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A tradition of Victorian Christmas observances, this is a “perky” twist on the classic holiday potpourri recipe: featuring uplifting notes of spicy bayberry and fruity plum, the peels of apple, orange and lemon, with accents of bamboo and cedar, upon a deep base of oud and just a touch of AJA.


PLUM ~ Inspires & maintains love, protects dwelling against evil and intrusion.
ORANGE ~ Strong 'magnet' to attract men; eternal love, marriage, fruitfulness, thoughtfulness, happiness, tribute.
LEMON ~ Energizing, uplifting. Longevity, faithfulness, fidelity, friendship. Used to attract spirits.
APPLE ~ Love, healing, fertility, good luck , happiness, immortality, fortelling spells.
BAMBOO ~ Protection, hex breaking, luck and wishes, fertility, wisdom, feminine energy.
CEDAR ~ Confidence inducing, balancing, grounding, energizing, money, healing, protection, purification.
OUD (Agarwood) ~ Love, aphrodisia, spirituality, health.


Created by: Mara Fox

Name: John (Le Wizard)

Description: Julie (luna65)

Label art: Jan (LoveStruck)

December 2015


Do we REALLY know who this Santa character is? What’s with that red suit and those black boots? You can’t trust a man who is jolly ALL the time, you know. He uses a sleigh and it flies through the sky. What’s up with that? Does he even have a license to be driving reindeer? And one of them has a glowing red nose?! He knows if you’ve been naughty or nice? Where does he get his intel from? He comes down through your chimney? And nobody tries to stop him? You have to leave him an offering of milk and cookies? He has dozens of elves to build his toys? Just examine the evidence...ya gotta wonder about this guy, seriously. On the other hand, who wouldn’t like someone who brings you presents!  Just remember though, all you have to do is switch around some of those letters in the name and this guy in a red suit becomes, well, THAT guy. If you think about it, being Santa Claus is the perfect cover for someone plotting world domination...I’m just saying!


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