LadyVictoria Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 LMAOOOO OH Halo. I wish I could be like that dude from Sister WIves and have you ladies as my bitches. Halo you just moved up to SIster Wife #1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
as33156 Posted November 4, 2011 Author Share Posted November 4, 2011 Officially taking up smoking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beccah Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Hmm, pump(k)in-cider, hard swallows, & sister wives. My inner 15 yr.old is going nuts right now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethOSP Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 (edited) Now, I have a truly filthy mind...but...what's a Sister Wife??? (I don't get off the mountain very much...) ARRRRRRR! We be takin' over this thread!!! Edited November 4, 2011 by ElizabethOSP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
as33156 Posted November 4, 2011 Author Share Posted November 4, 2011 OMG! I just called to confirm what I wanted to order and must have totally sounded like a drunk, gay, teenager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potion Master Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 NO you didn't! You sounded CUTE. Call back if you have any more questions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katz Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Heee! Mara has that effect on all of us, as3! It's the 'Mara-glow'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
as33156 Posted November 4, 2011 Author Share Posted November 4, 2011 NO you didn't! You sounded CUTE. Call back if you have any more questions! Your to kind Potion Master. I totally forgot what I wanted to say and went into my rambling when I heard that it was a woman's voice. I felt like I was asking a girl I liked to the prom for some reason. Thanks for being patient. Don't think I will be calling again though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
as33156 Posted November 4, 2011 Author Share Posted November 4, 2011 It's going to take me so long to receive it as I'm on base and had to have it shipped to my mothers so she could ship it to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potion Master Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 It's going to take me so long to receive it as I'm on base and had to have it shipped to my mothers so she could ship it to me. Can't we ship it straight to you? We ship to those APO addresses all the time. If you have a direct address you want us to use, just email it over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
as33156 Posted November 4, 2011 Author Share Posted November 4, 2011 (edited) Can't we ship it straight to you? We ship to those APO addresses all the time. If you have a direct address you want us to use, just email it over. Not the base I'm working at they destroy all liquids coming via mail without fail unless sent by someone who has been approved. Once my mother receives the products she will repackage and send to me as she is approved. The base will receive it call me to pick it up and make me open up everything in front of them to see if I die. Then if I don't die they let me have them. Major hassle at this base. Edited November 4, 2011 by as33156 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potion Master Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 OMG! I shouldn't laugh, but that WAS funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyVictoria Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 I've talked to Mara a few times on the phone and every single time, I've felt like everything made sense in the world, showers of skittles pour over the phone lines and I buy a Lotto ticket. I also sound like a gay drunk teenager when I speak to her so no worries there. She is.. the Most Interesting Woman in the World.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethOSP Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 She is.. the Most Interesting Woman in the World.. She bowls overhand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethOSP Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 (edited) That's why we neeeed you on Facebook for our pirate group!!! It's all filthy, all the time! ...pirate group...? Aye, Matey!!! And how can I be findin' this thing? Edited November 4, 2011 by ElizabethOSP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethOSP Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Not the base I'm working at they destroy all liquids coming via mail without fail unless sent by someone who has been approved. Once my mother receives the products she will repackage and send to me as she is approved. The base will receive it call me to pick it up and make me open up everything in front of them to see if I die. Then if I don't die they let me have them. Major hassle at this base. You won't *die* but the MPs may want to boink you. Which could work out nicely... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
as33156 Posted November 4, 2011 Author Share Posted November 4, 2011 (edited) ...pirate group...? Aye, Matey!!! And how can I be findin' this thing? No one is commandeering my ship unless boarding with fresh mani's & pedi's. Then it maybe negotiable upon further inspection of the pedi's Edited November 4, 2011 by as33156 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyVictoria Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 what if they have beautiful pedis and manis but their toes have calluses and hammer time going on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
as33156 Posted November 4, 2011 Author Share Posted November 4, 2011 what if they have beautiful pedis and manis but their toes have calluses and hammer time going on? Then they will have to walk the plank. I run a tight ship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyVictoria Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 I'm going to post pictures of my unkept armpits to gross you out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
as33156 Posted November 5, 2011 Author Share Posted November 5, 2011 You won't *die* but the MPs may want to boink you. Which could work out nicely... No MPs of yet but a young female officer attacked me a few times. I lived to tell the tail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
as33156 Posted November 5, 2011 Author Share Posted November 5, 2011 OMG do it. It's trial by fire time As3! I told you we are a lively bunch... I like it rough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
as33156 Posted November 5, 2011 Author Share Posted November 5, 2011 (edited) I'm going to post pictures of my unkept armpits to gross you out. I have dated a couple of French girls. Those don't scare me. Edited November 5, 2011 by as33156 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethOSP Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 (edited) You have to be on facebook, my pet Do you be speakin' of the Perfume Posse, or shall it be some other place? (hey, do we have any pirate smilies other than the flag...?) I may have to start reciting the Pirate Alphabet. Hey as33156 I got my first pedicure *ever* a couple days ago! My footies be beeeeooooteeeefullll. My hands are another matter, though. Always short nails 'cause of piano, guitar, painting,etc. Form follows function and all that. 'Zat mean I have to walk the plank? Wait! I can sing for me grog!!! Edited November 5, 2011 by ElizabethOSP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
as33156 Posted November 5, 2011 Author Share Posted November 5, 2011 (edited) She bowls overhand... When I first read your comment on my crackberry I saw: "She bends over" I'm glad I waited till I got back to my pc to respond. Edited November 5, 2011 by as33156 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethOSP Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 When I first read your comment on my crackberry I saw: "She bends over" I'm glad I waited till I got back to my pc to respond. OMG! Heeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
as33156 Posted November 5, 2011 Author Share Posted November 5, 2011 (edited) Do you be speakin' of the Perfume Posse, or shall it be some other place? (hey, do we have any pirate smilies other than the flag...?) I may have to start reciting the Pirate Alphabet. Hey as33156 I got my first pedicure *ever* a couple days ago! My footies be beeeeooooteeeefullll. My hands are another matter, though. Always short nails 'cause of piano, guitar, painting,etc. Form follows function and all that. 'Zat mean I have to walk the plank? Wait! I can sing for me grog!!! Sorry awaiting photos to inspect. Edited November 5, 2011 by as33156 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethOSP Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Sorry awaiting photos to inspect. Left hand, and right foot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luna65 Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 And see that pinky toe? That's the same pinky toe Elizabeth has more talent in than I (and most other people) have in their whole bodies! And now it's so purdy with the crackle polish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyVictoria Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Omg you have beauty -ful feet! My toes look like they have antlers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethOSP Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Awww...thanks, you two! I am now officially addicted to pedicures. My Mom treated me to that when we went to get her a manicure, and her lady was just super!!! Do you think my toes will save me from walkin' the plank??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
as33156 Posted November 5, 2011 Author Share Posted November 5, 2011 (edited) Left hand, and right foot. Awww...thanks, you two! I am now officially addicted to pedicures. My Mom treated me to that when we went to get her a manicure, and her lady was just super!!! Do you think my toes will save me from walkin' the plank??? You have been spared the plank. Your toes look pretty darn good for a woman who only had her first pedi a few weeks ago. I think you can fill the position on the boat as official musician & also back walker when the captain develops a kink. Your toes will only start to look even better with them getting routine pedis & soakings. The nail polish on the other hand is a nono. Red is a must! I'm still waiting for the rest of the crew to show me their credentials. Edited November 5, 2011 by as33156 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolly Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 I'm still waiting for the rest of the crew to show me their credentials. Honey, I am sorry, but I can't show my "credentials" on an internet message board.....and no, I am NOT talkin' about fingers and toes..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
as33156 Posted November 5, 2011 Author Share Posted November 5, 2011 Honey, I am sorry, but I can't show my "credentials" on an internet message board.....and no, I am NOT talkin' about fingers and toes..... Queen Of Tease! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolly Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Queen Of Tease! LOLOLOLOL.......I may be a tease on a message board, but not IRL......IRL, I accept challenges like that! No bluffing allowed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
as33156 Posted November 5, 2011 Author Share Posted November 5, 2011 LOLOLOLOL.......I may be a tease on a message board, but not IRL......IRL, I accept challenges like that! No bluffing allowed! I will have to make a mental reminder of "I accept challenges like that! No bluffing allowed!" LP has totally stole me away from my other forum I'm a regular on. Very addicting this place is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liz Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 (edited) hi as33156 !! d'oh...I give up ! hate the new set up Edited November 5, 2011 by liz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liz Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 late to da party... hi as33156 !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
as33156 Posted November 5, 2011 Author Share Posted November 5, 2011 (edited) hi as33156 !! d'oh...I give up ! hate the new set up late to da party... hi as33156 !! Thank you Liz, The party is just getting started. It's on a ship also. Need to see your credentials though. Edited November 5, 2011 by as33156 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liz Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 Thank you Liz, The party is just getting started. It's on a shit also. Need to see your credentials though. credentials ? no comprendo ? mmm...let's see yours ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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