luna65 Posted December 3, 2012 Author Share Posted December 3, 2012 Luna, out of curiosity, how long does it normally take you to write up the descriptions? It all depends on the deadline. I realize I've never really talked about my dayjob at the Corporate Monolith (because I had to sign a stack of NDAs); I'm employed as a writer and researcher, though I do other things when required, like teach and work in community outreach, but I'm a professional and have been for nearly 20 years, so that means that no matter what, I just get the job done. For fun or for profit, writers just write. It's true that creativity can't be forced but, when you're a professional, you learn to hone your focus and your abilities. The first effort might not be the best, but that's why the Universe created editing. A longer period of time can allow me to ponder and create multiple versions of a piece of copy but I have been known to write a full set of descriptions in as little as 24 hours. Luna is naked in bed with Trevor and Q (LOL, so not happening...Q won't even let me wear my Trevor necklace in bed with him!) I really wish my life was as interesting as you imagine it to be! Luna, I envy you because you don't have to write copy for a radioactive pumpkin dress. Well I've had to write some boring shit in the course of my work so I'm sure I've done something equally as awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calii Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 but I have been known to write a full set of descriptions in as little as 24 hours. ...and LadyV no one has jumped all over this yet!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrschrissyrez Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 But wishing it was the last .... ? I'm sure Luna does Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrschrissyrez Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 ...and LadyV no one has jumped all over this yet!! I was just about to!! Thinking they might be up tomorrow!! Hip Hip Hurrah!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrschrissyrez Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Everyone's soooooooooo Quiet!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearts Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Stopping in to stalkkkkk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invidiana Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Stalking around the Christmas tree..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dolphindolls2 Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Stalking around the Christmas tree..... This made me want to start singing a Christmas song Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quietguy Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Stalking around the Christmas tree..... The Little Stalker Boy ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyVictoria Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 ...and LadyV no one has jumped all over this yet!! OMG LABELS AND DESCRIPTIONS TONITE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyVictoria Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 The Little Stalker Boy ... Deck My Balls Under the MistleHo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quietguy Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Deck My Balls Under the MistleHo Is that one song or two? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyVictoria Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Is that one song or two? That's two with a follow up by smash hit I'm creaming for a White Christmas... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maiea Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 On the plus side my order arrived this morning but I haven't had a chance to try anything yet. *cries* When I saw this post of yours at work I was hoping mine would also be at home waiting for me.. but still no sign of them (and I'm in BC! You'd think it's faster to go to BC than ON from CA!) Have fun on vacation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invidiana Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 That's two with a follow up by smash hit I'm creaming for a White Christmas... By the same artists who brought you Blue Balls On Christmas Carol of the Balls Let It Blow Silver Balls Up On The Sex Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaia Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 That's two with a follow up by smash hit I'm creaming for a White Christmas... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravenwing Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 is that the same artist that does Walking round in womens underwear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenergal Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Squeeeee! Is today the day? Can't wait to be Frosty the Snow Ho! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyVictoria Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 By the same artists who brought you Blue Balls On Christmas Carol of the Balls Let It Blow Silver Balls Up On The Sex Shop is that the same artist that does Walking round in womens underwear? LOL Yes the same artist that also does Frosty the Blowman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrschrissyrez Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 I'm loving these Christmas songs...where might I purchase these?!? Or should I ask Old' Saint Dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quietguy Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Yes the same artist that also does Frosty the Blowman I saw Mommy Blowing Santa Claus Here Cums Santa Claus Santa Claus is Cumming Tonight And why doesn't Santa have any kids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenergal Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Well, QG, I do believe the lack of kiddies has to do with the little talked about sleigh incident back in '69. See the Little Hummer Boy was playing a little too loudly when Santa was readying the reindeer to the sleigh on that fateful Christmas Eve. Rudolph the Red-Dicked Reindeer got a wee bit distracted due to the loud music and jerked the whole sleigh right into Santa's Naughty Pole. It was a Blue Ball Christmas indeed that year.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenergal Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 ... and also when Rudolph became famous for his premature take-offs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyVictoria Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Away in A Menage A Trois Light My Labia Majora Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyVictoria Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Well, QG, I do believe the lack of kiddies has to do with the little talked about sleigh incident back in '69. See the Little Hummer Boy was playing a little too loudly when Santa was readying the reindeer to the sleigh on that fateful Christmas Eve. Rudolph the Red-Dicked Reindeer got a wee bit distracted due to the loud music and jerked the whole sleigh right into Santa's Naughty Pole. It was a Blue Ball Christmas indeed that year.... NICE LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyVictoria Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 5 GOLDEN COCK RINGS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyVictoria Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 2 FRENCH WHORES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potion Master Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Wow, Lady V almost kinda guessed one there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invidiana Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Wow, Lady V almost kinda guessed one there. ANOTHER FRENCH TOAST SCENT???!!! *drools* *dies* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quietguy Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 And why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes once a year and that is down a chimney. 5th grade humor. 5 GOLDEN COCK RINGS .... 2 FRENCH WHORES Wow, Lady V almost kinda guessed one there. Getting close .. keep going LV!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invidiana Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Because he only comes once a year and that is down a chimney. 5th grade humor. So THAT'S why ashes always look kinda white........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyVictoria Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 (edited) OMG IS IT 8 MAIDS OF MILKY SUBSTANCE????????? Edited December 4, 2012 by LadyVictoria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quietguy Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 So THAT'S why ashes always look kinda white........ That's why they charge so much to clean chimneys ... That is Maids covered in a milky substance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luna65 Posted December 4, 2012 Author Share Posted December 4, 2012 Wow, Lady V almost kinda guessed one there. See I told you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyVictoria Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 See I told you! OMG AM I GETTING CLOSE!??? OMG ITS A TURTLE DOVE SCENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Ducky Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 you guys are killing me They already owe me a new keyboard. And a cup of coffee. Large. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearts Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Lol I'm dying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyVictoria Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 partridge???? It's a pear scent with french doves and milky whores wearing golden cock rings and six finger lickin santas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueBear Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 I won't be able to visit this thread once I get an office mate. She might think I'm crazy for random bursts of laughter!!! Oh, and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potion Master Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Ok, LadyV, you get to see this one early.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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