Just Ducky

I'm still on the fence with this one. My skin usually doesn't like sandalwood but I had hoped this one would be different. (Same philosophy works for dating, right?!) It's a lovely scent and wonderfully crafted, but my chemistry doesn't care. I hate chemistry.

IRRELEVANT! I WANT IT! I WANT IT!! Dibs on two fbs of the apeshit stuff!!!! (now that's a phrase you don't see very often . . .)

Glitter Kissed. And probably most of the NRs.

HALO! There's never been a time when we HAVEN'T gone apeshit over the NRs!!! :chimp82:

This is quickly turning into my fave of the bunch. You're absolutely right, ssupytalp -- the cops drive an unmarked vehicle in this blend.

Hmmm . . .Silverback Gorilla Musk -- boosted with Dominance! (Well, you couldn't exactly boost it with Cuddle Bunny, for heaven's sake!)

I trust the "once" was because you never let him back in the house after that??

YES!!! Hmmm -- I'm sure hoping Halo's reference to going "apeshit" over the January NRs wasn't a hint!! Ewwwww! Unless, of course, it's some sort of old movies "damsels in distress" theme . . . King Kong for "apeshit." I DO love reading way too much into things . . .

My skin chemistry has betrayed me on this one -- it likes to translate "apple" as "celery," and it's playing that trick with this potion. It's my skin, not the oils, because it happens with apple scents from my bath and body product sellers, too. Celery as the main note does not a pretty perfume make. Damnation. I want SOMETHING I can wear with the shark phero!

God Speed! *whimpers in withdrawal pain*

Calii and AJA -- sex education on a stick. I'm officially jumping on the AJA bandwagon. It no longer goes skanky on me -- it's staying soft and pretty for . . . EVER. Showers, workouts, bouts of lust and drunkenness, bank robberies . . . this stuff just won't give up. And it seems to work, too, although I'm with Calii's comments above that the range of hits remains pretty wide. Check-out boys, guys in line behind me, the check-out girls -- it seems to garner everyone's attention, but more in a "Wow. I'm smiling at you and have no idea why" versus "Do me. Right here with the cabbage and broccoli." I like the attention, so me and AJA, we're inseparable.

Eggers -- I had a similar experience with X Appeal when I tried it the very first time. It actually made me sneeze and my nose itch, which is unusual for LPs and me. I chalked it up to seasonal stuff in the air, but even now my nose twitches whenever I try another swipe. Luckily I have four thousand other bottles of LPs to play with. . .

DD -- it's Mara's new lighter version of EoW. You don't have to do the Dry Down Dance for ten minutes before getting dressed. She has it listed under the phero trial bottles. I'm having fun layering it with a lot of fragrances that wouldn't otherwise work with industrial strength EoW. And I love the swipe 'n go convenience. The trial bottle's only $10, and it was definitely worth it!

Phooey. I really wanted to fall in love with this one as I went FB, but it's a bit too "bright" for my likes. It's Sneaky Clean Cuddle Bunny on Steroids when my skin is done with it even after an hour. Double phooey.

Because you're what newspapers refer to as "above the fold" material, girl!

Home Depot is the best under-appreciated place to road test LPMP pheros ever!!! Those poor guys stand there, tools in hand (ahem), completely DIHL. Love it!!

Is there a review thread for Sheer Essence? This stuff is GREAT! All the without the if ya get my drift. . .

I love this stuff! It does go a little skanky after a while, so it may not work well a capella. I'm trying it with different LP honey scents to see what works best -- Honey Ho, LP Original, Honey Lavender, etc. Meantime, I and Aja are doing a little science experiment on the back porch tomorrow. A few drops of Aja on a small ceramic dish, to be left on the patio table for a few hours. The hypothesis? Whether bees or other aspects of Ma Nature will be attracted to the animal copulins in vitro. I'm betting the poor little critters will be confused as heck by a come-hither smell without a come-hither bee. Thursday will be field testing when I wear Aja to the office and see whether she can make the boys buzz my way.

So right, SL! It's going to be an effort not to overuse this stuff; I do not want to build a tolerance to its wonderful effects. Must not overuse must not overuse. . . .

TJ sounds like an absolute jewel. It would be fantastic to have her join the forum. HINT HINT NUDGE NUDGE!! to the powers that be!

Are not those beaded organza bags the best ever??? My past two orders have been tucked inside them, and they add so much to the LPMP experience. Finally, a bag that does justice to the products inside!

My fb arrived this morning and I fear I've gone through a quarter of it already. Gads this stuff is fantastic!! The first sprays made me laugh aloud, even feel a bit woozy, then left me smelling great and with a big ol' smile plastered on my face. The scent is divine, the phero amazing. So I did what any other crazed phero lunatic would do -- blasted off an order for TWO more fb's. Dayum. I have met my match.

Yes, it's amazin' how, um, colorful my vocabulary has become since hanging around here.

Are we going to need a paternity test to find out who Tantalizing T.J. belongs to?? (or did I skip over a post or two?)

I knew you'd appreciate the humor, Tyvey! It was a good hunting week.