as33156 Posted November 4, 2011 Author Share Posted November 4, 2011 (edited) Welcome aboard!!! Get the sampler!! I ordered a man sampler because sometimes I like to smell like a man and scratch my balls. I consider myself a sometimes cute depending on time of the month fashion obsessed man. . LOL LadyVictoria, I'm a man and my balls never itch because I moisturise after showering. Only dry balls need scratching. Note: I'm a metro-sexual so I can't speak for all blokes. Edited November 4, 2011 by as33156 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
as33156 Posted November 4, 2011 Author Share Posted November 4, 2011 PSA: Drinking two beer glasses of pumpkin cider is the equivalent of drinking one gallon of laxative. If someone ever offers you pumpkin cider punch them in the face. From now on using the words "pumpkin" and "cider" in the same sentence will be considered fighting words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beccah Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Yes well, any type of cider tends to have a laxative effect. I quit drinking, but always suggest sticking with beer if given the option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katz Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Hmmm... pumpkin is what we give the kitties when they have um issues with the litterbox. Yep, moves things RIGHT along! ;-P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethOSP Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 REALLY? Pumpkin does all that?! Whew. Well, I guess that explains why I *loosened up* a bit recently when we had pumpkin pie around the house...! Hey katz, does pumpkin help move hairballs through kitties? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katz Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 ...I'm following yoooooo... It *could* help move things along if it's lower in the digestive tract. If it's hanging out in the tummy, it might head the other way, but just a taste of PLAIN NO SPICES pumpkin is fine for most cats...I give Graham some every so often as he sometimes has issues w/the box...and getting things done. TMI I KNOW NEW GUY but we regularly threadjack allllll over the place, sorry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethOSP Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Hey, threadjacking is half the fun of being here! as33156, I'm not putting pumpkin. And cider. In the same sentence, see? I'm being a good grrrlll. Heh. Although, the Sentence Fragment Police are now banging on my door. Wonder how they got up the mountain so quickly? And got past the bears and all? They must have secret tunnels. *shakes self* katz, I need to go back to the cat cam thread, don't I? Heeeee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raq On Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 ...I'm following yoooooo... It *could* help move things along if it's lower in the digestive tract. If it's hanging out in the tummy, it might head the other way, but just a taste of PLAIN NO SPICES pumpkin is fine for most cats...I give Graham some every so often as he sometimes has issues w/the box...and getting things done. TMI I KNOW NEW GUY but we regularly threadjack allllll over the place, sorry! How on earth would you get a cat to eat pumpkin??? Mine won't eat anything but dry food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katz Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Depends on the beastie, but my guys *love* it - it's not uncommon for them to enjoy it for some reason, strange huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halo0073 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Different cats will eat different suff. I had a cat once that lived for avacados and green peppers. He would also steal a T-bone off a grill or a chicken drumstick off a pregnant (8 months) ladies plate while using her belly to get up there. He was scrappy. But he loved the greens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
as33156 Posted November 4, 2011 Author Share Posted November 4, 2011 Now! Now! You ladies are far to gorgeous to being living with all those cats. My crackberry has been getting blown up non-stop by this thread. If only I was this popular in high-school. Halo is an angel and has offered to help me make a purchase. I couldn't last night because I had to play big boss and lay people off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halo0073 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Now! Now! You ladies are far to gorgeous to being living with all those cats. My crackberry has been getting blown up non-stop by this thread. If only I was this popular in high-school. Halo is an angel and has offered to help me make a purchase. I couldn't last night because I had to play big boss and lay people off. I am not an angel. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
as33156 Posted November 4, 2011 Author Share Posted November 4, 2011 I am not an angel. LOL I thought that would be a hard swallow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halo0073 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 I thought that would be a hard swallow. Ha! What do you know about hard swallows? You aren't a woman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katz Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Ha! What do you know about hard swallows? You aren't a woman Dude, I knew you would go there! You have just leveled out at "Shameless"... ...it's one of the reasons I like you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyVictoria Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 LMAOOOO OH Halo. I wish I could be like that dude from Sister WIves and have you ladies as my bitches. Halo you just moved up to SIster Wife #1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
as33156 Posted November 4, 2011 Author Share Posted November 4, 2011 Officially taking up smoking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halo0073 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Officially taking up smoking I'm going to let that one slide...just know that it's really really hard for me to do so. Yes, I know what I said is ripe with innuendo as well. As3 you should totally start a new thread.... this one has like the most replies ever for a welcome thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beccah Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Hmm, pump(k)in-cider, hard swallows, & sister wives. My inner 15 yr.old is going nuts right now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethOSP Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 (edited) Now, I have a truly filthy mind...but...what's a Sister Wife??? (I don't get off the mountain very much...) ARRRRRRR! We be takin' over this thread!!! Edited November 4, 2011 by ElizabethOSP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halo0073 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Now, I have a truly filthy mind...but...what's a Sister Wife??? (I don't get off the mountain very much...) ARRRRRRR! We be takin' over this thread!!! That's why we neeeed you on Facebook for our pirate group!!! It's all filthy, all the time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
as33156 Posted November 4, 2011 Author Share Posted November 4, 2011 OMG! I just called to confirm what I wanted to order and must have totally sounded like a drunk, gay, teenager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potion Master Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 NO you didn't! You sounded CUTE. Call back if you have any more questions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katz Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Heee! Mara has that effect on all of us, as3! It's the 'Mara-glow'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
as33156 Posted November 4, 2011 Author Share Posted November 4, 2011 NO you didn't! You sounded CUTE. Call back if you have any more questions! Your to kind Potion Master. I totally forgot what I wanted to say and went into my rambling when I heard that it was a woman's voice. I felt like I was asking a girl I liked to the prom for some reason. Thanks for being patient. Don't think I will be calling again though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halo0073 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 ha ha. i always feel like I'm drunk after i get off the phone with Mara. Like an energy buzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
as33156 Posted November 4, 2011 Author Share Posted November 4, 2011 It's going to take me so long to receive it as I'm on base and had to have it shipped to my mothers so she could ship it to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potion Master Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 It's going to take me so long to receive it as I'm on base and had to have it shipped to my mothers so she could ship it to me. Can't we ship it straight to you? We ship to those APO addresses all the time. If you have a direct address you want us to use, just email it over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
as33156 Posted November 4, 2011 Author Share Posted November 4, 2011 (edited) Can't we ship it straight to you? We ship to those APO addresses all the time. If you have a direct address you want us to use, just email it over. Not the base I'm working at they destroy all liquids coming via mail without fail unless sent by someone who has been approved. Once my mother receives the products she will repackage and send to me as she is approved. The base will receive it call me to pick it up and make me open up everything in front of them to see if I die. Then if I don't die they let me have them. Major hassle at this base. Edited November 4, 2011 by as33156 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potion Master Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 OMG! I shouldn't laugh, but that WAS funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyVictoria Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 I've talked to Mara a few times on the phone and every single time, I've felt like everything made sense in the world, showers of skittles pour over the phone lines and I buy a Lotto ticket. I also sound like a gay drunk teenager when I speak to her so no worries there. She is.. the Most Interesting Woman in the World.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethOSP Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 She is.. the Most Interesting Woman in the World.. She bowls overhand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethOSP Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 (edited) That's why we neeeed you on Facebook for our pirate group!!! It's all filthy, all the time! ...pirate group...? Aye, Matey!!! And how can I be findin' this thing? Edited November 4, 2011 by ElizabethOSP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethOSP Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Not the base I'm working at they destroy all liquids coming via mail without fail unless sent by someone who has been approved. Once my mother receives the products she will repackage and send to me as she is approved. The base will receive it call me to pick it up and make me open up everything in front of them to see if I die. Then if I don't die they let me have them. Major hassle at this base. You won't *die* but the MPs may want to boink you. Which could work out nicely... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
as33156 Posted November 4, 2011 Author Share Posted November 4, 2011 (edited) ...pirate group...? Aye, Matey!!! And how can I be findin' this thing? No one is commandeering my ship unless boarding with fresh mani's & pedi's. Then it maybe negotiable upon further inspection of the pedi's Edited November 4, 2011 by as33156 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyVictoria Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 what if they have beautiful pedis and manis but their toes have calluses and hammer time going on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
as33156 Posted November 4, 2011 Author Share Posted November 4, 2011 what if they have beautiful pedis and manis but their toes have calluses and hammer time going on? Then they will have to walk the plank. I run a tight ship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halo0073 Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 ...pirate group...? Aye, Matey!!! And how can I be findin' this thing? You have to be on facebook, my pet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyVictoria Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 I'm going to post pictures of my unkept armpits to gross you out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halo0073 Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 OMG do it. It's trial by fire time As3! I told you we are a lively bunch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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