Shelly B

Ail - I'm so sorry. My best to you - and your family. May God bless and keep you. Shelly B

PIMPL. :-) Love to ya'll.

Seriously - your health is most important. Find a well designed iron supplement that is highly bioavailable and you can feel better. The difference in life between a 9 and an 11 is HUGE - and even if both are still low - an 11 is a world away from a 9. You might even find you don't feel like a walking corpse. From someone who has hunted all over the net to find better iron. Because she's sick of taking it and if she could only get to 15 she could stop. Just sayin'. (And the Hema-Plex blood builder (Vitaminshoppe -and various grocery stores) has had the most rapid success for me of the bazillion iron supplements I've had the misfortune of ingesting. Who designed liquid iron? Who is willing to lick a rusty bike tire? That person - with the several times $15 spent thinking perhaps it was the cover throwing me off - can go straight to hell - don't pass go.) Anyway - anemia sucks. And I'm sorry you have it too. Because a CC or a SB without any energy to lift their heads off the pillow is not really CC or really SB. So be good, take your iron. And if we can help - say so. Be good to yourself. We love you. Just never tell anyone I said that (SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH) it would ruin my perfectly ugly reputation I've worked hard to build. Promise? Edited to say Hema-Plex (from Nature's Plus) - which is a great OTC iron - my nutritionist said I had to take the iron with an Ester C - to increase the bioavailability and this is one of the very few OTC's that have both. Hope it helps-

Girlfriend - I know what my vote is. But - it doesn't count. Remember - despite my most desperate desire - NOT omnipotent. So - sigh - it's really up to Mara, Dana, and Ail - and one of them cracking. Didn't somebody have a hot, half naked Kiefer Sutherland pic last week? One from the time before Julia - the big fool - left him for Jason someone who escapes me but was hot at the time? Or the ray zapper from MiB. If it's successful and there is no loss of human life - in our attempt to wrangle an answer - really - I'm good. Ummmm- maybe that doesn't demonstrate patience? Back to the cave to work on the outside voice some more.

DANG. Are you going to take a crack at a description of an August scent? You should. That rocked.

I'm pretty certain I've been told I'm crazy - b4. I just chalk it up to my neurons being wired/fired differently - and find that less offensive - than crazy. A nice bio-medical cause sounds so MUCH better than mental illness IMHO. The real truth - is others have inside and outside voices - and care other people think about what their outside voices say. I mostly have an inside voice - it talks outside too - a LOT - and I generally don't give a flyin' fig what anyone thinks about it. That's sort of a black and white picture of my life - and really - there are about 15 shades of grey in there - but painting with a broad brush - I can live with it. :-) You might be shocked at how much of my inside voice I contain at work. As I said - this is nearly the only place (*nearly* being the operative word) where it get's to rule the roost. Sorry to the rest of you that the id supercedes the super ego here. :-)

If I remember correctly - Ail had something due to Mara/Dana today? Do you think it's too much to hope that crumbs of information come bubbling out from under the lab door over the next week? Sighs. Trying to desperately demonstrate patience. Failing. But still...trying.

Ok - you are right - I laughed. :-) Sadly - the DH doesn't like the honey ones and I am a honey ho. As I huff the HAM on the arm like a drug.

Noting here at the bottom two - since I was really crabby enough last night that I don't want anyone to miss an apology in an edit. EEEKKKKK - I read my post. Sorry ya'll. I'll admit I deleted the really cranky part. Seriously - several super long work days to catch up on what I missed with the older offspring being sick last week and now the little one is spewing biofluids like the flippin' exorcist- SB shakes fist at the universe that seems to think this is funny. Note to self - I have to stop posting when I've been up longer than 20 hours at a stretch. And apologize for being crabby last night. Sorry - crawls away to the cave.

CC - good wishes coming your way. Hugs - Shelly B

Good lord - ya'll are pigs. :-)

ROFL - finally saw the PIC this morning. Wasn't able to see it last night. Too funny. Thanks Ail. Will try to develop patience while we wait. Nah - that's a lie. But will try to *demonstrate* more patience. Best - Shelly B

So _ as always KJ is a source of support. Because she is a good person. So - I'm not the expert - there are others with YEARS more experience than me. And Ail - who is lkely to launch a whole phero blend @morrow that rends this post obsilete - With that said... This is a confused question. TH = love and devotion. BI = sex, laughter, and welcome SS =Aura of sexy w/o cops CB = Sexy and COPs EEEKKKKK - I read my post. Sorry ya'll. I'll admit I deleted the really cranky part. Seriously - several super long work days to catch up on what I missed with the older offspring being sick last week and now the little one is spewing biofluids like the flippin' exorcist- SB shakes fist at the universe that seems to think this is funny. Note to self - I have to stop posting when I've been up longer than 20 hours at a stretch. And apologize for being crabby last night. Sorry - crawls away to the cave.

Luna Darling - I'm not particular - as long as I get a sniffie at some point. Imagination is a beautiful thing. As is friendship. <g> Even if somehow my precious is now a syn. for a pig's arse. Which is RUDE. <rofl - PIMPL> See netlingo.com if you are stuck. And start introducing the terms that had me nearly wetting my pants laughing earlier tonight.

Fooey. No answers. No way to order. A burning credit card in my right hand. Is this crack? Is this the reality show Intervention? No. Oh - just Ail. Making us completely COOKOOO on the LP Boards. Not that I'm EXASPERATED. No. Far from it. I am a mature adult female and will act like one. Yeah You. P*ss off. Maturity is over-rated. And if u don't like it - have a hot flash on me. <raspberries> <PIMPL> x 2

Here's a promise - If you send me sniffies in advance - and I can let the random men in my office huff my arm (which the DH and God only knows HR are likely to object to) I'll work on some descriptions. Deal? :-)

In the interest of full disclosure - this is one of my PE's. With that said - I had Shelly B's HAM (Honey Amber and Musk - could we get a less gross acronmyn ladies - SERIOUSLY?) on one arm and Shelly B's White Orchid Amber and Musk on the other. If Honey Amber and Musk is the black sheep of the family - riding in on a Fat Boy and black leather pants - White Orchid Amber Musk is her publicly well behaved and privately naughty younger sister. Opening with a big burst of Orchids - which stay LONG, LARGE and sweet for at least two hours - but fading over time to a warm sweet skin smell. Not as my beloved Luna says of HAM (seriously - something a tad less porky? Have Ya'll looked at a HAM?! If so - I am mortally offended. My beloved Honey Amber Musk does NOT smell like a remote porcine orificace.) - a smell of f*ing... And in a different post someone alluded to the smell of the proverbial sausage. Really - I'm back to the pork thing. I'm not against pork as a religious violation - CATHOLIC and my oinky friends are a welcome food - and YET - I'm still offended. Anywhoo.... Once the big burst of Orchids mellows down - it's the swish of your hips - as you wear a trampy bustier - under your church dress. To everyone in the room - the angelic smile is about faith. To you - in your lace thong with a quick release and your smokin' bustier - all underneath your somber dress - you might be going to hell - but you'll do it with a smile. Even if it only looks angelic. That's White Orchid Amber Musk. No one else knows how naughty you are. Or about the tattoo on your shoulder. They don't have to. But in the end. It's sexy. Partially because only you know. And I've huffed the White Orchid Amber Musk arm all day. And if I could add - the lucky few I allowed to huff my WhOAM arm today - LOVED it. Which - is a testament to Mara and Dana.

This is the very first time I've ever called another woman a tease. Sheesh. Wants to buy Ail's new goodies. Wants to know what the goodies are. Wants my precious. I'm all dressed up and no where to go. Honestly - I'm starting to feel like a man. Well ok - only kid of sort of and only around this topic - but you get the point.

I'm sure Dolly or Ail will weigh in - but Shelly *thinks* Est - = mood elevator for men, encourages bonding Alpha Nol = in this application - not so much about smiley happy people but a "youthful" glow Not sure about the 'Rone and None at the end The T-Dhoc as the second to last - is the molecule Ail was saying resets the "cerebral goal posts" (LOVE that) and gives you a chance to have second first impressions Again - It's a Shelly thinks - not a Shelly knows. :-)

I second this request - I'm not as excited about the sprays - travel too much so the little roll-ons a better option for me. That being said - I am still excited about getting the A-Nol in the Pure Sugar base. Because a little giggle is better than none at all. <g>

I'm with the rest of you, wondering, waiting - wallet smoking in the handbag next to the desk because there is no way a newly designed Phero from Ail is not on a really rapid traverse to my house. Here's to some news soon. :-)

I have. I did the whole loaves and fishes thing to my sample vial- if I turn it upside down and pray - more will surely appear. Sooner or later I realized it wasn't happening on my command (Yes - I realize I'm only omnipotent in my dreams)- and I have a new full, whole bottle of Happy Water on it's way. Along with a bottle of Pure Sugar/bumped with an A-Nol load - so I can pop nearly anything with a burst of sweet laughter. Until Ail tells us what she's concocting with Mara/Dana. BBwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhaaaaahhhhh. That smell? Of heat? Your are right. My wallet is indeed on fire. EDIT: Forever After was Horrid on me. PeeeeeeUUUUUUUUUWWWWW. Wanted to like it - but Shelly + Forever After = Shelly STINKS. Bad naughty Shelly. Ick.

See - there is a market and I can only hope. :- I know they are moving - so maybe - as they start unpacking - Mara/Dana will get a giggle and decided to create/make something totally lovely and totally LP Yellow. :-)

But the question dear one is would you BUY it? <rofl>

Girlfriend - have a an SB moment. Rub a schmear of EoW under your nose. (Swiped the idea from Ail and the original research on Essence). Yes - the smell of cheese. Quit fussing and just take my word on it. Now - in half an hour - when your nose is fully dead - go to sleep. Sweet Dreams! :banana3: Wake up tomorrow - like our beloved Luna - you too could have some fairly creative writing ideas. Actually - to avoid the previously noted conversation with the offspring about cleaning the funky cheeseburger from under the seats - I tried the above mentioned schmear of Essence under the nose before hopping into the car for the morning commute. Works like a champ - car smells fine and my commute - it's EXCELLENT. Couldn't be happier to get stuck in traffic. Downright perky by the time I get to the office.