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Since LadyVictoria is the clear winner of the Naughty Jester's "Bribe Me, Baby" contest, she has been given certain teases which she may -- or may not -- choose to share. Kind of like knowing who the song "You're So Vain" is about.
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He sounds more like a Master Baiter to me . . . all talk and no action.
Arrrrrr!
Opinions vary.
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What is this about pirates coming in caves, or some such?
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I speak truth. But bear in mind, not everyone around here is privy to the Jester's innermost secrets.
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I should take this opportunity to mention that Arianna is well-known to me in the real world. She has NO need for pheros, and to be perfectly honest, the thought of her wearing them is akin to hunting squirrels with a Stinger missile.
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Great hits, Naughty J!
Have you tried Wanted Man Unscented? I 'm interested in knowing if the effects are stronger with it...well, I had to ask...
How did you apply Sudden Impact? How many sprays and where did you apply? Did you re-apply?
I bought both samples for my bf, Scented and Unscented and I'm afraig I might not be telling him how to apply correctly...
Any advice is welcome!
Haven't tried WMU. Maybe I should...
I just put on a wee bit from the sampler. Put a few drops on each side of the neck and I draw an small X across my chest. It doesn't take much.
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Wore "Sudden Impact" again today. Used a bit less than last time. The effect was more subtle, yet present. The young lady who flirts with me at work -- with confidence that borders on bravado -- was rendered shy and fumbled over her words when we met up in the break room. She had a hard time even looking at me, and got all giggly when she did. She's normally a VERY together individual, and the effect was profound.
The other individual, who's been my personal valet ever since I first wore "Legend" to work, was especially attentive and chatty. Followed me all over the place.
As for the effect it had on me, it totally chills me out and gives me a very calm presence. I feel like I can handle anything the world throws at me like it's no big deal.
This one's a keeper for me. :-) Oh yeah...and it smells good, too.
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Was wearing Sudden Impact yesterday. Pulled into the gas station, was backing up when BANG! I ran into another vehicle who was parked in my blind spot. Nothing major, maybe a 1-mile an hour collision. The woman got out and it looked like she was going to rip my head off. I guess she got a whiff of the phero because all of a sudden it was like I was Elvis and Bono rolled into one. She was like: "Oh that's okay...no big deal...looks like a little paint transfer...hi, I'm Kelly." Big smile, wished me a happy holiday and drove off.
"Sudden Impact," indeed...
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Mmmmmm...this has me thinking about duct tape...or maybe velcro suits...so you could kinda roll around and get 'em stuck all over...
Nothing so much fun as a munchkin orgy. I knew there was a reason the Emerald City towers were shaped like giant schmeckels...
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...and what are the Munch-kins eating behind that curtain, eh???
Green carpet!!
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OMG!!! You WILL allow me front page friendly titles, won't you? LOL!
Heh-heh-heh...
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And it's sequel: Pearl Necklace, The Second Coming
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Hairy Pecker and the Sorcerer's Bone
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There's gotta be something written somewhere about "coming" down the chimney...
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Okay what about Pearl Catcher ?
OOH!!!!! Five Golden Streeaaammssss ( in Miss Piggy Voice )
I heartily endorse Pearl Catcher. One of my favorite snorkeling activities.
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There's a particularly tight-lipped individual at work, famous for sharing NOTHING about her personal life. I wore Weapon X to work and spent a bit of time in the file room, where there are no windows. The concentration of it was pretty heavy. She came in to file some things, and on the second trip she started to ask questions, offer up info about herself and became quite the chatterbox. The only danger is that it also gives the wearer a tendency to overshare, so police yourself and be aware that this stuff is the real deal. It works both ways.
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Love the descriptions for this month, sooo steamy {said while flushed & fans herself}...
Why thank you, dear lady. I was...<<ahem>>...especially inspired this time out.
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someone's at the door someone's at the door someone'satthedoor SOMEONE'S AT THE--Oh, it's just my perfume samples. Carry on!
HAH! Brilliant!!
"Who's drivin' the car, Ben?"
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Whoop Whoop!!! I'm a happppy gal!
so, M&D--or rather Naughty Jester? That Southern Gothic description sounds like it was inspired by True Blood a lil bit...am I crazy?
Not even a little bit. It seems I've been indoctrinated into the TRUE BLOOD coven. Have been watching Season 1 on DVD, rationing them out lest I devour the entire season in one sitting. It was also inspired by a show from the 90s, AMERICAN GOTHIC, featuring one of my all-time favorite villains, Sheriff Lucas Buck...that's "Buck." With a "B." If you haven't seen that show, it's available on DVD. Well worth a look.
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Oh my!! Naughty Jester, you inspire naughty thoughts!!
My dahlink, that is why they call me The Naughty Jester! Heh-heh-heh...
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Welcome Naughty Jester (or should I say "Bat Man")! I love your descriptions. Fantastic.
Many, many thanks. Hmmm...looks like my secret identity may be compromised...
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Writers should be flogged upon request of course!
Most of the producers I've worked for have that same idea, except their idea of "upon request" was when a writer said "hello," "where's my check" or "you want it WHEN??" Hence, the Frequent Flogging miles we all racked up. Funny, how the term "upon request" has such a broad interpretive scale...
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It's refreshing to hear a man with such confidence and what a sense of humor...why are u still single again??
Alas, the winds of change and the tides of circumstance have their way with us all. The Grand Illusion deceives even the cleverest of jesters, makes fools of kings and kings of fools. Which is a fancy way of saying things just didn't work out.
So here am I, the Naughty Jester, to amuse, bemuse and confuse....and otherwise make a half-witted oaf of myself (which is a run-of-the-mill Thursday around The Jester's Lair).
Stalk Talk!
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Heh. You must be new.