Potion Master

If I was truly evil, and knew how to program such a thing, I would make you all listen to the music in my head that accompanies each scent... HA! LP Green might even be The Clancy Brothers and Tommy Makem, circa 1960's, or SuperKeltic, heavy metal / celtic rap circa 1990's. Beware the day I actually figure out how to do that.

See? I chased Cinderfallen out of the room, too! heh.

The Beatles, Badfinger, the Beach Boys....

The Jackson 5, The Partridge Family, Donovan...

Oh, c'mon, Cinderfallen! You KNOW you love it! Equally lovable: The Bay City Rollers, The Monkeys, The Archies, The Raspberries. Intense JOY delivered in less than 3 minutes! How amazing is that?!

Y'know...the girl is totally MEAN to me too! I am simply trying to blast Hanson at full volume while happily brewing, and she LEFT THE ROOM! What? WHAT? "Mmmmbop" is surely one of the finest songs ever written - worthy of putting on indefinite repeat - so what is her PROBLEM?!

Yeah, May! Another $5.00 credit for your LP Wallet. Congrats on your 500th post!!! Hey, go check your email!

LOL! May you are in rare form today! xoxoxox

LOL! You guys crack me up. You can order a monthly trial vial collection now if you like, but the rest of the order pages will take us another 48 hours or so. Nasty Habits was a song I wrote for my old band Precious Metal. It was Danna's idea to use it as a perfume name and theme.

"I've got a nasty habit, and it's named after you..." Another Spring Romance Potion? Ok. Don't think of it as a romance potion...just think of it as the prelude to the good part. A double dose of magic - modern and ancient. Contains aromatics known to encourage the perception of youth, and attract young sugared hunks your way. Add to this, the amazing super concentrated phero blend created for us by Pharmacom, explicity for this purpose. {Contains: Estratetraenol, alpha-androstenol, beta-androstadienol, androstanone, copulins, dehydroepiandrosterone.} A blend of scents and pheros for encouraging cuddling - and what that inevitably leads to... {Contains: Essence of Woman™ Copulins from Stone Labs, and Estratetraenol from Pharmacom Labs} Dominant to the max. Like a wolf in an Armani suit. Stunningly powerful... and only lightly chained. Woof. {Contains: Androsterone from Androtics Research, and Androstenone from Pharmacom Labs}

A delightful mix of the purple and the delicious! A personal power booster for the strong independent female. With a touch of deep green musk for St. Patrick's Day! Here's your belly dancer perfume, ladies! We ordered those luscious Indian attars just to make this for you. A free bottle goes to Darbla for the fab idea!! A little bunny brought us this scrumptious fertility potion. Happy Easter! A yummy-smelling holiday treat in celebration of Purim. We got the recipe from famous baker/journalist Marcy Goldman's book, "A Treasury of Jewish Holiday Baking". Visit Marcy's site: www.BetterBaking.com

They say 90% of the phero biz is devoted to men. I hope to rectify that situation. I put on Phero Boy Dominance before I went to sleep last night. ...I think I'm in love with my own arm.

Y'know what? I think these Pharmacom Pheros smell gorgeous. They change a bit when they hit my skin, but in the bottles, they smell like the most beautiful musks I've ever smelled. If I was presented these from one of my fragrance suppliers, I would buy them just for the smell.

Oh, good grief! Aren't artists all a terribly tactile breed? Don't we desire to TOUCH everything? I am SO AMAZED by the different viscosities of the phero blends you've sent, that I wish to touch and absorb all of them! Ok, ok, ok. I wear wrist-length gloves. But I often swipe the last drop of something I like on myself - on my fore-arms or my shirt or something. I have to train myself not to do that, I guess.

LOL! I honestly do not know how people do it. Was it Chai who said she wakes up before dawn and works out, then gets her kids ready for school, then goes to work, then comes home to play wife? Jiminy. I work at least 16 hours a day and barely find time to sleep let alone the rest of all that!

OMG! Our Indian Attars just arrived and they are HEAVENLY!!!!!! YAY!!!! Abrewing we will go!

LOL! How about a gym membership - because obviously I have been spending far too much time on my arse in front of this computer!

oooh, interesting stuff, May. Thanks for posting the link. I guess I am not the only one to have experienced sleeplessness when exposed to the pheromones, but it seems from those reports that the effect is more when someone is new to them, like I am. Interesting.

I was filling some vials of the concentrate last night, and when I was done with the pipette, I swiped it on my arm so I could smell it. This is the pure phero juice, it's supposed to be diluted 1/10 ratio before using, but I just didn't think about it. So all night long, I woke up every ten minutes and gave up after 3 hours of trying to sleep. No erotic dreams (darn it!) just completely restless. Might have absolutely no relation to the pheros, but not having much experience with them, I was just wondering if they effect anyone else in a similar manner.

I have a question about Pheros for the regular users. Have they ever given you strange dreams or disrupted your sleep pattern?

LOL! Cool! I'm surprised they even sell them in women's sizes.

Oooh, I hope so! I think the delivery date for our apricot is around the beginning of next week! The rest of the potion is done, all I have to do is add a touch and then fill your bottle, so as soon as I get that I can do it, but I don't know the day! At least you are in town, so the package will only take one day to get to you.

So sweet of you to say, Dolly! {{HUGS!}} Cinderfallen, I got your sample today, and was relieved that it wasn't a several year old sample, but just one from earlier last year. I believe I can get very close to it. I ran out of Apricot and that is on the way, so I am waiting for that to come in, and then I will send your big bottle. I realized that with the last batch, one of the new Patchoulis I used settled into the potion with a weightier, heavier vibe than normal. The batch prior to that, the one you sent, the fruitiness came out a bit more. That was a perfect batch - I've brewed the newest edition to try to match that, so just waiting for a touch more apricot. Thank you!

Mr Pharmacom is being very sweet about competing with us, but as I told him, I have been, and plan to continue to be, completely open about the suppliers of the pheromone products we are using. Our upcoming releases for this month will feature not only Pharmacom products, but also Essence of Woman™ and Androtics products, and will be credited as such on our site and on our labels, just as we have done before. I have no problem promoting these very fine products and companies - they send business our way and we send business their way - it's all good. So anyway, I have spent most of this day on the phone with manufacturers and suppliers and the like, working out the details in order to be able to offer the pure phero juice - so now I have packages winging their way towards me from all over the country. We're definitely going to do it. We're committed now, and we're going to do it. However, I am not going to disclose any more info at this time, because I want to get all these things in my hands first. We are going to do this in a slightly different way than the other companies, a little more in keeping with our own vibe with regard to the inert ingredients used and the packaging. So there. I've said enough, and more than I intended. Will update you when the time comes. xoxoxox Mara

LOL! Scourger did find that on UrbanDictionary.com. I would never have known about the phallic connotations either. Too funny! (Hey, come back, katz!!!)