Shelly B

Ail -

I'm so sorry. My best to you - and your family.

May God bless and keep you.

Shelly B

Shelly - I have been told that you are not crazy when you talk to yourself (that whole outside voice thing). It's when you start answering when it becomes a little questionable. Full on conversations might be pushing more than questionable.

 

PIMPL.

:-) Love to ya'll.

Thanks all. And sorry once again for highjacking this thread.

Today's been tough but I am hoping things wont be as bad as I am imagining. But I have to face the possibility that he may not be okay.

To top it off today, I fainted and had to get blood test done. I hope it is stress only. or it could be low iron (from my bout in October).

 

Well life is anything BUT boring. Love having you ladies. Thank-you for your well wishes. I am happily sniffin my Lps (I am huffing on Original LP pink, man this is delicious! And happy.)

Seriously - your health is most important. Find a well designed iron supplement that is highly bioavailable and you can feel better. The difference in life between a 9 and an 11 is HUGE - and even if both are still low - an 11 is a world away from a 9. You might even find you don't feel like a walking corpse.

From someone who has hunted all over the net to find better iron. Because she's sick of taking it and if she could only get to 15 she could stop. Just sayin'.

(And the Hema-Plex blood builder (Vitaminshoppe -and various grocery stores) has had the most rapid success for me of the bazillion iron supplements I've had the misfortune of ingesting. Who designed liquid iron? Who is willing to lick a rusty bike tire? That person - with the several times $15 spent thinking perhaps it was the cover throwing me off - can go straight to hell - don't pass go.)

Anyway - anemia sucks. And I'm sorry you have it too. Because a CC or a SB without any energy to lift their heads off the pillow is not really CC or really SB.

So be good, take your iron. And if we can help - say so.

Be good to yourself. We love you.

Just never tell anyone I said that (SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH) it would ruin my perfectly ugly reputation I've worked hard to build.

Promise?

Edited to say Hema-Plex (from Nature's Plus) - which is a great OTC iron - my nutritionist said I had to take the iron with an Ester C - to increase the bioavailability and this is one of the very few OTC's that have both.

Hope it helps-

God I am soooo not good with the patience thing! Whatdoyasay we cut out the silly waiting and give us a little hintie poo?

Girlfriend - I know what my vote is.

But - it doesn't count. Remember - despite my most desperate desire - NOT omnipotent.

So - sigh - it's really up to Mara, Dana, and Ail - and one of them cracking.

Didn't somebody have a hot, half naked Kiefer Sutherland pic last week? One from the time before Julia - the big fool - left him for Jason someone who escapes me but was hot at the time?

Or the ray zapper from MiB.

If it's successful and there is no loss of human life - in our attempt to wrangle an answer - really - I'm good.

Ummmm- maybe that doesn't demonstrate patience?

Back to the cave to work on the outside voice some more.

I don't want to write a review. I love Lioness so much I would write an ODE to this fragrance! It is orange, but not the orange of citrus. It is a fiery orange sunrise with dust and haze shimmering in the air. It is the strength and wisdom of the lioness as she surveys her world. It is the sweet, spicy breeze that blows on a hot day as it passes over grasses that bow before it. It is the knowing that all the power you need is within.

DANG. Are you going to take a crack at a description of an August scent?

You should.

That rocked.

Finally, Shelly B. Your not rude, your hilarious, so dont worry about. I just thought ya were kinda crazy. Keep it comin girl.fx:

I'm pretty certain I've been told I'm crazy - b4. I just chalk it up to my neurons being wired/fired differently - and find that less offensive - than crazy.

A nice bio-medical cause sounds so MUCH better than mental illness IMHO.

The real truth - is others have inside and outside voices - and care other people think about what their outside voices say. I mostly have an inside voice - it talks outside too - a LOT - and I generally don't give a flyin' fig what anyone thinks about it.

That's sort of a black and white picture of my life - and really - there are about 15 shades of grey in there - but painting with a broad brush - I can live with it. :-)

You might be shocked at how much of my inside voice I contain at work. As I said - this is nearly the only place (*nearly* being the operative word) where it get's to rule the roost.

Sorry to the rest of you that the id supercedes the super ego here.

:-)

If I remember correctly - Ail had something due to Mara/Dana today?

Do you think it's too much to hope that crumbs of information come bubbling out from under the lab door over the next week?

Sighs.

Trying to desperately demonstrate patience.

Failing.

But still...trying.

Okay Shelley, you will laugh at this, I bet.

 

As I said, there's another fragrance like this, and the first time I wore it for my Quince he said it made me "smell like a wicked strumpet." But he meant that in a good way, of course, So when I wore this on Friday night, layered on top of one of his other favorites, he sniffed me and said, "Oh you're smelling like a naughty girl again." And I replied, "Yeah, but does it make YOU want to be a naughty boy?" And then he sort of tackled me.

 

...and he was, he was a very naughty boy!

 

See even though this makes a great phero cover, I'm sure, the fragrance itself is so sexually suggestive it does, like, at least half the work for you!

Ok - you are right - I laughed. :-)

Sadly - the DH doesn't like the honey ones and I am a honey ho.

As I huff the HAM on the arm like a drug.

Noting here at the bottom two - since I was really crabby enough last night that I don't want anyone to miss an apology in an edit.

EEEKKKKK - I read my post.

Sorry ya'll.

I'll admit I deleted the really cranky part.

Seriously - several super long work days to catch up on what I missed with the older offspring being sick last week and now the little one is spewing biofluids like the flippin' exorcist- SB shakes fist at the universe that seems to think this is funny.

Note to self - I have to stop posting when I've been up longer than 20 hours at a stretch.

And apologize for being crabby last night.

Sorry - crawls away to the cave.

No shame on you! You are working on PR for LP today, and customer service

 

Sometimes it is necesary to take a break from your world. When you do you usually come back more productive

 

 

Alright I am out for the night LP world. I will prolly be on tomorrow lots as I think I am going to play hooky from work. I am a lil groggy from taking a sleeping pill so I apologize if none of this makes sense.

I found out my dad is in the hospital. No other news as he is in BElize. Something to do with his heart...not good. I dont think he has much more time left and it is destroying me ( I just found out).

Anyways sorry for plunking this on this thread...I am going to fall asleep on my computer now...nite

CC - good wishes coming your way. Hugs - Shelly B

I think HAM is a perfect name, pig's ass and since gettin' ass is a slang term for f*in it all fits nicely

 

Sorry Shelly b - HAM just fits

 

just thought of another one - porkin (another term f*in)

Good lord - ya'll are pigs.

:-)

Fix'd!

 

Was after 4:30 AM when I made those daft pics of Kookie after all, and my head had totally turned to cotton wool, so I forgot to set it up properly so that everyone could see the daftness!

 

Blessings

 

Ail )O(

ROFL - finally saw the PIC this morning. Wasn't able to see it last night.

Too funny.

Thanks Ail. Will try to develop patience while we wait. Nah - that's a lie. But will try to *demonstrate* more patience.

Best -

Shelly B

Hi Phero experts! I have a slump in both my love life and communication with my fiance right now. Its a long story girls, seriously. The short version would be he's coming out of a fight with addiction, and so am I, but where I'm going to school and counseling, he won't. I dont know if this is some dumb macho s*it or what, and there have been some slip ups along the way on both of our parts, but we ARE both trying. He did at least kick one thing for good, so I'm just hoping for more progress. If you want more on this you can read what I wrote in the ashes to dust review. But I digress.

I have coming in the mail the phero enhanced version of LP(with Blatant Invitation), Phero Girl Wildflower(for use at school-Im a beauty school student and work on real clients),Phero Girl 3rd Brew (WITH EOW? I Dont remember,I also dont know why the computer started typing in bold font..), Forever After(with soul mate), Nakai Nectar(dont remember whats in here), and unscented cuddle bunny.

This order I wanna get Sorceress(again I'm thinking school, but maybe with him too?), and either drop your guard or super sexy unscented.

I feel like my sexual bases are covered and I really want to get him to open up more at this point. He just seems to have zero lust for life these days and its dragging me down too.

He's my best friend. I've known him ten years. I'm not naive enough to think perfumes can change a person THAT much, but maybe enough, with prayers, and good thoughts, to push him a little in the right direction?

So. After all that my actual question is, do you think drop your guard is a good choice? And if you think a dominance potion is appropriate, how would it be used in this situation? Ashes to dust has been ordered and I'll be working out the negative energy with that too.

All advice is appreciated. I mean ALL. Thanks as always, Lori

 

ps- I should mention, our sex life isnt non existent, its just slowed down. And no, no cheating. Hes always here, just...full of malaise..sorry so personal. This forum has made me comfortable.

So _ as always KJ is a source of support. Because she is a good person.

So - I'm not the expert - there are others with YEARS more experience than me. And Ail - who is lkely to launch a whole phero blend @morrow that rends this post obsilete -

With that said...

This is a confused question.

TH = love and devotion.

BI = sex, laughter, and welcome

SS =Aura of sexy w/o cops

CB = Sexy and COPs

EEEKKKKK - I read my post.

Sorry ya'll.

I'll admit I deleted the really cranky part.

Seriously - several super long work days to catch up on what I missed with the older offspring being sick last week and now the little one is spewing biofluids like the flippin' exorcist- SB shakes fist at the universe that seems to think this is funny.

Note to self - I have to stop posting when I've been up longer than 20 hours at a stretch.

And apologize for being crabby last night.

Sorry - crawls away to the cave.

Hey I gave you the perfect name for that one!

 

Since we have more time this year...we might get lucky and smell stuff beforehand. Last year we had to write cold and trust that M&D would work their magical artistry (which they did, of course).

Luna Darling -

I'm not particular - as long as I get a sniffie at some point.

Imagination is a beautiful thing.

As is friendship. <g> Even if somehow my precious is now a syn. for a pig's arse. Which is RUDE. <rofl - PIMPL>

See netlingo.com if you are stuck.

And start introducing the terms that had me nearly wetting my pants laughing earlier tonight.

 

And you do NOT mess with Kookie-Bun!! ^_~

 

I really didn't have the time spare to make that wee pic, but she looks so adorable and serious and I already sent Mara that photo of her earlier tonight, so it was just crying out to be manipulated a bit..

 

Kookie-Bun is guarding the secrets for me.. She has those big eyes of hers on you - ALL of you..! ^_~

 

Yes Luna, I was sitting here sipping wine and giggling away to myself, when you posted that the other day..

 

Blessings

 

Ail )O(

Fooey.

No answers.

No way to order.

A burning credit card in my right hand.

Is this crack?

Is this the reality show Intervention?

No.

Oh - just Ail.

Making us completely COOKOOO on the LP Boards.

Not that I'm EXASPERATED.

No.

Far from it. I am a mature adult female and will act like one.

Yeah You.

P*ss off.

Maturity is over-rated.

And if u don't like it - have a hot flash on me.

<raspberries>

<PIMPL> x 2

ROTFLMAO!!!!

 

Wow, Shelly - I hope you're planning on writing a couple of descriptions for Designing August!!!

 

tooo tooo tooo funny.....

Here's a promise - If you send me sniffies in advance - and I can let the random men in my office huff my arm (which the DH and God only knows HR are likely to object to) I'll work on some descriptions.

Deal? :-)

In the interest of full disclosure - this is one of my PE's.

With that said - I had Shelly B's HAM (Honey Amber and Musk - could we get a less gross acronmyn ladies - SERIOUSLY?) on one arm and Shelly B's White Orchid Amber and Musk on the other.

If Honey Amber and Musk is the black sheep of the family - riding in on a Fat Boy and black leather pants - White Orchid Amber Musk is her publicly well behaved and privately naughty younger sister.

Opening with a big burst of Orchids - which stay LONG, LARGE and sweet for at least two hours - but fading over time to a warm sweet skin smell.

Not as my beloved Luna says of HAM (seriously - something a tad less porky? Have Ya'll looked at a HAM?! If so - I am mortally offended. My beloved Honey Amber Musk does NOT smell like a remote porcine orificace.) - a smell of f*ing...

And in a different post someone alluded to the smell of the proverbial sausage. Really - I'm back to the pork thing. I'm not against pork as a religious violation - CATHOLIC and my oinky friends are a welcome food - and YET - I'm still offended.

Anywhoo....

Once the big burst of Orchids mellows down - it's the swish of your hips - as you wear a trampy bustier - under your church dress. To everyone in the room - the angelic smile is about faith. To you - in your lace thong with a quick release and your smokin' bustier - all underneath your somber dress - you might be going to hell - but you'll do it with a smile. Even if it only looks angelic.

That's White Orchid Amber Musk. No one else knows how naughty you are. Or about the tattoo on your shoulder. They don't have to. But in the end. It's sexy. Partially because only you know.

And I've huffed the White Orchid Amber Musk arm all day.

And if I could add - the lucky few I allowed to huff my WhOAM arm today - LOVED it.

Which - is a testament to Mara and Dana.

Soon, children.... the definitive answers are coming soon...

This is the very first time I've ever called another woman a tease.

Sheesh.

Wants to buy Ail's new goodies. Wants to know what the goodies are. Wants my precious.

I'm all dressed up and no where to go. Honestly - I'm starting to feel like a man.

Well ok - only kid of sort of and only around this topic - but you get the point.

It's interesting to see how people explain the functions and interpret what each individual pheremone contribute to the overall feel of the blend, and I was hoping someone would do the same for Super Sexy. (Or direct me to it?) There are some that look pretty new to me. (Sodium sulfate is a pheremone?)

 

Pheremones: estratetraenol, alpha- androstenol, dehydroepiandrosterone, sodium sulfate, tetrahydrodeoxy- corticosterone, androstanone.

I'm sure Dolly or Ail will weigh in - but Shelly *thinks*

Est - = mood elevator for men, encourages bonding

Alpha Nol = in this application - not so much about smiley happy people but a "youthful" glow

Not sure about the 'Rone and None at the end

The T-Dhoc as the second to last - is the molecule Ail was saying resets the "cerebral goal posts" (LOVE that) and gives you a chance to have second first impressions

Again - It's a Shelly thinks - not a Shelly knows. :-)

I already have two bottles of C&J's TT... so yummy! Hadn't thought of getting it with Alpha-Androstenol.

I also like the idea of using Suki's Boy Bait in place of pure sugar because pure sugar is a little strange on me.

 

I wish we could get the Alpha-Androstenol as an unscented roll on since I don't care for sprays much.

I second this request - I'm not as excited about the sprays - travel too much so the little roll-ons a better option for me.

That being said - I am still excited about getting the A-Nol in the Pure Sugar base.

Because a little giggle is better than none at all. <g>

I am very excited too. I LOVE cuddle Bunny and hope I can add this new one to my top five

 

Ail is brilliant, so on the phero front it is going to be a MUST HAVE!!!

I'm with the rest of you, wondering, waiting - wallet smoking in the handbag next to the desk because there is no way a newly designed Phero from Ail is not on a really rapid traverse to my house.

Here's to some news soon. :-)

I actually, would if it were something other than predominately floral......my skin with florals is hit-and-miss. Sometimes they work beautifully, such as with Happy Water, and sometimes they go terribly terriby awry.....there were many examples of this......one was Forever After....BAD BAD mistake on my part.....

 

Maybe the "yellow" could be more of a citrusy thing.......

 

 

BTW, have you tried Happy Water? It has A-nol in it and is a great, uplifting phero blend.....

I have. I did the whole loaves and fishes thing to my sample vial- if I turn it upside down and pray - more will surely appear.

Sooner or later I realized it wasn't happening on my command (Yes - I realize I'm only omnipotent in my dreams)- and I have a new full, whole bottle of Happy Water on it's way. Along with a bottle of Pure Sugar/bumped with an A-Nol load - so I can pop nearly anything with a burst of sweet laughter.

Until Ail tells us what she's concocting with Mara/Dana.

BBwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaahhhhh.

That smell? Of heat? Your are right. My wallet is indeed on fire.

EDIT:

Forever After was Horrid on me.

PeeeeeeUUUUUUUUUWWWWW.

Wanted to like it - but Shelly + Forever After = Shelly STINKS.

Bad naughty Shelly.

Ick.

We are all gonna be high on your LP yellow Shelly, it will be like LP's very own (happier) Spaceland. lol NO driving when using this perfume

See - there is a market and I can only hope. :-

I know they are moving - so maybe - as they start unpacking - Mara/Dana will get a giggle and decided to create/make something totally lovely and totally LP Yellow. :-)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

Shelly, you just made me spit my coffee all over my computer!

But the question dear one is would you BUY it?

<rofl>

Eh well, Friday nights could be worse. I'm curled up in my bed, online and watching TiVo - I have around 36 hours to get through. It's insane! So many shows that I love...

 

Good thing I'm building a stockpile of pheros though. All I'm missing at this point is cuddle bunny since I have BI in the newest LP. I think I'm just going to start dosing the gym boys as a freak experiment. A girl's gotta have fun... might as well bowl em over with pheros, just not the super sexual ones

Girlfriend - have a an SB moment. Rub a schmear of EoW under your nose. (Swiped the idea from Ail and the original research on Essence). Yes - the smell of cheese. Quit fussing and just take my word on it.

Now - in half an hour - when your nose is fully dead - go to sleep.

Sweet Dreams! :banana3:

Wake up tomorrow - like our beloved Luna - you too could have some fairly creative writing ideas.

Actually - to avoid the previously noted conversation with the offspring about cleaning the funky cheeseburger from under the seats - I tried the above mentioned schmear of Essence under the nose before hopping into the car for the morning commute. Works like a champ - car smells fine and my commute - it's EXCELLENT. Couldn't be happier to get stuck in traffic. Downright perky by the time I get to the office.