as33156

 

Left hand, and

 

right foot.

Awww...thanks, you two! I am now officially addicted to pedicures. My Mom treated me to that when we went to get her a manicure, and her lady was just super!!! Do you think my toes will save me from walkin' the plank???

You have been spared the plank. Your toes look pretty darn good for a woman who only had her first pedi a few weeks ago. I think you can fill the position on the boat as official musician & also back walker when the captain develops a kink. Your toes will only start to look even better with them getting routine pedis & soakings. The nail polish on the other hand is a nono. Red is a must!

I'm still waiting for the rest of the crew to show me their credentials.

Do you be speakin' of the Perfume Posse, or shall it be some other place? (hey, do we have any pirate smilies other than the flag...?) I may have to start reciting the Pirate Alphabet.

 

Hey as33156 I got my first pedicure *ever* a couple days ago! My footies be beeeeooooteeeefullll. My hands are another matter, though. Always short nails 'cause of piano, guitar, painting,etc. Form follows function and all that. 'Zat mean I have to walk the plank? Wait! I can sing for me grog!!!

Sorry awaiting photos to inspect.

She bowls overhand...

When I first read your comment on my crackberry I saw:

"She bends over"

I'm glad I waited till I got back to my pc to respond.

I'm going to post pictures of my unkept armpits to gross you out.

I have dated a couple of French girls. Those don't scare me.

OMG do it. It's trial by fire time As3! I told you we are a lively bunch...

I like it rough.

You won't *die* but the MPs may want to boink you. Which could work out nicely...

No MPs of yet but a young female officer attacked me a few times. I lived to tell the tail.

what if they have beautiful pedis and manis but their toes have calluses and hammer time going on?

Then they will have to walk the plank. I run a tight ship.

...pirate group...? Aye, Matey!!! And how can I be findin' this thing?

No one is commandeering my ship unless boarding with fresh mani's & pedi's. Then it maybe negotiable upon further inspection of the pedi's

 

Can't we ship it straight to you? We ship to those APO addresses all the time. If you have a direct address you want us to use, just email it over.

Not the base I'm working at they destroy all liquids coming via mail without fail unless sent by someone who has been approved. Once my mother receives the products she will repackage and send to me as she is approved. The base will receive it call me to pick it up and make me open up everything in front of them to see if I die. Then if I don't die they let me have them. Major hassle at this base.

It's going to take me so long to receive it as I'm on base and had to have it shipped to my mothers so she could ship it to me.

NO you didn't! You sounded CUTE. Call back if you have any more questions!

Your to kind Potion Master.

I totally forgot what I wanted to say and went into my rambling when I heard that it was a woman's voice. I felt like I was asking a girl I liked to the prom for some reason. Thanks for being patient. Don't think I will be calling again though.

OMG!

I just called to confirm what I wanted to order and must have totally sounded like a drunk, gay, teenager.

Officially taking up smoking

 

I am not an angel. LOL

I thought that would be a hard swallow.

Now! Now! You ladies are far to gorgeous to being living with all those cats. My crackberry has been getting blown up non-stop by this thread. If only I was this popular in high-school. Halo is an angel and has offered to help me make a purchase. I couldn't last night because I had to play big boss and lay people off.

PSA: Drinking two beer glasses of pumpkin cider is the equivalent of drinking one gallon of laxative. If someone ever offers you pumpkin cider punch them in the face. From now on using the words "pumpkin" and "cider" in the same sentence will be considered fighting words.

Welcome aboard!!!

Get the sampler!! I ordered a man sampler because sometimes I like to smell like a man and scratch my balls. I consider myself a sometimes cute depending on time of the month fashion obsessed man.

 

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LOL LadyVictoria,

I'm a man and my balls never itch because I moisturise after showering. Only dry balls need scratching. Note: I'm a metro-sexual so I can't speak for all blokes.

 

http://www.lovepotio...mple_Sizes.html

 

Sample page - second item down is the "November 2011 ALL-PHERO MONTH TRIAL SIZE" -dropdown menu for set of men's...

 

ETA: Usually the samples are in vials w/lids, not spray vials... the ones offered ABOVE that - the "Pick Your Potion!" -those are UNSCENTED, and in spray format...

Thanks everyone. I will indulge myself in many a delights later today. Wish me well on my journey into the abyss of scents that is LP

 

 

The sampler this month IS ALL scents with mones. That's why i keep telling you to buy it...*takes off my bossy pants*

Are they sprays or oil? Also where is the link.

Why don't you go for both the men's samplers? Mara let's the guys pick their 10 samples in the regular men's sample set & the pheromone sampler will only be available this month. This way if Voracious doesn't work for you, you've got 19 other samples to try

I'm only really interest in scents laced with mones. Also I find the site confusing with so many options. I'm a simple man and need help.

LP board members crowd around, pressing in... chanting "DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!"

 

 

...or did you not need that final nudge?

That was the final nudge! I'm going to cautiously dip my toe in for some Voracious.

I think I'm going to take the plunge today and make my first order.

Hmmm, ok, if you won't tell you won't tell... but then I'm going to have to assume it was by a Perfumer-In-Training... not a nose who works for one of the great Houses, or one of the "new" generation of independent perfume artists who have made it big.

Nice try. LOL your friend halo squeezed it out with the threat of chicken tenders for dinner. you can ask her who the Perfumer-In-Training.. was

Hmm, this was years ago...but I did get groped by a gay guy in a unisex bathroom before. It was the most non-sexual grope, I swear! It was spring break in South Beach, I was wearing a see thru shirt & this gentleman wearing makeup comes up to me, lifts on of my breasts in his hand, stating: "Your breasts. are. beautiful."

don't get me started on my college days in Miami Beccah. Club Rumi was the spot back then with Club Bed & Nikki's Beach. I was a geek of course so I didn't get to enjoy all that it had to offer. I'm going back for some fun in the new year as a new man. I signed up for Groove Cruise so should have a blast.

 

Ok, now I'm dying of curiousity - who did your custom perfume? I used to frequent some of the commercial perfume boards...

A gentleman never tells Katz. But what I will say is the scent got me licked by a female colleague in the unisex bathrooms.

She just sniffed, licked and walked out.