LadyVictoria

As we were leaving my Mama who is drama queen of the world decides to tell me in front of everyone that her vagina is falling out. She is bleeding like a teenage girl. My mom doesn't whisper. I am cutting cake to take with me and she is going on about her bleeding vag,

 

This sounds like the scene from Goodfellas-the hostess party scene where Karen is shocked by all the mobsters' wives going on and on about the family.... too funny!

OMG IT DOES! I love that scene. She was saying how awful these women were in their pantsuits and make-up and how bad their kids were... omg!

Okay so tested this out all weekend. Here's what I discovered. It really helps me tune in to people's feelings so I can deal with them in a positive manner.

I've also noticed that is brings issues to the surface as a way to purge and release. I spent all weekend crying, but I wasn't sad it was more like a release. I'm also pre menstrual so maybe that makes it more intense.

This made me giggly yesterday and it made my sister very giggly also. We usually spend Sundays together , shopping, movies, etc. It also made me act fast and not lollygag. It gave me energy to complete things, and to follow through. I love lounging about doing nothing on the weekends, but then the chores pile up. Not this Sunday. I was able to asses what needed to get done and what needed to wait. I knew what I needed to do that was essential to my mental well being and how being less selfish and giving of myself a little more is beneficial to everyone. I'm not a selfish person, I have just shut off the giving side of me, because I used to give and give and give and give.. finally I got tired of being taken advantage of and stopped. So everyone in my life loses now because of past experience. It's not right and I know this but I felt in order to protect myself I need to be more closed off and guarded.

My bf inivited me over last night and I was hesitant because Sunday nights I like to prepare everything for the week, but then I knew it was the right thing to do. I called him back and said baby and I were coming over for the night. He was really happy and when we got there, he had a bath drawn with candles and everything! He took care of the baby while I had some me time. When I came out of the bath and shower I let my hair loose and started brushing it. It's always been my fantasy to have some hunky well muscled man brush out my wet hair.. well I didn't even have to ask. He just took the brush and started brushing away..

Oh yeah and the sex on this stuff is AMAZING I feel like the connection is deep and spiritual as opposed to primal and bloodthirsty. There was no carnage.

I feel like we both knew what the other needed and were able to give that to each other.

This also helps me remember things quickly, I remembered that I left my phone on the bed and grabbed it before I got to work and realized I forgot my phone. I remembered where I put my pen before I went crazy emptying the contents of my purse. I remembered I left the baby's milk on the counter of my brother's kitchen when we were down the street instead of remembering when we were on the freeway.

Remember when you were young and you took your first puff of a joint or first drink at a party and you were sort of "high" before the effects even took place because it was so exciting and forbidden? That's the kind of rush I had. Only it was more subtle. Like I said I almost missed that first little jolt of the light change.

Yes! Although I didn't inhale : )

It was just like that except without the paranoia or munchies. Very sharp details and sounds. It's a very deep and spiritual superhero type of pheromone.

Tested this out to run errands with my sister. Sprayed once outside my clothes. Cramps went away again and I became more relaxed and focused. Again same feeling of having panoramic vision where I could see everything. At the bank I had a hot dog as they were doing a give away, lady was extra chatty. Drove around trying to catch the freeway my sister was driving and we were lost but she wasn't stressed about it. Got to the mall and got what we needed lady felt compelled o tell me what great items I had picked out, and again explanation as to why she felt they were great. I've noticed people wanting to tell me why they say certain things.

Came home exhausted and shaky, and felt weak, a common feeling for me when I am going to get my period. Decided to take a nap but meditate beforehand and fell asleep nicely. Woke up with mental alarm clock to get ready for the party. Sprayed on my body and hair. Was stressing out because of the time, trying to coordinate everything, was bitchy towards boyfriend, then stopped myself and asked him to discuss his feelings. I was able to understand that he needed this from me and his mood got better. Went to the party and had great conversation on the way up.

Got to the party and felt like I had eyes everywhere on my body, there was so much going on but I could understand and feel what was going on. I knew everything that I had to do, like I was 6 steps ahead of everything and I knew what everyone needed, did feel like everyone wanted to talk to me. I circulated and was able to almost like read thoughts or actions to interpret what people felt. For example, my dad wanted a sandwhich and asked me to please get him one, he didn't specify, but out of my peripheral vision I caught that he didn't want ham, I remembered he didn't like ham and preferred salami, as my father came to this country and was raised by Italians and any time there are italian cold cuts he is all over it, a thought that I remembered in 2 seconds.

I also spent time with my aunts who adore me because I am so charming, and I could feel their smiles. I mean I could feel how happy they were. I made them laugh hysterically with stories of Jude.

My sister in law's crazy ass step mom was there sporting her new tits and tattoo. We have had an exchange of words before but now it's all kosher, she went BEZERK. It was like she was doing laps in the living room and then in the kitchen and then on the roof.

I was polite and indulged her a few sentences and kept to myself. She was all over the place back and forth back and forth. Her mom is pushing 80 , god bless her. She is fantastic. She reminds me of an old rich cougar that has seen better days, and is now just enjoying giving her daughter money to buy new cosmetic surgeries.

She told me I was fabulous then sat down next to my bf and I on the couch. My bf said she looked familiar and asked her if they had met before. Cougs said in a fuckin AWESOME old lady cougar sex bomb voice " I'm sure we have " It almost turned me on.

Step mom's daughter whom I never met was there, and she was staring at me the whole time and smiled and said yes to everything I said.

I felt like Snow White where all the animals are there keeping me company just happy to be in my presence and wait patiently for instruction.

As we were leaving my Mama who is drama queen of the world decides to tell me in front of everyone that her vagina is falling out. She is bleeding like a teenage girl. My mom doesn't whisper. I am cutting cake to take with me and she is going on about her bleeding vag, I turn to look at my brother who I feel is about to ask me if I want pizza and ask him " is this tres leches ? "

My brother looked thankful that I had steered the kitchen chatter from the yell leader about lady parts falling out to the delicious birthday cake.

OH BOY I could honestly say that I can understand what every needs from me or wants from me or I feel needed on this. I helps me be less selfish and more aware of what is going on. I feel like it opens my heart chakra and my third eye. I don't feel sad or emotional. I feel calm and peaceful. Shiny. New again. It's like I can process everyone's thoughts and feelings in 2 seconds. I also feel strong on this. I used to be like this, the happy girl, full of laughter, shining bright, the life of the party, the one that brings everyone together, and spreads rainbows and shits skittles everywhere she goes. I got lazy and depressed for a while there and decided to go live in a cave and be selfish. I like making people happy and smile. I like talking to the elders and making their night bright with laughter. I love hearing cougars purr in the corner and hearing their stories of their youth. I even danced tonight. My brother noticed and that made him happy that his little crazy sister was back in the saddle again.

I'm debating if I should dab some on for running errands this am or wait until the party this afternoon. I'm going to the bank and then to buy a birthday gift for my nephew and I know the mall will annoy me. Maybe I should wait and be phero fresh to interact with people at the party. I've noticed this phero does make me more in tune with energies, I'm going to take my tarot cards today and see how it plays out.

The Vial arrived - and PM, just a note - it did sit in the heat a bit (quite warm to the touch when I picked it up at noon) I don't know if that has any affect on the whole matter. I tore it open and applied 2 sprays on my chest/front, one on the back of my neck. On my belly I'm wearing something Brown Sugar I think from Sephora. It's a fairly generic sweet/vanillic thing. (I'm going thru my stash of alcohol-based fumes to weed and rid myself of what I don't want)

 

Anyway - I've got a crushing headache and am headed out to the dreaded BIG BOX store for cheaper cat food...this must have some mood elevation because I do not hate everyone and everything there as much as I am wont to. In fact I don't even get frustrated when the leeetle cans keep falling out of the cart as *they* are wont to. Not too many people close to interact, just the normal zombie traffic. Like I said I have no love for the place...and I do notice I'm not as impatient.

Checkout gal ID's the college chickie in front of me for purchasing her wine coolers. Checkout gal ID's *me* for the bottle of wine, and takes an extra long time doing so. Mmmm, yes. Check my grays if you wish.

 

Considering the upsetting phone call I had from mom just before this, and a lot of other stuff weighing on my mind (cutbacks at work) I'm feeling pretty ok. The man is headed over tonight for movie/dinner and a snuggle so if there's more to report I shall.

Oh WOW! Yes! It's a type of mood equalizer for sure that's how I felt yesterday just calm and like nothing could bother me. Then it wore off at about 8pm I started to get cramps and got really sensitive and wanted to cry and refused to eat dinner because I felt the pre menstrual bloat, then I wanted to reach for more wonder phero but decided to go to sleep instead.

LMAOOOOO Love the Godfather! Okay you know I'm obsessed with Mob bio's and movies right?

Goodfeallas is my favorite!

My sis and I swear my father is Al Pacino's long lost twin. I'll have to post his picture so you can see what I'm talkin bout

Your self effects remind me of how I felt when i first started taking adderall LadyV

I feel like people don't want to upset me. I also feel like it's giving me this crazy insight into people's feelings. Like I know what they want from me. I sent my bf a text just a simple text and he said it was so nice it made him almost cry. It wasn't anyhting like let's have a million babies and I will make you pancakes everyday.. I told him it would be nice for us to do something as a family tonight, Me, him and the baby. He was so happy.

I wanted to test this further and so I told bosshole that he did a great job at the meeting. The queen lit up like a Xmas tree! He was so gleeful and excited that he did a great job because he was scared that his delivery was off.

I'm very curious to hear the other gals and what they experience.

Lady V, is it unscented?

I can smell a little something upon spritzing but I don't mind it, it's not bad. It goes away after it settles. It's a good smell like when I spray EST. I don't mind it.

My heart has been shattered, hold me.

This made me snort! LOL

Very interesting indeed!

 

Lady V, how did you apply Phero M(ystery)?

I applied on my body before I got dressed one spritz then on my clothes and then I had some on my fingers and dabbed that on my neck.

I also noticed that this is helping me remember information that makes me look super smart. There was that one acronym I recalled, and in a conversation with a gentlemen earlier , I remembered that name of a client's broker to whom I haven't spoken to in years. She does not have alot of clients with my company and is off the radar, so for me to recall her name is pretty impressive. The guy I was speaking with was impressed with my freak brain ; ()

John-John definitely has a talent for creating outdoor atmosphere scents; like everyone else I feel as if I am there, in a garden or the woods flourishing with new life upon a wet morning, the kind with fog still lingering close to the ground. What this reminds me of is Frog with added floral, yet it's not exactly that same evocation but still a sylvian moment in time.

Beautiful description Luna! I want to smell this again now!

Very interesting report! I want something that helps me notice details and curbs my appetite! Does it help with concentration and motivation too? Or does it cause you to be distracted by little details?

It helps with motivation, it helps me want to get to the bottom of things. Like I want to solve a puzzle. I feel like a double agent. Almost like a truth serum type of feel but not to where I am talking too much, where I can feel people's emotions or see what's in their head in order to understand something. I have also noticed a need for people to reassure me of what they are doing or why they came to a particular conclusion.

Like I've been so busy with people coming to my desk telling me why they did something a particular way. I feel like the Godfather.

Im speaking to Bosshole about the changes, he slipped and said there was something else that we were not told at the meeting about a change that is coming, one that was kinda cool and he wanted to tell me so bad, he then went to our VP to ask if this event had happened so he could spill the beans to me. I'm not a manager in my dept, and that info is sensitive.. top secret info.

In the past 25 minutes I've had conversations with 4 people and they all wanted to give me information on something or just chat with me. The bathroom cleaning lady wanted to give me the number to her healer, if I my back pain ever flared up again.

Still have not had official breakfast yet... I drank coffee. It's definetly curbing my appetite. Althogh it could be due to impending period, I get really hungry right before then everything grosses me out a day or two before the flood gates open.

I did pick at coffee crumb donut with brown sugar and decided it wasn't worth my time so I tossed the whole thing into the trash.

I do feel like I am 5 steps ahead of everyone. I walked with my assistant to get coffee, there is some restructuring going on, that will provide opportunities for people in my dept. I had a pep talk with him and outlined what he needed to do, and who he should talk to about new positions that are opening up. I told him.. " speak to Alyson then Ban"

When we got back to our desks there was an email from bosshole indicating any persons interested in new positions should " speak to Alyson then Ban"

First time it happened was in meeting when I felt what bosshole was trying to say but couldnt.

Again don't know if it had to do with phero or my ability to foretell future events of world domination.. MUAH AAHAHAHAHAHH

Interesting though.

I can't wait to see what the other gals feel and experience.

Very Matrixxy for me.

LadyV, sounds like we have a very similar taste in pheros! I'm all over lace, cougar and PP myself. I prefer LAM to woozy personally, seems to work better.

Have you tried Garland & Lace? The scent is to die for, if you like foody and sweet scents.

As for Cougar, I have it in phero add ins, mixed with LP Pink, LP original, it is divine, and NOCCO blue. Took me a while to get used to the blue scent but now I love it, and it lasts forever on me.

I have LACE in phero add ins with LP Pink, it is such a great combo. Super fun and girly!

Oh Wow sounds like we do have the same taste in pheros and scents! I have Garland and Lace and Love it! I also have thought about getting LP boosted with Cougar and with Lace! I just received my LAM sampler and LOVE the Pink and Orchid Rose scents.

I have yet to try the OCCO sampler. It's so much fun mxing the scents and pheros together

And to think my friends ask me, "How can you spend so much time on a forum about perfume? What's so entertaining about perfume?"

I love this place, it's like a planet where we are all superheros... and now I will segue into mystery phero.

For me , I feel very aware of things, more aware than usual. I can see everything!

I love it. For example I noticed small lettering on a woman's canvas tote in the elevator and when I was walking into work I noticed people walking across the parking lot.

I also noticed my pre menstrual cramps are not so severe and walking up the flight of stairs this am I did not get winded in my heels. I usually do as I carry a million things and I am always rushing. I feel strong and like I am a super human. I am also not too hungry.. love love love this feeling. I was hungry before I applied this morning but now. nothing. Interesting.

Just got out of a meeting with bosshole and 2 females. I noticed details about one of the girls I hadn't before. Her eyebrows were nice, I liked how the individual strands of hair went in one direction so smoothly. I also noticed that there were hair strands on the table, no one else noticed them but me. I was also able to help bosshole remember an acronym we just learned the day before. I came to the meeting late and walked in on our VP telling us what the acronym meant. I was really surprised I remembered it, it was like no problem retrieving it from my memory bank.

Bosshole was very truthful about how stupid he really is and said many times he didn't know the answers to our questions. So far I feel like a spy of some sort. I like ; ()

I'll report more as day goes on to see if I notice anything else.

OMG well *forget* about me quilting you a 'Miss Cali' sash missie...

Wow, your aim is that accurate? There's a bright future in porn for you!

It's kinda scattered, that's why I could cover everyone with one shot!

I really love the stuff! I had the best day yesterday it was a combo of the Cougar during the day and Castle Crumble at night!

So far the pheros that I love are , Lace, Cougar, OW. and POP. I have to try out SS4W H& S and TH a little more.. also thinking of getting Woozy Floozy sounds like that one might be fun.

It becomes addicting! I'm thinking of my next order right now. I'm deabating on finally purchasing some of last month's releases or this months.

...breakfast,lunch,dinner,and midnight snack

 

 

this is the first post I read today...youse guys are such crack-ups

It's Oleander!!! It's making me very creative today!

You know how weird this is - like 24 hours before LadyV said anything about the Miss USA pageant, I said to a friend that "Lady V could be Miss America".

Oh wow that is weird!

that's really nice you think I could be Miss America. It makes me laugh, I would never ever try out, I've seen too many episodes of Toddlers and Tiaras to know what really goes on behind the scenes. Besides, I would probably pee myself or trip, or insult the judges.

Or all three. " Golden Showers for everyone!! "

In my head it was like a washer on Spin Cycle and all these characters and scenes were screaming.. let me out ..

Carrie

Miss America

Penguin Man in Batman when he throws money at people

Drew Barrymore in Firestarter and Wonder Woman.

I also channeled a bit of Daryl Hannah in Attack of the 50 ft. Woman, but she didn't make the final cut.

Boost is a reference to a full strength pheromone add-in to your choice of perfume. A beta is a reference to pheromones and/or perfume in the 1 oz alcohol based sprays. The pheromone add-ins are the same strength as the unscented pheromones, the only difference being that the perfume is the carrier for the pheromone. The strength is the same either way, it's just a matter of preference. Also, if it's a scent and pheromone you frequently wear together anyway, then you get a $10 discount on the perfume if you combine them.

So many options. I want Cougar in everything. In my bathwater, in my diet coke, in my lotions, in my food.

Oh Gods, LadyVictoria! This popped into my mind, full-blown: You, standing on a stage in one of those beauty contest swimming suits and high heels (all white sequiny), with a California ribbon across your front. Oh and you're wearing a tiara and your hair is all poofed and wavy. You're in the spotlight, with camera flashes going off in the audience. You're saying, "Hi! My name is Lady V, and I love LPMP perfume and testing pheros and sex and..."

LOLZZZZZ

LOVE IT OH and then AD company throws pigs blood on me and my eyes get all red and fires break out everywhere! Then I take my lassso of truth squeeze them dry and then I disappear in my invisible jet and throw money from the sky with LPMP logo on it