Eggers Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 They don't go after ones like you. They separate us scardy ones from the herd and they pounce when no one is looking. Tricksy. Kids are cute, sweet and wonderful. But they can be like a big cat on the prowl. They can smell weakeness and they will pounce. Be strong, my friend, less they pounce on you. Yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halo0073 Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 D'OH! You've got to love the precocious ones, don't you? As much as I'm afraid of them, I get a real kick out of kids who are too smart for their own good. I do love a smart-ass. I do too. And I have got one. Her dad gets pissy at her mouth but secretly i like that she is that spunky. I am a smart ass and so is her dad....how can we have anything but? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueBear Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 And kids are pretty wise! My sister and I used to babysit our cousin. I didn't know how to play with little children, and he sensed that, so he would go play with my sister. When he needed a diaper change or was ready to eat, he knew to come to me. LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggers Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 I do too. And I have got one. Her dad gets pissy at her mouth but secretly i like that she is that spunky. I am a smart ass and so is her dad....how can we have anything but? If I ever have a kid, I want a 'Calvin', 'cause I've already got several Hobbes. @ Bluebear - I forget how to play with little kids, too. And I sure as hell don't want to encourage them to do the stuff I got up to as a kid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quietguy Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 And I sure as hell don't want to encourage them to do the stuff I got up to as a kid! Ain't that the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raq On Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 And my personal favourite: how did Mommy and Daddy make me? My son, the scientist, asked from the time he was small: "Okay i get the sperm joins with the egg when mating, but how does the sperm GET there? How does the male put it there?" And he would always ask ME!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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