOL Edited April 28, 2010 by Imperianna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spoodlum Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 (edited) Clicked the link-and even though I knew it was coming-I still snorted all over the screen. Crack me up! I had to read all about of course--and watch the smaller video--that guy is SUPER CREEPY when he sniffs the back of his hand. Thanks Luna--I think.... Edited April 28, 2010 by spoodlum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luna65 Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 What do I win? LOL That reminds me, I still owe you a present for being awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperianna Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 That reminds me, I still owe you a present for being awesome! Aww~ No you duzn't! Srsly, I'm happy to please when I get the opportunity~ (that made sense in my head, anyway..) LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeliberateAngel Posted May 30, 2010 Share Posted May 30, 2010 Like Sugared Honeycomb but was nastier, sophisticated and sexy. I liked Bacchanalia but find this really different, less stank and fruit and more honey and muskiness. Bacchanalia is like a drunken 20-something in a group orgy for days on end. On me this is like Sugared Honeycomb dipped in various light musks with a hint of flower somewhere very far in the background. I worre this out shopping today and got interseting reactions from men. They just stared and looked me intently in the eye. It wasn't like they were leering or anything just staring. I need more testing to figure this out. This is like a 30-something in a tight black dress out for a night finding a man and/or men for a night or two of fun. It's lovely and I want to slather myself in it. This is the holy grail of trampiness and I must e careful where I wear this....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halo0073 Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Add me to the ones who can wear this one. It's dirty all right but not butt dirty. I only used a teensy drop because I was scared. I am not sure it's something I would reach for often, but I am glad I tried it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honeybee Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Hey everyone, I'm new here, I don't think this is the spot for intro's but I wanted to say that my very first order is Jouir De. I was laughing from this thread earlier because someone mentioned it would be funny if a newcomer orders this as their first scent, and well thats ME, great. Lol. I should have been patient and read these reviews before my purchase but the excitement was killin' me, I couldn't wait to push "submit order", ahh the rush. But at least I only bought a sample because from what I here it's a toss up. I really, really hope it dries nicely on me like a few of the ladies have said and not like poo or mothballs, I don't even see how that is possible but I guess I will find out soon enough. I don't know much about pheromones or cops but I guess I picked a real bomb shell. I chose this mostly because my bf is coming home from a family vacation on Aug.25 and I know things will be hot between us, maybe a little nerves too, but I really wanted to try to push the envelope by wearing this, I mean the name and photo really sold it for me : ) I also got a sample of sugared honeycomb and now I realize I really may be dripping in sex when I pick him up from the airport. Ooops Sounds like this may turn out to be a real sex potion or a complete disaster. Do you guys think I really should open it outside? I live with other people. And if it does smell good to me, can it reak to other people? That would be so embarrassing. Well, I'll for sure review this and Sugared honeycomb when I get it. Thanks all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calii Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Welcome to the forum ...I have no experience with this one,ummm,will be very much looking forward to yours tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beccah Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 (edited) Hey everyone, I'm new here, I don't think this is the spot for intro's but I wanted to say that my very first order is Jouir De. I was laughing from this thread earlier because someone mentioned it would be funny if a newcomer orders this as their first scent, and well thats ME, great. Lol. I should have been patient and read these reviews before my purchase but the excitement was killin' me, I couldn't wait to push "submit order", ahh the rush. But at least I only bought a sample because from what I here it's a toss up. I really, really hope it dries nicely on me like a few of the ladies have said and not like poo or mothballs, I don't even see how that is possible but I guess I will find out soon enough. I don't know much about pheromones or cops but I guess I picked a real bomb shell. I chose this mostly because my bf is coming home from a family vacation on Aug.25 and I know things will be hot between us, maybe a little nerves too, but I really wanted to try to push the envelope by wearing this, I mean the name and photo really sold it for me: ) I also got a sample of sugared honeycomb and now I realize I really may be dripping in sex when I pick him up from the airport. Ooops Sounds like this may turn out to be a real sex potion or a complete disaster. Do you guys think I really should open it outside? I live with other people. And if it does smell good to me, can it reak to other people? That would be so embarrassing. Well, I'll for sure review this and Sugared honeycomb when I get it. Thanks all. Welcome...& uh yeah it's either a love it or hate it scent. My husband loves this...me not so much. To me it smells like a$$, my husband thinks it does but in a good way (?) If you don't like it, you can always give it a 10 minute drydown & slather the honey over it...Mmmmm Honeyed A$$ ! Edited August 4, 2010 by Beccah1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livinginparadise Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 If you don't like it, you can always give it a 10 minute drydown & slather the honey over it...Mmmmm Honeyed A$$ ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolly Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 (edited) Hey everyone, I'm new here, I don't think this is the spot for intro's but I wanted to say that my very first order is Jouir De. I was laughing from this thread earlier because someone mentioned it would be funny if a newcomer orders this as their first scent, and well thats ME, great. Lol. I should have been patient and read these reviews before my purchase but the excitement was killin' me, I couldn't wait to push "submit order", ahh the rush. But at least I only bought a sample because from what I here it's a toss up. I really, really hope it dries nicely on me like a few of the ladies have said and not like poo or mothballs, I don't even see how that is possible but I guess I will find out soon enough. I don't know much about pheromones or cops but I guess I picked a real bomb shell. I chose this mostly because my bf is coming home from a family vacation on Aug.25 and I know things will be hot between us, maybe a little nerves too, but I really wanted to try to push the envelope by wearing this, I mean the name and photo really sold it for me : ) I also got a sample of sugared honeycomb and now I realize I really may be dripping in sex when I pick him up from the airport. Ooops Sounds like this may turn out to be a real sex potion or a complete disaster. Do you guys think I really should open it outside? I live with other people. And if it does smell good to me, can it reak to other people? That would be so embarrassing. Well, I'll for sure review this and Sugared honeycomb when I get it. Thanks all. Welcome to the forum! Yep, strange as it may sound, some things that you think smell sexxaaaayyy may smell really bad to those around you. Sense of smell and scent preference are really strange things......but that is half the fun!! Edited August 4, 2010 by Dolly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beccah Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Alright, alright, I eat my words. I happen to have two sniffees of this one. They've had a year to age & you know what? After a 15minute drydown period....all the ass slides (mostly) to the background. The honey sweetness emerges in all it's glory. Oh I can still detect the civit, but I highly doubt anyone else could. I did slather my sniffee of Sin City over it just now, for curiosity (& I'm going to class shortly) sake, but I will try again ...when I'm @ home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyvey Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 "all the ass slides (mostly) to the background" this is priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethOSP Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 (edited) "all the ass slides (mostly) to the background" this is priceless. OMG I am trying SOOOOhard not to laugh hysterically right now (my family is asleep)!!! Jouir De was on my first LPMP order, I think! Eeek! I'm wearing it right now, mixed with BPAL's Rapture. I need to mix it with others, because if I wear it alone? It smells like hubbie and I have been mauling each other for two days and a night, no showers, no holds barred...Heh!! Kind of reminds me of Luna65's story--which BTW is fantastic!!! (see link much earlier in thread) You're a great writer, Luna!!! Edited November 22, 2010 by ElizabethOSP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luna65 Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 Well thank you, I appreciate the compliment. I'm glad my Twinkie is continuing to make people happy, like he does for me in a special corner of my imagination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOC Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 I received a sniffee a while back and never got down to trying this out. So out of curiosity, I decided to do it a few nights ago (after reading this thread, of course!) and guess what? Nope, definitely not a beautiful scent on me. I patiently waited for the ass to slide but it was so determined to take the centerstage. I struggled, I huffed, no, the scent mellowed down but it remained, ummm ..... unbearable. I tried to drown it with Sugared Honeycomb but it just wouldn't budge. Finally, was I glad that the scent died down after 10 hours! I really want to love this scent but I'm totally afraid of smelling the way it turned out on my skin. Anyway, I have to say this is a job well done, PM! My first LP scent which I'm worried of smearing on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravenwing Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 Hello Everyone, So I wore Jouir De for the first time last night with a new significant. This one is my absolute favorite; it smells exactly like my favorite perfume J'Adore but I get bonus effects of what it inspires. I think I'm in love or more like lust but I just can't stop smiling. Needless to say I had an awesome night last night; this scent gave my new significant other staying power without having to pop Viagra pills and he's not that old. I'm not sure if this is bad or not but this morning I got a phone call from my significant other telling me he never had a problem with it not going down; I wasn't complaining but it sounds like he's a litte confussed and can't figure out a reason why it's still up and not resting. I will be purchasing more bottles of this. *beaming* Life is good. RoguerySaint :Ladybird-hug: wooo hooo!!! you go girl. There is nothing like having a long lasting effect on your man like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumbob Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Well, it's not bad at all in the bottle-- kind of a sweet, earthy smell. I can smell the vanilla, which I like, and a floral scent, which I assume is the orchid... it has kind of a powdery, clean tinge to it? Almost soapy, but not in a bad way. Even after only a couple minutes, the soapy smell has calmed down to blend with the sweet, earthy, flowery vanilla. I think part of the earthy sweetness must be the amber-- I've smelled that in a perfume on its own, and enjoy it. Oooh, and honey, definitely. I got stinky wee smell for the first 10 mins tho! And then i got a bit light headed- with a DAB? And 30 mins later- i can't stop sniffing my wrist!! I got some shivers sniffing it!!! is this supposed to happen? I LOVE the scent especially when it dries down!! Will try it a few more times :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOC Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 I just don't get the lovely scents you ladies are getting. I'm so afraid of this scent that it'll prob take a while before I'll apply it on my skin again! But I promise that I'll try! Yes, I will! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumbob Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 (edited) And then I wrote a story about it, sorta. I know this is an old but i just want to say how BREATH TAKING your writing is Luna!! It's WOW! Thankyou for sharing!!!! Had to try this again, one dot on my wrist/arm.... and it reminds me of Remind me again + sugared honeycomb! Im not a big fan of the scent but am interested in the effcts it gives to other people! Wish i can test it on MO... May be in the summer heehee! A few hours after applying a dot on my arm... i found myself getting reli horny smelling it!!! This is a really strong potion! One dot on my arm is more than enough! Im liking the surprising element in this!!! And the scent is much more powdery than before, it smells SEXY! Edited December 31, 2010 by bumbob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravenwing Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 at this rate bumbob's MO, is going to be as much of an addict as the rest of us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumbob Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 at this rate bumbob's MO, is going to be as much of an addict as the rest of us! Heehee!!! I gave him a pack of LP scents to play with!! He brought it back to UK with him so i assume he'll be trying them when he wants some fun time out of the stress from uni!!! Who knows! He will probably become an LP addict like the rest of us!!! XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luna65 Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 I know this is an old but i just want to say how BREATH TAKING your writing is Luna!! It's WOW! Thankyou for sharing!!!! Thanks for the compliment, I appreciate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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