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You have been spared the plank. Your toes look pretty darn good for a woman who only had her first pedi a few weeks ago. I think you can fill the position on the boat as official musician & also back walker when the captain develops a kink. Your toes will only start to look even better with them getting routine pedis & soakings. The nail polish on the other hand is a nono. Red is a must! I'm still waiting for the rest of the crew to show me their credentials.

Sorry awaiting photos to inspect.

When I first read your comment on my crackberry I saw: "She bends over" I'm glad I waited till I got back to my pc to respond.

I have dated a couple of French girls. Those don't scare me.

I like it rough.

No MPs of yet but a young female officer attacked me a few times. I lived to tell the tail.

Then they will have to walk the plank. I run a tight ship.

No one is commandeering my ship unless boarding with fresh mani's & pedi's. Then it maybe negotiable upon further inspection of the pedi's

Not the base I'm working at they destroy all liquids coming via mail without fail unless sent by someone who has been approved. Once my mother receives the products she will repackage and send to me as she is approved. The base will receive it call me to pick it up and make me open up everything in front of them to see if I die. Then if I don't die they let me have them. Major hassle at this base.

It's going to take me so long to receive it as I'm on base and had to have it shipped to my mothers so she could ship it to me.

Your to kind Potion Master. I totally forgot what I wanted to say and went into my rambling when I heard that it was a woman's voice. I felt like I was asking a girl I liked to the prom for some reason. Thanks for being patient. Don't think I will be calling again though.

OMG! I just called to confirm what I wanted to order and must have totally sounded like a drunk, gay, teenager.

Officially taking up smoking

I thought that would be a hard swallow.

Now! Now! You ladies are far to gorgeous to being living with all those cats. My crackberry has been getting blown up non-stop by this thread. If only I was this popular in high-school. Halo is an angel and has offered to help me make a purchase. I couldn't last night because I had to play big boss and lay people off.

PSA: Drinking two beer glasses of pumpkin cider is the equivalent of drinking one gallon of laxative. If someone ever offers you pumpkin cider punch them in the face. From now on using the words "pumpkin" and "cider" in the same sentence will be considered fighting words.

LOL LadyVictoria, I'm a man and my balls never itch because I moisturise after showering. Only dry balls need scratching. Note: I'm a metro-sexual so I can't speak for all blokes.

Thanks everyone. I will indulge myself in many a delights later today. Wish me well on my journey into the abyss of scents that is LP

Are they sprays or oil? Also where is the link.

I'm only really interest in scents laced with mones. Also I find the site confusing with so many options. I'm a simple man and need help.

That was the final nudge! I'm going to cautiously dip my toe in for some Voracious.

I think I'm going to take the plunge today and make my first order.

Nice try. LOL your friend halo squeezed it out with the threat of chicken tenders for dinner. you can ask her who the Perfumer-In-Training.. was

don't get me started on my college days in Miami Beccah. Club Rumi was the spot back then with Club Bed & Nikki's Beach. I was a geek of course so I didn't get to enjoy all that it had to offer. I'm going back for some fun in the new year as a new man. I signed up for Groove Cruise so should have a blast.

A gentleman never tells Katz. But what I will say is the scent got me licked by a female colleague in the unisex bathrooms. She just sniffed, licked and walked out.