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By the same artists who brought you

 

Blue Balls On Christmas

Carol of the Balls

Let It Blow

Silver Balls

Up On The Sex Shop

is that the same artist that does

Walking round in womens underwear?

 

LOL

Yes the same artist that also does

 

Frosty the Blowman

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Yes the same artist that also does

 

Frosty the Blowman

 

I saw Mommy Blowing Santa Claus

Here Cums Santa Claus

Santa Claus is Cumming Tonight

 

And why doesn't Santa have any kids?

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Well, QG, I do believe the lack of kiddies has to do with the little talked about sleigh incident back in '69. See the Little Hummer Boy was playing a little too loudly when Santa was readying the reindeer to the sleigh on that fateful Christmas Eve. Rudolph the Red-Dicked Reindeer got a wee bit distracted due to the loud music and jerked the whole sleigh right into Santa's Naughty Pole. It was a Blue Ball Christmas indeed that year....

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Well, QG, I do believe the lack of kiddies has to do with the little talked about sleigh incident back in '69. See the Little Hummer Boy was playing a little too loudly when Santa was readying the reindeer to the sleigh on that fateful Christmas Eve. Rudolph the Red-Dicked Reindeer got a wee bit distracted due to the loud music and jerked the whole sleigh right into Santa's Naughty Pole. It was a Blue Ball Christmas indeed that year....

 

NICE LOL!

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And why doesn't Santa have any kids?

 

Because he only comes once a year and that is down a chimney.

 

5th grade humor.

 

5 GOLDEN COCK RINGS ....

 

2 FRENCH WHORES

Wow, Lady V almost kinda guessed one there. :lol:

 

Getting close .. keep going LV!!

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So THAT'S why ashes always look kinda white........

 

That's why they charge so much to clean chimneys ...

 

That is Maids covered in a milky substance.

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you guys are killing me

 

They already owe me a new keyboard. And a cup of coffee. Large.

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OMG I SWEAR I HEARD DANNY BONADUCE IN MY HEAD BUT THEN I THOUGHT THEY ARE GOING TO THINK I'M REALLY CRAZZZZYYYY

...define REALLY :001_302::lol:

 

...Lady Victoria's Physic Readings,price: LPMP GC's :)

 

* Get Happy ,whoa,looks wonderful ,Mara :wub:

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