Goddessinjapan Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 (edited) OK, hoping someone can help me... Warning: TMI Alert; but, hey, vicarious drama can be fun! To re-cap: In addition to scoring me a cool new haircut and 2 free croissants, "Empathy Potion" and "Heart and Soul" have made my life a lot easier vis-à-vis my personality-disordered soon-to-be ex, "Biffy the Narcissist*. What I want is to get a signed settlement so we can complete the divorce. Haven't got that yet, but the stuff is definitely keeping him mellow. Gone is the constant muttering about how his life sucks because he'll have to go from keeping all the money to giving me some while I keep my paycheck, too. Now instead he just pets me on the head and brings me a cup of tea and says that he wishes I'd stay. I'm thinking a big no on that one, but this sure beats being glared at like I'm Satan's niece. But....come the end of May, I WILL be leaving. I'll be going on a vacation trip with my family for a month, then sayonara, au revoir, thanks for the memories that turned out to be inaccurate because you lied to me for the better part of 3 decades. I'm guessing it might be one of those "I hate you; don't leave me" situations. So: what's the magic pheromone to make him not really care when I leave? I've got The Big Easy with Teddy BB on order, along with a trial of Levitation Potion and the newbie sampler. But I could always make another order if I had a weak excuse for doing so. Yes, I know that pheromones are NOT going to make this OK. I'll be happy if he just doesn't scent my fear. *Not his real name Edited April 15, 2014 by Goddessinjapan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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