LadyVictoria

First impression was all bladderwickitywack, it did scare me because it smelled a bit like old water in the sea, however after 3 seconds, something really lovely happened on my wrist. I smell like a freshly birthed baby mermaid!! It's beautiful! If New were born in the sea- this is what you would get. There is something very comforting, fresh, and beautiful about this! The powdery vanilla is in full bloom and wrapping itself around the baby cucumber that is crying salt tears because she was hungry after we bathed her in honeydew bubbles and dried her with eucalyptus tufts. Soooo pretty!!!

wow this one is sooo good! it smells like candy to me, like those purple or blue sweetarts wrapped in marshmallow pillows of life! The Violet is gorgeous in this! I appreciate that it hasn't murdered my forehead. It's very beautiful and behaving.

This smells very clean and sharp on me. It smells like orange rinds. Like when you accidentally eat orange rinds. I'm getting a little bit of a green scent. As it dries down the green goes away and becomes- if this were to be described in lipstick terms- matte. I don't pick up any other scents other than matte tangerine. Maybe the vanilla is helping to seem one dimensional. This almost reminds me of the sugareds. Like it's not as faceted as let's say LP Black or Red, where the notes come out at different times like the dancing sprinkler lights at the Bellagio. None of that here. It's nice, clean, and singular.

This was actually for Solar Plexus. Can someone move this please?

Mara I need a peachy moonstone like Bellas in copper.

I'm FINALLY ordering my monthly sampler and Itty PE set. Also a bottle of Sugared Jasmine because I've been obsessed with Jasmine scents lately.

 

Omg!!! Mama's nose is changing!

 

I am ordering Garland and Lace. Flying Potion, Lucky Van Van ( my bottle broke not so lucky ) TMI the scent- because I want to blast those fuckers at work into telling me all their secrets I can use against them, and there was something else I cannot remember.

This smells very clean and sharp on me. It smells like orange rinds. Like when you accidentally eat orange rinds. I'm getting a little bit of a green scent. As it dries down the green goes away and becomes- if this were to be described in lipstick terms- matte. I don't pick up any other scents other than matte tangerine. Maybe the vanilla is helping to seem one dimensional. This almost reminds me of the sugareds. Like it's not as faceted as let's say LP Black or Red, where the notes come out at different times like the dancing sprinkler lights at the Bellagio. None of that here. It's nice, clean, and singular.

This is by far my most favorite version of G & L. I do love #1, and #3 but this one knocks those two down. This is exactly what you should smell like for Christmas. A creamy eggnog cookie ho with a bit of spice. On me this is not too spicy at all, its all delicious bakery eggnog froth cream delicious cookie gingerbread cake!!! If you're a Christmas Gingerbread Cookie Ho- You must get this.

FB for me.

I really love this one! Its got this relaxing self aware type of vibe going. Initially I get all lavender, it's heavenly soothing lavender that starts to morph into something a bit more sweet and fresh. This reminds me of a sitting and watching rain drinking tea. It's very soothing.

I wore it to bed and fell right asleep, so this is a great sleeping scent for me.

Omg these sound amazing!!

A very clean sexy powerful ass fragrance. This reminded me of Sneaky Clean, it's like Sneaky Clean got their ass handed to them by Madame President. This to me is a more refined and dined Sneaky Clean. I didn't get any spice at all, it was lovely orchid bitch don't mess with me and some lovely sandalwood. There was another note that made it a bit cold or clean smelling to me. Amazing concept and amazing scent! This would blow my mind with LFN.

I keep a sample in my purse for 911 situations. I used it at Ralph's the day after elections and one of the bakers offered to make me jumbo sized brownie cakes. All because I asked if they were out of stock. Hell yes I took her up on that offer. Also while checking out I asked about the Russel Stover smores snack packages and the cashier never heard of them, but she called her manager over so they could locate some for me. It was period eve. I loaded up on wine and chocolate, and FP. This stuff is incredibly valuable!!

This is delicious and smells like fall and my kitchen and reminds me of making a snack for Jude in the kitchen after school. One say we made Halloween cupcakes and this brought me to that memory! I don't know why it just did. On me this was allspice and apple oatmeal and FALL! I wore this to bed the other night and I felt cozy and content. I know wasting pheros for sleep! - but right now I'm trying anything that is soothing and this one was cuddly fall heaven!!

The problem is companies don't want to pay someone to deter or detect this sort of thing from happening. Take for example my job- we used to outsource IT - whenever we suffered an attack- there's about 3 days of waiting and waiting until the servers are up and running , because there is 1 guy they have to call in and figure it out instead of having SWAT on stand by. I can guarantee you this shit doesn't happen on Wall St or at banks. We get all sorts of crazy shit going on - but they figure let the employees stress out and fall behind schedule because we have to save a buck so we can pay the CEO his housing allowance. There's no way in hell the Russians have better skills than us. We just like to play possom, cause companies don't want to invest the $. They figure it's going to happen anyhow and they will fix it, its just going to take time. That's my take on it. Always has to do with $. I could be wrong but it makes sense to me and if Wall St got hit believe me we would have a code red at work. I have been gone for a while though.. okay to much brain activity at this hour. Lol.

Omg why do I feel stoned ????

omg, this oil smells and taste elegant, the cannabis, cocoa, vanilla, dragons blood. mmm,

Oh no AG! It's not a brownie! Lol!

At first sniff I thought this was Cherry Divinity! It's very cherry buttery cake pastry! I almost inhaled my veins it's so good! I wish it would

last longer, like years. After about 30-45 mins my skin eats it all up. Can't really blame it though, it's delicious!

Victoria's Masked Woman is sexy and in control. Get out of line and she'll whip you with her leather whip. Obey and she might share her pink lollipop. I love how the masculine base is tempered with pink fluffy goodness. What a kickass blend!

The masculine with the feminine!!! Gets me every single time I wear this. Like how is this even possible?

But it is! Mara is a genius!

BG Sweet Pussy is Summer, Masked Woman is year round. I looooove SP and BP and I've been wearing a ton of BP lately because I have some boosted with LFM, I wish I had one with LFM AND everything else. I seriously don't ever want to run out.

Wore this again today and I still got new car for first 3 hours but then WOW. This feels like a scent with intent. The scent became more pink musk (mmmm) and I wanted to kick ass and take no prisoners. In my head, a voice said it was time to unleash my badassness at work. That's amazing because I am going with another really bad episode with my bipolar daughter, I have worked 9 days straight, and I catch myself wanting to crawl up into a ball a lot and give up.

It's like I didn't know how to get back into empowerment or even know that was what was missing until I wore this for the last two days. Honestly I don't care if I never lose the three hour leather mania as long as I can have this for the intent.

Gosh, thank you so much Lady V.

This is exactly how I feel when I wear this!

It's KICK ASS!!

Genius, Lady V! I think I have just found my phero/scent combination for the Halloween party I'm going to next week.

 

 

On the other hand, I've been having SO much fun with Honeyed LP with Gotcha lately. Hmmn. Decisions, decisions.

Oh girl do this one with LFM!!

Omg this is amazing pumpkin vanilla honey marshmallows!! I'm not a honey ho and Aja was just like meh on me, but this here is amazing! Super creamy and fleshly. I want cookies or a coffee in this. I think this would do wonders with LFM. Like back off ho- I'm a sexy pumpkin with Aja.

NEED pumpkin massage butter!!! I recently got a sample of this and I used the whole thing up! Is there a section for B and B reviews?

This is really sexy!! It's like a sexy expensive little black dress. It's not foodie though - just in case anyone was wondering, there are toffee bits that come through here and there but I get more fig, vanilla, and amber. I also boosted this baby with Bang naturally because it was screaming BANG ME NOW. If anyone wants a fall scent that is a bit on the sexy sophisticated side - this baby is that!

This reminds me so much of Alummette! I get sexy smoked musky vanilla marshmallows! This is a perfect scent for Fall. It's like a cozy sexy rainy day scent. I also found it to be super long lasting. I dabbed a bit on my wrist at night and 15 hours later I could still smell it! This one is full bottle worthy!

I wore this today to test the magickal components. My MIL and SIL were visiting and I usually do tarot readings when they come over.

I was super excited to test this out and see if it gave me any extra oomph. It smells very Mediumy lol. Like Venice beach and church. Not that that's a bad thing, it's exactly the smell I was expecting so it's not like I was expecting cupcakes or roses in a scent named " Medium " but maybe that's a PE I should explore. Anyhow I didn't feel like it gave me any extra insight to my readings, but I did notice I felt confident, secure, and safe, which is important when you do a reading otherwise the messages will be convoluted. I also noticed it puts me on the same page as the " client " almost like I can hear their thoughts. On two occassions I said the same sentence as my SIL and my husband was getting ready to tell me a story and I knew that he was going to tell me something very specific about the academy. I really do like this one, and you really only need a little dab because it's very rich, strong, and thick. Who doesn't love those 3 adjectives???

One thIng I did notice was I was super exhausted after I read for them, which is normal but usually Ill be okay, but today I had to take a little nap. I'll definitely be using these when I read for clients.

OMGGGGGG This is the best version of Flying Potion in life. My initial impression was " Dammit to hell Jim! I'm gonna need more!" It's a vanilla Marshmallow ylang ylang cloud of heaven! I could smell Mara's determination to make this the best Flying Potion to date. You can smell the - Oh hellmotherfuckin Yesssss!!!!!! Do not wait on this! Don't buy Starbucks all week and get this instead! I can't believe I just said not to get Starbucks for a week. Yes it's that good!!