Just Ducky

As in Yes? The Fragile Album? I've Seen all Good People? Roundabout?!?! THAT Trevor Rabin? WHOOOO!!!!

The Confessional! How true!!!! Your order is delicious. The only "gluttony" is all the wonderful foodie scents! BodaciouS Musk looked way too good to ignore, HAD to make another order. Sorry, Mara -- I promise it's the last one for a whi . . . oh bloody hell. You haven't put the sale items up yet, have you. DOOMED

Torrid Sorcery fb, Mistress of Fate fb, samples of Unseelie and Celebutante. (and some samples of Sneaky Clean for emergency purposes only) Torrid Sorcey, Mistress of Fate, and Unseelie -- a perfect trifecta! I smell a serious hoardin' a comin' on.

When I first tried this, my nose wrinkled and the brain cells screamed, "Dove soap!" Not a problem -- Dove soap smells great! But within minutes, it blossomed into the most incredibly warm, soft, inviting and -- dare I say? -- elegantly divine scent I've ever experienced. If Dove soap is house white wine, THIS is Dom Perignon, Krug, and Cristal. You'd best take reservations for v2, Mara -- it'll be OOS minutes after being listed! (Assuming Eggers lets the rest of us anywhere near it . . . )

Apparently the fb Sneaky Clean isn't available, but there's still 7 sample vials up for grabs as of one minute ago.

Oops. Did I jump the gun? I just ordered fb Torrid Sorcery and Mistress of Fate -- they were calling to me! Sorry!!!

IT WORKED!!!! THEY ARE UP!!!!!! FRONT PAGE!!!! RUN, EVERYONE! RUN!!!

THEY ARE UP!!! ON THE FRONT PAGE!!!!

*looks without success for auto-refresh-every-five-seconds key on laptop, sobs quietly* *continues manual refreshes, ruins manicure waiting for NRs and sales to go up* *smiles, knows it will be soooooooo worth it*

Merienda Time -- Yeah, the things we have to do to get hints on the Stalk Talk thread. After Katz showed off her adorable "buns" yesterday, the gauntlets were thrown down, and out came the nether parts. Your avi, on the other hand -- so elegant and graceful!! Love it!

Pinksoda -- that delicious pink avi is gorgeous!! Makes me want to wear sugary pink fragrances and sip a watermelon cooler!

The rosehip and jasmine one that NJ hinted at on the stalk thread -- might that be Summer Belle? Mmmmmmmm!

Yesssss!!! Although I don't know whether I'll wear it or slather it on the BF -- it sounds utterly unisex!

Oh. . . oh my. Any alpha male wearing this would rock my boat, and most likely swamp it. *runs off to find floaties*

OMG Calii!!! You are BRILLIANT!!!!! "Smoked Ham" -- Decoded!

Not so fast, Sir Lances-a-lot! There were distinctly TWO vast rising mountains in cinnamonmel's eponymous pic. You owe her a second hint! You wouldn't want to leave a fair lady wanting, would you? It would tarnish your awesome reputation.

Heh. Low-hanging fruit always gets my attention.

. . . and a peek at what's UNDER the kilt. :snake1:

Huh. The Boy isn't responding. This bodes ill for the future of our species. And for guys, too.

If THAT doesn't merit some hints, there's no hope for MANkind.

The pirate doth protest too much, methinks?

Damn Straight. You are the center of our little cyber universe here, Mara. Take care of yourself first. You may have spoiled us all rotten, but we can darn well wait a bit longer for everything, because it's worth it. We want you safe and sound!

Hee! Mara wouldn't dare harm even one little hair on your well-coifed head. She knows the rest of us would storm the building with pitchforks and lighted torches! Hmmm. Pitchforks and lighted torches. Those NRs and sales better be listed when they were promised, or else! (No pressure, Mara! No pressure at all!) But do tell us what you hoarded ordered, LV!

My high-school teen-aged son was looking for a new "him" cologne for this upcoming school year. His mother being the fragrance snob she is, I ordered a sample of Voracious for him, removed the label with the scantily-clad twenty-something female on it (ahem!) and told him to give it a try. I intentionally withheld any information about pheros. He immediately huffed his arm after spritzing and said "Whoa! I like it!" and disappeared into his boy cave. Ten minutes later, he's giggling like a little girl and tells me the new stuff makes him feel good for some reason. I smiled, but said nothing. He had marching band practice that night, and re-dosed himself with the Voracious. When I picked him up after practice, he said he wants a GALLON of "that stuff" because all the girls were hugging on him during practice saying how good he smelled. He now calls it his "secret weapon." Guess I'll have to square things away with his parochial high school band teacher later.

He sounds more like a Master Baiter to me . . . all talk and no action. Arrrrrr!