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Oh Mara if you are making more I'll take a second cops-laden bottle as well. Should I just pay you in 1 shot when I order from next month's new releases or would you like it now?

Not I. Well I'm trying not anyways.

Ooh. I'm going to miss the surprise announcement. Hopefully whatever it is will still be around in the morning.

Mmmm. Now I'm hungry too.

Hee! So excited for mine. Just chocolate and EoW. Where's ravenwing to explain White Forest Cake?

Aw man. Now I want it more. Alas I'll have to settle for my new PE. (Squee!)

Tease. Sort of sad I missed the Anti-Valentine too.

That's exactly how I do it and I get about 4 uses from a vial. This is still one of my favorites. It's sensual but doesn't scream sex, it's gourmand but not sticky sweet. So hard to explain. I ended up ordering this in a lotion as well so I can wear with my LP Original, Red, Pink and Sunfire perfumes. I'm sort of a nut about scent layering.

Ok. I shouldn't have but I placed a tiny order for my chocolate and cops PE, bottles of La Femme Mystere and LP Original and forum samples of OCCO:SLF and Special Delivery.

Oh my. (wanders off to plot)

Eep! So beautiful and tempting. I'm wiggling with anticipation for the descriptions.

It's winter in Northern Ontario. What is this sunshine of which you speak?

Or "Stalk hard!" (from Pump Up the Volume)

This is Stalk Talk! (with Christopher Walken)

Why thank you Gorgeous.

Apparently I'm now da shiznay.

I've used Focus Potion on my son but he's 15. He actually keeps the vial in his backpack and uses a little before tests.

Well my house rented tonight so I guess that means I can afford Vegas and new releases. Uh oh.

Another true story: About 4 years ago I was on the treadmill and my son, who was 11 or 12, was playing a video game on the couch. Suddenly he asks "Mom. What's a blowjob?" I stopped dead, shocked, shot off the end of the treadmill and hit the wall behind me. Awkward moment alert. Anyways, I explained. Just like a few days later I explained orgasm. I'd rather he ask me, no matter how uncomfortable I am. Because I'm sure he's just as uncomfortable.

I went to Catholic school. True story: When I was about 9 I spent the weekend with my grandparents (my father's parents) and while I was there my grandfather said the me "Well you're getting older. Soon boys are going to want to get into your pants." Baffled, when I got home I asked my mother why boys would want my pants. After she was done yelling at my father over the phone about his father she went and bought a book called "Sex Explained For 9 to 12 Year Olds" (I shit you not). And that is how I learned about sex. From a book. After that I used books to learn pretty much everything (this was before the internet). Anyways, even though I'm peri-menopausal I still seem to be producing the necessary female stuff with no problem.

I don't want the Special D perfume but OMG if the chocolate cherry scrub is back ... Either way I'll probably have to hold out on ordering until I'm back from Vegas on the 15th unless I can keep it under 100.00 (Ha! It's funny when I say that because there's not a chance in hell.)

I'm waiting for the new releases but I think I want a bottle of Thief of Hearts and a back-up of Frosted. I'd also like UN Audacious in a spray (2x). But everything is hinging on re-renting the house and how much I want to spend in Vegas.

I found out how to make bacon bowls and now I totally want to make them and fill them things like cheesy mashed potatoes.

Thank you Mara!

You really don't have to do that. But I will toss it, just to be safe. I had a breast cancer scare last January so I'm a little wary of it. Everytime I look at the bottle I think "Ooh! LP Black! I heart you." and then it's like ominous music plays. Beautiful yet dangerous.