Mrschrissyrez Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 Mdc, in case you missed it, the unicorns teach Esperanto. Whoops! I made a mistake...if you buy the whole set, you get a free unicorn that teaches Esperanto. It's true cause Luna and Tyvey told me Something is in the air, first Mel is joking about spreadin' the lovin' to pay for the upcoming releases in the next several months, and now LV and MRC are jumping on board. Where were all these wild women when I was single .... ? And there you have it, ladies and gentleman, the Stalk Talk Express has now officially derailed. News at 11:00. Hey, a woman's gotta do whatever it takes to get more LP's!! And yeah, I'm pretty good at driving trains, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quietguy Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 But maybe not *that* "unicorn"! I don't blame you. That one spits if you work him too hard. And yeah, I'm pretty good at driving trains, huh? Haha - yeah - it might be a while before they clear this one up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrschrissyrez Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 QG, is that you in your new avi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missdarlyncherie Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 god, this thread is moving so fast, what is this about desperado? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinnamonmel Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 i dont want just me on the label though, i want eeeeeveeeryone! Qg...lv and i are the same age bar a few days.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravenwing Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 sign me up ! i will be a model for ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quietguy Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 QG, is that you in your new avi? Honey - I know I was gone for a while but really ... No - it is Telly Savalas. But that is my look if I shave my head. god, this thread is moving so fast, what is this about desperado? Stalking unicorns who speak Esperanto I think ... Qg...lv and i are the same age bar a few days.. OMGosh - I am hanging out with a group of young'uns! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dolphindolls2 Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 I want me a “Telly Savalas” kind of guy. I am attracted to the 5”9, Italian, powerful and drop dead gorgeous type of man…. If anyone finds one of those lying around, please do send him my way…. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quietguy Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 I want me a “Telly Savalas” kind of guy. I am attracted to the 5”9, Italian, powerful and drop dead gorgeous type of man…. If anyone finds one of those lying around, please do send him my way…. Telly was Greek but I will keep my eyes open for ya ... might cost you a couple LPs though haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missdarlyncherie Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 So now we are stalking LP smuggling desperados on unicorns...harumph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raq On Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 Unicorns, definitely unicorns. Now you tease us.... Can we have real life forum members on label month? I would die if i was a label! That would be cute but probably impossible. Copyright issues? Hurry up and make it, I wanna be a whore too LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katz Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 ...and now I'm stuck at work thinking about Telly Savalas with a big, raging... Unicorn horn. He was quite the hottie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luna65 Posted November 15, 2012 Author Share Posted November 15, 2012 That would be cute but probably impossible. Copyright issues? Well, not if forum members agreed to be on a label. As I noted a while back there is a label with a former member on it. Personally, I have no desire to do that, but I think it's a cute idea for PEs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skye Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 I don't ever wantto be on a label because apparently I have "teh angry eyez" and no wants to wear perfume that has someone glaring at them on the label. On a side note, aren't unicorns just horses with bayonets? (That was what I took away from the US election. 47% of it anyways. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggers Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 I don't blame you. That one spits if you work him too hard. Hmm... My guess is you wouldn't have to work him *that* hard. ...and now I'm stuck at work thinking about Telly Savalas with a big, raging... Unicorn horn. He was quite the hottie. Hee... Katz. And yes he was! Are we stalking January scents? Or do we get the free Unicorn with the December set? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quietguy Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 ...and now I'm stuck at work thinking about Telly Savalas with a big, raging... Unicorn horn. He was quite the hottie. Hee... Katz. And yes he was! Who loves ya, baby? And I have a couple lollipops for you two lovely ladies ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivy_fiddlefox Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 I'll model, I just won't show my face, ha. Maybe we can wear masks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quietguy Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 I think NJ convinced Mara to go with a Playboy theme. I bet you will like Miss March. She likes to read and loves puppies. Oh, and she wants to be a movie star. Can we have real life forum members on label month? I would die if i was a label! I'll model, I just won't show my face, ha. Maybe we can wear masks? Two more months covered ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinnamonmel Posted November 15, 2012 Share Posted November 15, 2012 Maybe only one haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quietguy Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 No guy ever notices what color their eyes are anyways ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyVictoria Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 I don't ever wantto be on a label because apparently I have "teh angry eyez" and no wants to wear perfume that has someone glaring at them on the label. On a side note, aren't unicorns just horses with bayonets? (That was what I took away from the US election. 47% of it anyways. ) I'd wear ya. Unicorns are white ponies with boners on their heads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bella15 Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 I'll volunteer for a label!! For Mara, I would even dress up in the sexy Eskimo costume and she can call it "Eskimo Kisses" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katz Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 All this talk of stalking and unicorns, I thought this highly appropriate (and stolen from the Etsy link) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skye Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 All this talk of stalking and unicorns, I thought this highly appropriate (and stolen from the Etsy link) Is it wrong that I'm bothered my her poorly applied lip gloss? I know its' supposed to be a thing but just no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katz Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 No. Dude, that isn't ombre... or *anything* thing. It's just ick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyVictoria Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Is it wrong that I'm bothered my her poorly applied lip gloss? I know its' supposed to be a thing but just no. OMG NOOOOO must be a libra thing because that bothers me like you don't even know. Poorly applied lipstick is a major peeve of mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggers Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 I'm a Cap, and I vote "ick" too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinnamonmel Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 i thiNk it's meant to be that shape, but it's still badly done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinnamonmel Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 And is the horn ribbed for her pleasure??! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katz Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Lol, one would hope... Can't you see Lady V flitting about the office in this, after Bosshole make her absolutely stark-raving? NOT THAT I WISH THIS TO HAPPEN! ...just sayin'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potion Master Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 And is the horn ribbed for her pleasure??! Like this? http://boostier69.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/the-accomodator.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggers Posted November 16, 2012 Share Posted November 16, 2012 (edited) Like this? http://boostier69.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/the-accomodator.jpg WTH? ETA, now I can't get that song out of my head: "Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me!" Was that a Monty Python thing? Edited November 16, 2012 by Eggers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skye Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 WTH? ETA, now I can't get that song out of my head: "Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me!" Was that a Monty Python thing? It was. "Life would be fine if we'd both 69 ..." Dammit. Now it's in my head too. I'd hate you a little right now except it's so catchy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyVictoria Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 (edited) Lol, one would hope... Can't you see Lady V flitting about the office in this, after Bosshole make her absolutely stark-raving? NOT THAT I WISH THIS TO HAPPEN! ...just sayin'... Trust me I'm sure he's had a horn or two up his ass, he would probably ask if He could sit on my face Edited November 17, 2012 by LadyVictoria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyVictoria Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 WTH? ETA, now I can't get that song out of my head: "Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me!" Was that a Monty Python thing? There is also one by lords of acid. I use to work in a music store and I was introduced to this song and I peed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quietguy Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 And is the horn ribbed for her pleasure??! It was. "Life would be fine if we'd both 69 ..." Dammit. Now it's in my head too. I'd hate you a little right now except it's so catchy. "Nothing could be finer than to be in her vagina in the morning, nothing could be sweeter than to have her suck your peter in the morning ..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skye Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 "I love to hear you oralize when I'm between your thighs. You blow me away ..." See? It's catchy. (Now where did Shadow wander off to? BBL.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggers Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 I'm impressed you guys remember all the words. That song was only a glimmer in the back of my mind - I actually wondered if I'd made it up myself! - until BF said he was pretty sure it was Monty Python, and to get over myself 'cause I'm not that clever. (Kidding. He didn't say that. He *did* tell me where it came from though. Boy has a memory like a steel trap). Having spent my formative years in Catholic school, and with a devout set of Roman Catholic grandparents, I've always been partial to "Every Sperm is Sacred". And I *do* know all the words to that. In fact, I imagine it's what I'll be humming to myself at work tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethOSP Posted November 17, 2012 Share Posted November 17, 2012 AAAAAA!!!! HEEEEE!!!!! Ev'ry sperm is sacred Ev'rey sperm is great If a sprem is wasted God gets quite irate Oh and hearing my Mom quote the Sit on my Face song is one of the highlights of my entire life. Of course, this *is* the woman who taught me how to properly flip people off. Heh. Old School Journalists: They're priceless and there are far too few of them left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinnamonmel Posted November 22, 2012 Share Posted November 22, 2012 Ahahaha Mara!!! Amazing...where do i get one?!! Actually looking at this, the horn must be for HIS pleasure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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