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So just to check, my best option is to email you a list of what I would like and have you invoice me a total?

Oh my. Looks like I'll have to hope for the best and order bi-monthly instead. Thanks for letting us know.

Dayum. See what happens when I'm MIA for a bit? Everything gets awesome.

I'm all over that Honeyed Love Potion. I'll wait for the descriptions to decide on the rest though.

I had the Barbie pool, that thing was so cool.

Did you have the pink corvette? Mine had a "remote control". And for some reason I had a motor home. And an afgan hound. Man, I was spoiled.

Hey if it's zombie pinups I have pictures from Halloween I can offer up.

(Unrelated: I'm pretty sure I owned the Barbie with the ponytail and the faux fur.)

I'm glad it won't be till around the 15th! Gives me more time to save some money honey!

I know right? A tumbleweed just blew through my bank account.

I took it pretty easy and only ordered bottles of Glitter Kissed and Balls! for me and Weapon X for Shadow plus a sample of Dominance and forum samples of Indecent Exposure and ... and I feel fine. That was tough though because I wanted more but I's po' right now.

Ok guys. Looks like I'll miss the NRs going live because we are leaving first thing in the morning. Save me some stuff ok? I'm going to be gone for a week.

I have to tell this story because it's hilarious. I went out with my friend J (the tattoo artist) on Saturday night, wearing this and Topper. And faux leather leggings with a sheerish, glittery shirt over top. I felt like a rock star.

So it's around 11 and the band goes on and I realize that I'd seen them before and had spent the evening flirting with the guitar player (not the one from my Rocket Fuel story, different guitar player). J walks right up to him and says "You know my friend." And he says "Oh ya." So I guess he recognized me. Anyways nothing happened but it was cute that he smiled at me all night.

A bit later, we go outside for a cigarette (ya ya I know) and there is this group of guys. One of them had been hitting on J earlier so we walk over and I say "'Sup bitches?" One of them turns to me (cute but wearing a hat sadly, hats in bar = bald or lazy) and says "Did you just call me a bitch?" And I smile and say "I don't know. Did I?" So he looks me up and down, shrugs and say "All right. i'll be your bitch."

Ha.

Anyways around midnight one of the bouncers comes up and says to J "You're going to have to leave. You've had too much to drink." We are both shocked because she hasn't and we aren't disturbing anyone, just hanging at our table. I look at the bouncer and ask "Can you tell me how you know this?" And she says "She's staggering."

Anyways this is a divey bar and you don't want to be manhandled out of here. I've seen it happen and it's not pleasant. So we grab our coats but when we get to the door J says to the bouncer "I need to go to the washroom. Can I please do that before I leave?" So she escorts J to the washroom and I say to myself "Screw this bullshit. I'm not leaving."

So I walk over to the manager (who I know in passing) and touch his arm and politely say "Hi P. My friend and I have been asked to leave because she has had too much to drink. She hasn't but they say she's staggering." He just looks at me and says "Who is your friend?" I answer "The lovely lady with the pink hair." And he nods and I say "If she's staggering, it might be her 6" heels." He laughs and asks where she is then walks over to the ladies room, talks to the bouncer and J (who has just come out) for a second and says we are fine to stay.

Of course I thank him and we carry on having fun. Success!

So anyways, if you need a little chutzpah this is totally the blend for that.

Glitter. I love glitter. (Even though it violates the "You are too old for this" edict.)

I can't wait for the descriptions. Before I leave Sunday please?

Partridge family? I have no idea!

Oh wow. Now I feel so old.

I don't find this smells anything like Halo's Angelique on me. That was weirdly flowery (but some chocolates do that on my skin).

This is gorgeous though. It's not foody but it is, not floral but it is. I'm a little bit in love. BI is a waste on me (I get zero hits ever) but I'll wear it anyways just for the scent.

I can't read Luna's mind, but since my day job is a copywriter, I can say that writing copy is a funny thing. Sometimes you get these bursts of inspiration and it's all sorts of wonderful the first time around, and sometimes you're staring at the item (or I guess in Luna's case since I work from clothing samples and she works from perfume notes) or item description trying to wring something out of your brain, so you never know what expect even from yourself--it's a mixed bag!

Word. I just went through that with the xoJane thing. I had to plumb the depths of my brain for ideas and there were a couple of "oh fuck this, I don't want to be a writer anyways" moments.

On the plus side my order arrived this morning but I haven't had a chance to try anything yet.

Hope you have a wonderful vacation! What are you guys planning to do?

 

You might not miss them, if you bring your laptop

Off to WDW with the boys. But we decided no laptops allowed. Plus mine is a 12 lb Dell with a 17 in screen. That baby is staying home.

I know, I haven't even tried my bottle of Because the Night yet because I can't stop with the damn Unisexy. I am NOT READY for Christmas ones yet!!!

I haven't tried any of November's NRs yet because my order is still somewhere in the postal abyss. I want my stuff FFS.

Hmm. Since I leave for Florida on the 9th I might actually miss the NRs. (gasp)

"I love to hear you oralize when I'm between your thighs. You blow me away ..."

See? It's catchy.

(Now where did Shadow wander off to? BBL.)

WTH?

 

ETA, now I can't get that song out of my head: "Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me!" Was that a Monty Python thing?

It was. "Life would be fine if we'd both 69 ..."

Dammit. Now it's in my head too. I'd hate you a little right now except it's so catchy.

All this talk of stalking and unicorns, I thought this highly appropriate (and stolen from the Etsy link)

Is it wrong that I'm bothered my her poorly applied lip gloss? I know its' supposed to be a thing but just no.

I got my shipping notice last night so squee! It should be here by next Friday so I have time to play with everything before I go to WDW. Where I'll be wearing mostly Kitten Nip and maybe PP and H&S.

I don't ever wantto be on a label because apparently I have "teh angry eyez" and no wants to wear perfume that has someone glaring at them on the label.

On a side note, aren't unicorns just horses with bayonets? (That was what I took away from the US election. 47% of it anyways. )

I would agree that men are maturing more slowly. Actually, I think the current generation is, in general. I suspect we've focused so much on giving our kids everything we didn't have that they don't have the same drive to achieve that we did. (But that's another thread.)

Ouch!!

Well there are always exceptions to the rule. (Platonic smooch cuz you're married.)

Men can be boys. Correction: men usually are boys with occassionally glimpses of maturity.