The Naughty Jester

Ohhhh, Naughty Jester! *swoons* Great write-ups!!! I am now inconveniently quite horny. You ROCK.

I have no boobie shots to offer, so instead I give you a parade of lascivious smileys. Mwaaaah!

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EEEE! Somebody get that monkey outta my ear!

Thank you, darling. SO sorry about the inconvenient horniness. Really, I am. Heh. And what is it they say about it being the thought that counts? And lascivious smileys inspire ALL kinds of thoughts, don't they? Of course they do...

I saw the descripts, you did an excellent job. I think you deserve to....ok that's too dirty, even for me! Bahahaha!

Thanks, luv. I very much enjoyed writing them. And there's never any such thing as TOO dirty. Just slather yourself in Unseelie Queen and...well...<ahem>...yeah.

I still do not see a description for "The Adventures of Aqualad".

Nor will you.

This is the official fragrance of dudes who just don't give a fuck.

 

The sage is bold. The hay is obvious. The resins know their fucking place and the mexican spice adds danger (not in any kind of racist ignorant kind of way).

 

Someone rocking this fragrance doesn't care what you think. In fact, you can kiss his ass. The leather is a little lacking but the booze shows that you've already been taking the edge off and the smokey woods show that you're ready to get that poker game started....and let's see if we can get some pizza and chicks in here at some point....pizza first.

 

Add some type of Alpha and/or sexual pheromones to it and Brother Brimstone can be a dangerous weapon. In fact that's what I'll do.

 

Mara, if you're reading this: I'm gonna need a bucket of this stuff. Thanks.

 

Jesse

Thanks, man. This review is exactly what was running through my head when I conceived of it. The true magic, of course, always goes to Mara. But your review is damned awesome, man.

I particularly enjoyed writing the descriptions this month. I mean, it took a bit of time away from my plans for Global Domination, but I have Minions, Toadies and Lickspittles that can keep everything rolling for a little while. There were so many lust-inducing potions to write about...such exquisite torture to have that first peek at their ingredients, but only being able to imagine their fragrance. Maddening, I tell you.

And then you wicked ladies had to go and offer up very special incentives for hints. You do know how to whip the Naughty Jester into a frenzy, don't you?

I look forward to all this mutual teasing happening again in the hopefully near future. I adore you all...in my own dark, lascivious fashion.

Leather...ambergris...musk...copal and opium...very dark, very decadent...

<<sigh>> Been very busy with...well...things. Sadly, missed the boob shots.They weren't on there long enough for me to feast mine eyes upon the sumptuous pulchritude. I've got to see them for it to count....once again, the fine print. Devil in the details, and all that...

But I DO appreciate the sentiment.

Hey...

Hey yourself....

Not so fast, Sir Lances-a-lot! There were distinctly TWO vast rising mountains in cinnamonmel's eponymous pic. You owe her a second hint!

 

You wouldn't want to leave a fair lady wanting, would you? It would tarnish your awesome reputation.

One cleavage = one description...see the fine print.

. . . and a peek at what's UNDER the kilt. :snake1:

That will cost more than boob pix....

I never heard of a Utility Kilt? Is that a tool belt used as a kilt?..lol..

You have a VERY naughty imagination. We can be friends.

Oh me too.

 

 

 

 

 

Oh my! Enough men do not appreciate the kilt imo... Is it a utility kilt?

It is indeed. But I also have a full-on Braveheart-style kilt as well...

hmm I have a boobish pic..but I'll have to change the file image inorder to post it as an avi, which means I'll have to use my brain, soooo... It would take some time Im sure ..lol

Brains = sexy. Hmmm...brains AND boobs...mmmmm-hmmm.....

More boobs = more hints....

I...keep...staring! Atthepic. Must! Concentrate. Words! Temporarilyfailme. Am! Reduced! TotalkinglikeShatner. Kirkout.

Yep. Black denim kilt. Combat boots. Thanks very much to Ms. Cinnamon Mel.

No one can. You are LEGEND. And to think I was going to bribe you with coffee and a pic of my fav boob, Fred Willard.

YOU NJ ARE SOLID GOLD!

Hey...coffee is coffee, Darling. I am ALWAYS bribe-able with that.

Bloody 'ell...I knew I should've worn me kilt today....

"Women send him pictures of their cosmically awesome cleavage for hints of the Love Potion descriptions for August."

Let's see the Dos Equis Guy top THAT!!

<<sigh>> I am...<ahem>...temporarily stricken mute. <<clears throat again as I wipe coffee from my keyboard>> Well done, Cinnamon Mel...well done, indeed.

...in honor of this rare sighting,will wear my furry undies

Ooooo...I am deeply moved, darling. Furry undies are always a fantastic way to celebrate...well...anything.

But seeing as how I believe that such a fine gesture was made...even if I CAN'T BLOODY SEE IT...I'll reciprocate. After all, I'm a big believer in reciprocation. And of reciprocating said reciprocation, and so on...

One of our special blends this month contains hints of rosehips and jasmine (jasmine being one of my favorite scents ever. Have been known to open the Jester's Lair for a woman wearing such a fragrance), along with a whisper of hazelnut. There are a few other elements included in this particular scent, designed to give focus, judicious thought and powerful self-confidence.

Never let it be said that the Naughty Jester doesn't give as good as he gets....some would say even better.

Now that everyone's going completely bonkers with antici...pation:

I can't see the boob pics.

If I pull it down the midgets that I keep locked up in the dungeon will escape and wreak havoc all over the forum

MIDGETS!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

I'm pretty sure he'll take it all.

We have a winner!!!!