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LMAOOO@ Rosebud!!! Omg!!!

 

Briliant!!!

 

Pearl Catcher with Creaming of You - a sex and sleep potion

I've been dying over Jizzard of Oz all weekend. I was cleaning and Jizzard of Oz popped into my head. Like.. what would the Jizz be doing right now? Polishing his pearly staff?

...and what are the Munch-kins eating behind that curtain, eh???

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...and what are the Munch-kins eating behind that curtain, eh???

I know !! each other

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Nothing so much fun as a munchkin orgy. I knew there was a reason the Emerald City towers were shaped like giant schmeckels...

Okay: That one made me shriek! Wait. Giant schmeckels *would* make me shriek...ummmmm... B)

 

 

Dr.Boner's Magic Sluts. Does getting inspired by soap mean you're a perv????

Beccah!!! You did the soap!!! YAAAY!!! Gah! I didn't mean it *quite* that way...I couldn't think how to say something about soap. :w00t:

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We need something Western. :banana028:Ride the Wild Salami! :banana028: Sweetgrass, bourbon, a touch of saddle leather, the faint lingering of a Fancy Lady's perfume, and just a pinch of barbeque.

 

On a different note (NOTE! I made a funny!), Tickle Me 'Til I Scream. Subtitled: Special Feather. Something light and etherial, with a touch of naughty honey.

 

I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus. ALL boysmell--woods, tobacco, tonka, frankincense... I would wear that a LOT! Oh but this is too Christmas for a Valentine's release.

 

You know, I LIKE St. Valentine, or at least the legendary and supposed Valentinus (one of the old Bishops or Popes *may* have made him up). But anyway, he married Roman legionnaires to their sweethearts when mean old Claudius II had said they couldn't marry anyone.

 

How about Valentinus: SLF. Black honey, black amber, and fresh cut red rose, with maybe with touch of frankincense. I'm a frankincense slut. And some oude? And some patch.

 

Or Valentinus: Love You to Love Me. Red rose, like a Mr. Lincoln, with some silk and linen for lingerie and bedsheets. And some-o-that wonderful LP Original or Red as a quiet yummy base.

:Emoticons0424:

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So what,a whole month of copulin boosted scents :666::lol:

 

While I am old school and not a big fan of explicit slang,I find no offense in it.Sorta like,I prefer the sensuousness of a thin veil of slinky silk to crotchless panties :D

I can think of names but not so good at ingredients.

 

Mastersated...have sex with someone you love :001_302: ...syrupy brown sugar,cinnamon,amber,touch of smoke

 

Paddle Potion...put the spunk in spankalicous...leather,musk,wood :lol: dedicated to Liz & Luna

 

Talk Me Down...then take me higher...seduce my mind,you can have my body ...caramel,rose,vanilla ?

 

Dew Drops ... scent of a woman who wants it... ?

 

Comequat...creamed vanilla orange :rofl222: :rofl222:

 

eh...ok,needs some more thought,just wanted to put something out there.

Ohhhh,EofSP,Mr Lincoln & Chrysler Imperial are 2 of my fav red roses :)

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So what,a whole month of copulin boosted scents :666::lol:

 

While I am old school and not a big fan of explicit slang,I find no offense in it.Sorta like,I prefer the sensuousness of a thin veil of slinky silk to crotchless panties :D

I can think of names but not so good at ingredients.

 

Mastersated...have sex with someone you love :001_302: ...syrupy brown sugar,cinnamon,amber,touch of smoke

 

Paddle Potion...put the spunk in spankalicous...leather,musk,wood :lol: dedicated to Liz & Luna

 

Talk Me Down...then take me higher...seduce my mind,you can have my body ...caramel,rose,vanilla ?

 

Dew Drops ... scent of a woman who wants it... ?

 

Comequat...creamed vanilla orange :rofl222: :rofl222:

 

eh...ok,needs some more thought,just wanted to put something out there.

Ohhhh,EofSP,Mr Lincoln & Chrysler Imperial are 2 of my fav red roses :)

Oh, DUDE!!! I'd forgotten about Chrysler Imperial! That was the *other* fabulous red rose my Dad grew!!! THANKYOU for reminding me! :wub:

 

...and I love your scents! Heeeee! :666:

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What about

Venus: A Penis story

Vagina the Valentine

My Darling Vagentine

Venus Envy

Mangina- ( isn't this beccas word for el hombre)

Lam Gina ( lam and dirty gina smell aka honey )

Cock me Ammedeus

Clitty Kitty

Pretty Kitty

Barbie and the Fockers - like Meet the Parents with NJ on the label doing a De Niro impersonation

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OMG!!! You WILL allow me front page friendly titles, won't you? LOL!

Yeah as raunchy as I can be I guess I'm kind of a wet blanket about *real* porn titles, lol.

(Yes, this from the woman who used the word "fucking" in a story title.)

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I would love to, but I fear what might be on the front page of the site for 3 entire months! Maybe we could put something innocent on the short descrip and "only click here if you're over 18" to get to the Perfumerie page. LOL!

 

WTH...we should do it for Valentine's Day = end of January releases.

 

Ok, girls....start your engines :666: ....I'll craft what you design and share some gifties with everyone who helps.

Is this still happening...? 'Cause I was just reading through the thread, and there's some damned funny stuff here! :rofl222:

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Hmmmmm,"not for February" means it still might happen...yeah and uh guys,as fun as this is, Mara does have a business beyond us dirty girls :lol:

 

Joy of Toys

Boy Toy Joy

Weiner Whistle

Up Up & Away

Score More

Higher & Harder

Rhythm Master

All Night,All Right

:666:

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Hmmmmm,"not for February" means it still might happen...yeah and uh guys,as fun as this is, Mara does have a business beyond us dirty girls :lol:

 

Joy of Toys

Boy Toy Joy

Weiner Whistle

Up Up & Away

Score More

Higher & Harder

Rhythm Master

All Night,All Right

:666:

I'll just say it wouldn't be in the way it was previously discussed, and leave it at that.

Well, LOLOLOL and Oooooh...hmmmmm! you two!!! Now my brain's really going bonkers. B)

 

ETA: Suddenly the smileys look different... ;):w00t::wub: ...yeah! they're all 3-D now.

 

P.S. Is it time to stalk yet...?

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