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    Cupid's Cathedral

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    Cupid's Cathedral

    screaming and crying and running in circles this is so good. Instant all time top five. I find stargazers overwhelming in person and sometimes they give me headaches. But thanks to these reviews I tried it and it is simply amazing. It’s a dream. It’s everything. It’s girly, professional, sophisticated, approachable, sweet, warm and yet cool at the same time somehow, both foody- it put frosting in my mind’s eye - and yet very credible (not frivolous like some simple commercial foody scents can be)... I wish to bathe in this. I have no business buying multiple bottles right now but got one for now and another for the vault, and expect to one day regret not getting more.
  3. I just found a tub of Tropical Delight sugar scrub somewhere it wasn’t supposed to be. I didn’t see a separate thread for it, so just continuing the most recent sugar scrub review for tidiness. I used it gently on my face, mainly hoping that some of it might accidentally get in my mouth, which it did, and it was so delicious that I’ll be sitting down with the whole tub after dinner and having it a la mode, with some vanilla ice cream, using my adorable tiny spoon. HAHA JUST KIDDING! but I want to. I used it all over and I am so soft and dewy. LOVE
  4. @Eggers the discount is practically guaranteed with LFM! It is FASCINATING to me how it makes people want to shower you with gifts and such.
  5. Dom was my first thought too, especially because you said she is a NICE person - it might help send a different, needed signal. (I have a hunch that something conciliatory or friendly or beta-feeling would make it worse. It seems like making the roommate want to be friendly would be much harder than simply making her RESPECT your friend.) She would have to try to act at least somewhat congruently with it though. My other slight concern is that it MIGHT make the problem roommate up the ante to (eek) violence if it makes her feel challenged. Dom turns me into the Hulk, so I am afraid of it, haven’t used it much, & don’t know too well from personal experience whether that effect ever happens...? Maybe she could try it on the roommate in a relatively safe situation, ideally in public with lots of witnesses... Next to mind are BI for its no-nonsense vibe, LFN for its YOU *WILL* RESPECT ME effect, and maybe SWS - that would probably be the most “credible” and least jarring “signature” change she could try.
  6. I think about this “carpet swan” thing most times I wear LFM, and it happened quite dramatically today. I went to see a celebrity hairstylist - had never been there before. Upon first meeting he was crabby, didn’t really make eye contact, and didn’t smile at all. As I got shampooed by someone else, I thought resentfully, “I’m gonna LFM this mf’er... that’ll show HIM.” I had Bonflower on me so I put a dab on my forehead. When I got back to his chair, in the mirror I saw his eyes widen as if he were suddenly getting alarming news - it was comical - in a comic strip it would have said over our heads, “AND THEN THE LFM HITS....” - and from that point on the LFM resulted in him asking me lots of personal questions, and telling ME all kinds of personal crap I didn’t want to know, including exactly where he LIVES, and sharing various personal concerns and motivations he has to an uncomfortable degree, and calling over every type of specialist present and basically making them pitch themselves to me and offer me their specialized services for FREE, and announcing that they would let me come in before or after regular salon hours so they could do their whatever, “ANYTIME, just call us, please call us,” and BEAMING at me at random as if I had just told him he had won the lottery. AND I got free product, which I didn’t see offered to anyone else.
  8. @anchoredinopulence 🤣 nobody wants that!!
  9. Definitely not me ... way too impatient to ever do any math ... trial and error. I will say that with audacious I have to use micro micro microscopic amounts, which gives me serene haughty confidence - or else it is not good
  10. Oh Halo I deserve no credit! I just believe in getting the phero into their face by whatever means necessary and then the phero does all the work of overcoming whatever bizarre impression those means may have created 😁
  11. 🤣🤣🤣 I’m sure it looked bonkers. We can add this to the LONG list of odd phero- and scent-related behaviors I have tried over the years.
  12. Relationship saver!!My colleague who I’m reasonably good friends with, had an inexplicable snit at me over email a few weeks ago. I was semi dreading a meeting I was having with him earlier this week. The only phero I had on me was LFM but I was pretty confident it would be a good choice in any case. It is a little homemade spray with LP Original, very aged - I made it when LFM first came out, so however old that is. So I put a little spritz on my head (he’s taller than me). After fainting because nothing on earth smells better than aged LP O, I went to the meeting. He studiously and totally ignored me at first, while others said hello. But I kept pointing the top of my head his way and he started looking at me, then engaging during the meeting, and afterward waited outside for me, and was weirdly mushy and vulnerable, and more agreeable and outward-focused than even his normal self. It was as if the snit never happened. MAGICK + CHEMISTRY can’t be beat. Yet again thank you to the master of potions for making our lives so much better. 💕
  13. Somebody has to explain how you were able to ship so quickly in the middle of everything else! It seemed as though I placed my order, then went directly to the mailbox and it was there.
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