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  1. Damn you Putin!!!! I was wondering what in the hey...
  2. The Whipped Massage Butter is to die for! It smells and looks just like cotton candy! I have really dry skin, so I love that this is moisturizing and hydrating.
  3. This is very nice actually. It's like it rained somewhere in Washington in the woods, and there's a man sitting on the porch drinking tea with milk and smoking tobacco from his pipe. The tobacco smell is not too strong it's more like part of the big picture. It's definitely male and chai.
  4. Fuck I need this. I need this bad. This is of course amazing. Tyvey is amazing and why wouldn't this be amazing. It's maddening how amazing this is I want tubs. I need this boosted. With everything, and no this is not my period talking, I have been waiting 7 years for this remake. I need it in Gotcha. I need it in SS4W, and I think I need it in BI and LFN. I also might want it in body butter, and I want it in room spray. Car freshener, and I want it in those little pods you throw in that machine that cleans your dishes. Never mind I do not like this one. NO ONE BUY THIS.
  5. Wet, the blueberry sticks out to me and reminds me of an oldie, The Finnish one. I think the addition of L.A.M. is perfect. I am not typically a fan of blueberry but this is very cute and girly. All I am getting is blueberry for now.
  6. This is beautiful, intoxicating, and I want to bathe in this. This is what a Queen smells like. This is not a scent you relax in. This is a scent you reign in. Other Queens will understand.
  7. This is an interesting combo, and it feels like it's fighting on my skin on who is going to get my attention. The tuberose is coming off as very white, and cold. while the blackberry is very tart, and kinda like sour patch kids. The sage is hanging out. I have to retest because I do not think these were meant to be fighting on my hand.
  8. This comes off very Halo's Angelique to me and Odalisque and then it does something very medicinal, I think it's the almond which means cherry, which can sometimes come across as medicinal. I will retest, as I just got my medicinal bill handed to me and it does strange things to my nose and chemistry.
  9. Juicy candied peachy sugary sweet cotton puffy pink clouds of heaven swirling about on a lazy Spring Sunday. I usually cannot do peach but this is perfect! Not too heady, the pink sugary vanilla clouds bring this to a perfect pink sugary level for me. I think this would be amazing with SS4W.
  10. Omg the labels!!!! Looks like a blast Mara!! People are really needing hugs these days! lol.
  11. Omg I love this! It's sweet and cherry like! It's almost like Occo Ambrosia had that fancy rejuvention procedure they talk about on the tele from time to time. It's Summer Sex 2017!!!
  12. I was afraid of the peach in this one. Thankfully, it's not too juicy. This to me reminds me of the 1890s. New York in the 1890s. Not that I was alive during that time, but it's very familiar to me, like a beautiful silk dress with a hat and those shoes with a million buttons. Kinda loke what a proper lady would wear to have tea and wafers? Lemon pizelli or strawberry lemon wafers. Drinking tea on a terrace somewhere, but before then I washed my face with perfumed lavender water over a porcelain bowl type thing. Then my hair was curled and plucked and pushed into a big hat. That's what I get from this. High Society NY 1890s.
  13. This is a big juicy fruit salad! It's refreshing and sweet! I can detect the currant and pear? Something really juicy and sweet like pear. It's a very happy go lucky scent, would be perfect for a summer BBQ!
  14. Her massage butters are super moisturizing! I love how they absorb quickly into the skin. It's magic!
  15. OMG! I was just coming over here to talk about this! This is hands down the best lavender scent in the history of LP!
  16. I keep grabbing this one by accident! Usually all of these combined would smell like something it's not supposed to be on me, but this is really pretty! It's a clean creamy Spring Floral! One note doesn't really stand out for me, I like that all of these just weave together creating a pretty scent. That's what it is. Pretty and creamy. I'm starting to love Lumina. Lumina makes me feel clean and shiny. I feel like it's the daughter of Cougar. This actually reminds me of scented Cougar but like a younger version.
  17. Omg this is delicious! It's a lemon chiffon creamy yogurt parfait! At first I thought there was some sort of lavender cake note in this, because the creaminess I am getting is like the lavender ButterCream massage body butter. The lemon is perfect! It's not citrus, more like the orange in DC. I love that this is foodie with BI! It's like a whorey lemon pie! It's actually comforting. Doesn't do that brain freeze on me that sometimes happens with lemon. Love this one!
  18. This reminds me so much of Portmantaue. I probably butchered the spelling, and I'm super lazy to look it up right now. The musk is identical to Port, I did start to get a bit of a headache after 20 minutes and it's probably due to the musk being Egyptian musk, which is strange because I swore this was french musk. I think maybe the oakmoss tricked me. Egyptian musk will give me a headache 97.9% of the time. It's very cozy though, and I love Perfect Match. It feels like a nice evening in. I'm starting to like the more masculine scents these days, I still enjoy my girlie slut cupcake scents, but I have been reaching more and more for the more masculine ones. I could see myself wearing this a lot more if it didn't give me a headache. I have also been super stressed so I will try again in a week to see what happens.
  19. This one smells exactly like Halo's Angelique. It's all white creamy chocolate. If this were a commercial it would be those magnum bars, you know those Ice cream ones that are decadent, smooth, and rich? Just like that. I forgot that I need to only use a little, I poured this baby all over my wrists and it gave me a headache. Cocoa butter tends to do that when I go heavy handed. You really only need a little bit since it's so rich smelling. Also the pairing with Bang! Genius and Deadly!
  20. This one I wore last week because if I hadn't the bodies would've been piling up. I like that this was very clean smelling but also centering. Usually sandalwood is a note that screams center, or dirt does as well. I like that it made me feel energized, and grounded. I didn't get too much of the cozy comforting feeling I usually get from chamomile, perhaps because I was amping the other notes. I believe teakwood was one of the first to come out then the milk and Buttercream. It was like a bowl of that delicious Thai soup. I forget what it's called but the one that helps with colds. I will probably use my entire sample. Bb is not part of my rotation, mainly because I only think about it when I'm going to bleed. It does the job, I might actually need to play with testing a higher dosage. I get really bad PMS.
  21. Gardenia always smells a little odd on me. It smells like something that shouldn't happen. To me, this was cold, like hospital or morgue cold. I don't know how cold a morgue is, but I imagine it to be cold like at my place of employment, since we are all just really dead men walking there. Anyhow initially it was cold and a bit chemical smelling to me, but as it dried down, it turned creamy, and elegant. It was a complete transformation. The gardenia became softer, stayed in the background while the plumeria and ginger blended together to create this creamy lush effect. Very pretty. It reminded me of Duke's in Malibu. Expensive and fancy for Sunday brunch, but if you got directly to the bar, its affordable and the food is so much better. Plus you can be drunk and dirty- and at the beach! Overall perfect for Spring/Summer.
  22. I remember having one on La Femme. I got lost driving 1 mile. I was distracted by the Christmas songs on my mixed CD I made myself. I felt like Trans Siberian Orchestra was performing just for me.
  23. Gotcha is becoming my go to phero. I feel like it really relaxes everyone so much in fact my doc said I have a great personality and could sell PVC. WHATTTT??!! LMAOOOO
  24. lol ! I swear I smelled it too!
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