LadyVictoria

I would just pretend I came up with laryngitis. My voice is raspy in the morning so I can get away with it. When I don't want to talk to people I am very short. Like.. Can you help me? Yes. I need X Y Z. It's online. I don't have a computer. GOODBYE. Oh okay. Goodbye. Or I found a very neat trick. I place my cell by my work phone and it screws up the line and becomes sooo filled with static it's impossible to help anyone. Just kidding Feds. I do not do that. Ever.

What about Creole Man?

Those aint her nails. She would be holding a tall lean boy with great hair in her hand not nail polish. LOL.

Omg this is an orgy with Blushing Ember's pretty baby and Sweet Pea Cupcake's muffin bottom! The dry down is becoming less intense but there is still a gathering of the two mentioned - kinda like they are doing the tango a bit. They keep dancing and more sharp twists- here comes a peek of Sweet Pea, then Blushing Ember's pretty baby slips the hip.. This is kinda slutty! LOVE IT.

Omg I love this! Wet it smells like espresso, on the dry it becomes chocolatey creamy with even a bit of vanilla- cherry. We shall see what it morphs into but for now I love!

Well since fallen pregnant as of late.. scratch the millions of pheros I wanted to buy that I was having fun with.. I am thinking of buying the foodie ones, maybe the luggage one, since I do like Sneaky Clean when showering is not an option. I also want the sugared smoke that tyvey always mentions and Egg 2014.

All the things I am buying are for me and I must have great taste because everything keep selling out! Don't people work instead of stalk my shopping cart??? This is why I stick to things that will be there for me forever. Cupcakes and LP.

Im having a meltdown too. Cyber Monday is way too much pressure. I can't deal with all these sales. THIS IS MADNESS GIVE ME TARTS AND LPS NOW

Yay I ordered some!!!!! THEY ARE GOING FAST Y'ALL!

Yup. I would love to fuck on this - maybe it would do that whole Sting sex thing he is always bragging about. I mean if this soothes and gets you all shiny happy people holding hands.. and the addition of cops.. omg would our vaginas explode since that is basically the mother brain?

I tried this one out for a spin today, and no thank you. What the hell happened??? It got all motor oil and PATCHWATCH2014. I had to wash it off it was so over the top not what it was last time. I think when I tried it perhaps it was suffering from travel shock? I will have to try again on Dec 20, which is when I smelled pink. Maybe that's when my hormones are turning everything into pink cupcakes.

I have a question about adding cops to this fragrance too. I don't want to ruin the scent, and I've had pretty good experiences from BB, I mean I haven't gone to jail - so yeah this has been a life saver for me. I want to remain calm and in control and not let my boys annoy the fuck out of me- which this can achieve, but I also want to have sex, while wearing this scent and being somewhat stoned. Does that make sense? I want to be a stoned skank. Stone Cold Skank. Calm Collected Coochie at the Ready.

lmaoo A Sleepy Skank? I really wish I had more experience with this phero. I think I have tried it a few times but not really noticed anything different. I would love to wear it before Predator Week ( menses ) because I usually erupt into a fit fuck you- and I still want to be desired by my mate and do all that bonding stuff, so he can recover when I bite his head off before, during, and after relations. Easy QG the other head - the one on the upper shoulders not the one on the lower shoulders.

I want to know the question to this as well - I have spendy fingers!!!

This is delicious sweet skin musk. I'm wondering if adding cops to this would be a bad idea? I don't have much experience with B2 would it make me a calm sleepy ho? A tranquil prostitute ? Anyone know?

ON STAND BY CANNOT WAIT

good tip! want to refresh my memory- we can still order a fb set from last month yes?

Getting my list ready!

HOLY SHITCOCK BALLS! I HAVEN'T EVEN GONE THROUGH LAST MONTH! Anytime I read Gloria I hear that song.. Gloria Gloria.. All the voices in your head..

Wow Tyvey - I was iffy about this one if I wanted FB or not because wet I got sour pickles. Your review however will make me smell something completely different now!

Oooh yes! Good idea Halo!

I tried a little tidbit of this the other day and it smelled very salty. Almost mothy salty. Very strange. I am going to retest. I love the way BB calms me so i really want to get this one. I think we can all agree I need BB in any form I can get LOL

Oh damn I got scared and was like whaaaaaatttttt Will we be seeing any sugared ginger snatch for Xmas NRs?

Okay so I think I love this. I know, I know.. patch. Patch = prickly snatch status on me. Like hippie prickly snatch status. Like sometimes it becomes a bit moth bally on me. This however, is very berry? It's almost like a berry pinkish sort of scent. I get all sweet and crazy bitch pink girl. Anyone else get that? I mean I thought- there must be some kind of mistake here. I am supposed to smell like Dolly. All resins, sex, and honey and DONT FUCK WITH ME - FUCK ME INSTEAD, but no I got Lady V. Pink. Bitchy, and Fuck you then fuck me. Anyone else?

Oh wow I love this! Finally a CB scent that I can wear! I did love Velvet Kisses, but after a while the chocolate turned sour on me. This reminds me of a LP OG and Tease combo. It's like LP OG fell into a pool of .. OMG I know what it is! Remember that awesome hairspray Salon Selectives???? The apple is the same as that! That was my favorite hairspray in the world! This is very creamy but at the same time it's cool. It reminds me of a creamier deeper brighter version of Tease. Def FB for me.