Shelly B

UMMMMM - if you don't mind my asking - how are you mixing androstenone with cops? EoW and Dominance? Or an Androtics blend? Wondering. I might have to run another test.

So - where to start when both Dolly, Ail and Pony have weighed in? Dolly is right - in that I've tested two more times - and the EoW is creating very, very, very (did I say very) interesting mental images. In my whole life - I've never been this delighted to commute. Just for that, I'd buy stinky cheese :-) I'm sharing Pony's aggressively sexual vibe - I actually asked my husband to look at my a** in the dress I had on tonight and demand that he tell me I was not smokin' hot. He was dumbfounded...why - because while I might think about doing that - I wouldn't actually do it - normally. So - that said - I read Ail's comments with interest. And no - I did not realize EoW lasted longer than Pheros - because on me - that doesn't *seem* to be true. Of course - I had to test that. The first half of a LONG, LONG, LONG commute home from work- without a Phero refresher. The last half - with a big swipe of EoW and a little swipe of Cougar. And I was having dirty girl ideas - within 10 minutes of my refresh. With that, I suspect I'm highly repsonsive, like Dolly. Beyond that - EoW - as stinky as it is - is like a dirty mind revival - at least for me. And yes - I'm dominant and hornery enough to wear to work - and kick it- because I can. <g> If you could see my hair, I'd rest my case on that. Trust me. :-)

<ROFLMAO> Hhmmmmm - SS4M - here's hoping there's some of that in the Feb. Men's Phero release. Hope my car smells better this morning than it did when I got home. It smelled like the kids left a cheeseburger under the seat for a week in the heat. Blech.

So.... Where to start? Ok - Every time I used the EoW oil - I was finding I was having very naughty day dreams - and if applied before bed - very naughty night dreams. I thought - is that the Cougar? BI? or whatever I had blended with? So - of course in everyone's best interest and further edification - I held a controlled test. <roflmao> Controlled Test consisted of unscented Cougar - light. I know what that does. I'd swim in it if I could. Massive amounts of EoW oil - did I say massive? The car still smells 8 hours later. But then it is EoW - so massive is really relative. And a cover of Musky Dusky Pure. (Which covers EVERYTHING.) I had teleconferences all morning today - so I'd be shut in my office. No danger of polluting others at work with any funky ideas. And the results? Dirty thoughts, very dirty thoughts. Slip off to just day dream for 40 - 60 seconds - and where the heck did that idea come from?! Egads - My mind was full of all kinds of ideas. So - for grins - as Pheros aren't supposed to last all day - I applied some EoW leaving the garage at the office - only to find 15 minutes later - DIRTY thoughts. Stuck in bad traffic with DIRTY thoughts. Actually - it was the best traffic back up ever. I can't ever remember being bummed traffic was flowing again before this. Not going for TMI - but I have not read this is a self effect of EoW? Anyone else experienced this? Checking to make sure I'm not totally insane. Oh - please tell me I'm not the only EoW user with a suddenly active imagination.

Don't look at me for self control. I have none. There are at least 3 - possibly 5 - full bottles in this list. Depending on descriptions. Which I'm waiting for like some crack addict. <sigh>

ROFL - Agreed - if it wasn't for my Kindle (and you can't tell how trashy the book I'm reading) I'd be embarrassed too...not enough to stop reading them though. Seriously - middle aged and married means the bulk of my thrills come from a Merry Gentry novel. Ok - back to stalking and waiting for the new releases. :-)

Seriously! AB book 17 seems a tad excessive. But on the other hand - she could write the Merry Gentry books forever IMHO. Smutty but good! It's like BI with an extra streak of EoW but in book form. <g>

checking... checking.... checking... No new release. Not yet. Better living through chemistry - are there FDA approved drugs for anxiety due to an LP release? Wondering... Bored... and wondering... Fooey. Patience must be a virtue in someone else's culture/universe/alternative time & space reality. Here in Shelly Land there is no reward for this kind of patience. Just the long, slow drain of life essence... (Was that poetic? I am filled with ennui - so I'm checking. <rofl> And I've read one to many Anita Blake Vampire Killer novels lately so using the phrase life force essence in any sentence seems to make sense - but I'm OT again.) WHERE or where did my little releases go? Oh where or where can they be?

I'm with SB on this - it sounds sweet. :-) I have a feeling that's why I ordered Dominance and not Treasured Hearts. Because I'm not sweet so it might not work. And now I'm limited on discretionary income - and I need to be really focused on hoarding Cougar like the Gollum. But I truly appreciate sweet because I'm not. <g - not sarcastic - just honest> So welcome to the party Nightlife. We are glad to have you here.

Too True Goddess Lynne! Glad you had a good time. :-) Thanks for sharing the update - I had wondered how you had done. <g>

Dolly is a genius. :-) Happy Water could make the grinch smile. I hope it doesn't show up on the 3G list soon. I could add it to the things I'd be upset I didn't get a full bottle for... worst case - I can always have them add A'Nol to a bottle of something else I suppose. But Essence with Treasured Hearts... it has possibilities actually. Get them to want you and NOT kill you at the same time. If I was as smart as Dolly - I'd have put that in my last order - on the hopes it saved me the invevitable fight over the CC bill and my LP addiction. But no, I bought Dominance. Which will be great at work but won't save my bacon at home. Shelly can be dumb. Dolly - we're not worthy - said bowing - and dating myself.

Have checked over and over today. Will check again again before bed... where are they? Waiting...waiting...tick tock... Patience is a virtue to some people. I'm not really one of them. Dying to know what the LP potion with Pheros will be...

<rofl> nearly spit the red wine. Warn someone first! :-)

I have worn BI out - but I don't ever to work. It's too effective for it's stated mission - and I don't want that as the perception at the office. I wear this to parties - where it's O.K. if the guys are checking me out. Although - it's more O.K. with me than it is with the DH. So - it has made for one tense evening where the hits were a bit direct - and in his presence. DH - not so amused. The cops in BI seem to be a higher percentage than in Cougar - the smell is more noticeable. If I want to get the DH's attention at home - I wear this one. I wear Cougar to work - but more because it makes me feel all happy and sparkly. I've got Dominance on order so no review yet. True Confessions is being traded out as soon as I get the email addy and can exchange shipping info. (Way, seriously too chatty with this. This is the kiss of career death for me. Much better in a college or even a hospital setting where you might want to put people at ease and share anything. In that case - True Confessions works. Sadly - it unstoppers my lips too effectively as well so Buh-BYE.) I've got EoW - which takes some getting used to. Anyone else get crazy dreams with the EoW? That's probably a TMI - but good grief - talk about sweet dreams. :-) The only thing besides Dominance I want to trial is Treasured Hearts. I could see that being helpful. But my budget only allows so many things sneaking in at once. Sadly - the box comes. Is opened and discarded in some dumpster. And the little smellies ride into the house in the pockets of my coat or in my brief case - so no one is the wiser until the bill comes. And then - let the fighting begin. I'm fully prepared to point out that I've nearly stopped buying all the makeup, shampoos, and shoes - in order to accomadate my new acquisitions. But I don't think that will help much this month. Oh please oh please oh please - let my bonus be a good one.

K - broke out the sampler last night and put some on. My daughter thought I smelled like play dough - which to her means wonderful. My DH and son thought I smelled nasty. Sadly - I agreed with them. This was all old cigarettes and cough medicine on me. I smelled like the bar that in college had 99 cent pitcher night on Mondays. Blech. I always had to shower twice to get the smell out of my hair - and always left my coat in the car - so that wouldn't reek forever as well. And wouldn't you know, this one has some throw. Because I woke up this morning smelling old bar on my wrists. So - much like the late lamented Sparty's - this smell stayed with me. Likes this one - not so much.

Would agree that BI is awesome. But as always - my fave is unscented Cougar. Which I'm currently popping in intensity with the tiny drops of EOW at major pulsepoints - and loving the results I'm getting. Was at a dinner part the other night - and I was little Miss Smoking Hot Popularity. All bright and sparkly but smokin' at the same time. It was the best. Had no shortage of people who were interested in talking to me that night. Once again - will cry a river of tears when unscented Cougar is gone. Am already trying to figure out if I can use Cuddle Bunny with the same effects since the base blend is similar- topped off with Est/Nols and some cops - but I'm guessing percentages are off - AND in the end - Cuddle Bunny is a Pharmacom as well. So the whole run out thing would continue to be an issue. Bwwwaaaaaahhhh. Someone (Mara/Dana/Ail/Dolly/Buehler/Buehler/Anyone???) tell me they are working on a Stone Labs replacement for Unscented Cougar? Pretty please? Pretty please with sugar on top? I nearly had a heart attack when I got an out of stock notice on the Unscented Cougar - but I still managed to place my order. So I'm hoping I got one of the last precious bottles. I guess if I really have to - I could order component parts from Androtics and blend something on my own that I could pray would be close. Fingers crossed there will be news on this soon. :-)

I'm pretty much finding that one or two drops added with application of another LP does sexy-up whatever it is. For instance - I'm finding sugared honeycomb layered with musky dusky roses is awesome. Actually - it also sets off Musky Dusky Pure very well. I haven't found a good combo with Musky Dusty Jasmine yet- so bummed - that just smells Old Lady on me. The vagaries of body chemistry. Fooey. I've gone through half a bottle of sugared honeycomb in the last month just swabbing it onto nearly everything so thought it would just be easier to have two custom sugareds with honey made. BTW - a big strip of Sugared Honeycomb on top of your knees - when wearing a short skirt - get's major reaction from the male gender. I've noticed that men want to sit next to me when I'm wearing my shorter dresses and a big strip of SH just above the knee caps. Which is FUN. It's like this little soft pop of girly warmth wafting up from underneath the table. It makes me feel wonderful. :-)

Dearest Dolly - You are so right. I had used a walloping amount the other night. Enough that my little one came in while still in dry down - and said "MAAAAAAmmmmmaaaa - what is that HORRIBLE smell?!" Must admit - that made me quite self conscious. Even Sugared Honeycomb in HUGE amounts - was not enough to cover that mess - and YET - my DH was all over me like white on rice before bed and again in the AM. On a work night/work morning. Which never ever ever happens. Ever. After some experimentation over the past week and a half - a teeny tiny schmear (a dab on both wrists), one dot at the back of my neck at the hair line, and two teeny tiny droplets at each pulsepoint on the neck - seems to be optimal. With the smallest amount - I am woman - hear me roar. And listen to the crowd following me. :-) When I use too much - I get dirty looks from other women. When I use tiny drops - I don't get the dirty looks AND I get a trailing audience of males. One of who now calls me Sweetie - which is too funny since the nicest thing he would have called me before is witch. Dolly - is as usual - correct. It's been all about finding the balance with my personal chemistry and going from there. Best, Shelly B

Sorry dear - got called out of town on business - and have been working like a slave - so I saw the note. I will ask for the exchange - do I just drop Mara a note? Little clueless with that. :-)

It's a full bottle - I'd trade for the classic seduction or scandalous intentions. :-) I was careful to read the thread about minimizing issues by appyling on the backs of my arms and back of my neck. But like Dolly - all the hand talking I do got enough in the air around me that I could NOT keep my big mouth shut. Like I said - I did get some really juicy secrets back - but egad - this one is a bad, bad idea for me. I could see this being great at a party or in a college setting. Someplace where you want to get to know people really well. IMHO - this with some alcohol at a party would be lethal with Truth or Dare.

True Confessions? Um - happy or NOT with how effective it is? <shrug> Well - it works. I got several really juicy secrets told to me the other day. On the other hand - I told some that I should NOT have told. YIKES! Did I really say that? Holy Sh*t. I can NOT wear True Confessions to work again. Little Miss Honesty can NOT shut up with this on. And bless me - but someone's going to need to keep the mobile away from me when I have it on because it does it with Texts as well. I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to put if up for trade. Because that little potion could be truly career limiting for me. Fooey.

Road tested twice now - same effects - DH is *after* me when I've got it on. Even the next morning - just crazy the effect of that evil smelling stuff. Men are weird. And with just the tiniest schmear of EoW before work - I've gotten a guy who normally can't decide if he loves me or what's to kill me - come more to the side of he loves me. I'm in a huggy work place - and I'm getting them all day long now. Cheese is crazy effective.

Yikes!!!!!!!!! OK - so you all warned me. When you open the package of EoW - PeeeeeUUUUUUUWWWWWW. So for what it's worth - major, major, MAJOR understatement ya'll. Sweet J*sus that is bad. Blah. Fooey. Whew. Egad. So much worse than cheese - where to even start? But - after stinking up my car like some horrific dairy accident - simply by rolling a teeny tiny stripe of EoW on the wrists as soon as I picked up my package at USPS - I topped the other side of my wrists/hands with a big stripe of True Confessions. A new bottle of Sugared Honeycomb for cover was on the seat - to apply after the dry down - before I got to work. 10 minutes later - after being certain for most of it that I should claim some horrible personal misfortune and should turn around, go home, shower and start over because of the evil cheese smell - for every last one of those 10 minutes - I applied the Sugared Honeycomb. As someone so recently said about a different LP product - Sex on a Stick. 15 minutes later - stuck in traffic - and my mind is going all sorts of creative extracurricular places. Which is problematic BEFORE work. :-) By the time the day was over - multiple complements on my dress - I think - no joke - almost 10; three on my lipstick color, and one on my scent (and I quote - your husband is going to smell that and haul you off to bed.- by a male friend who is married and not flirting with me) And since I've been home - the hubby has gone DIHL once, a different time - looked at me and lost his train of thought mid-sentence - and on a third interaction - told me I'm insanely hot. Bring on the CHEESSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Smelly smelly cheese is crazy effective. It should be hermetically sealed when not worn - but bring on the CHEESSEEEE. How's everyone else doing today?

Woo hoo - got the anticipated note that the package with EoW at the Post Office - picking up when they open tomorrow at 8 am. Dying to smell like sex on a stick - or maybe since it will be such a small schmear as I'm going to the office - not quite that smoking hot. Bring on the CHEESE. Going to be an unusually bad day at work - may as well enjoy the hits - even a small schmear that just whispers of naughtiness. :-) Sex on a stick. I'm with Dolly. I had eighty million visions of sex on a stick. <g> Best grin I had all day. :-)

Me too on the scented Cougar. So many compliments on that one... pretty please?