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Ok ya'll-

 

There is no good reason to be this chipper. I don't feel great, had a staff issue at the office, and it's a grey/windy day.

 

So - it's as good a reason as any to crack open the box of LP goodies in the Post Office parking lot - and slather on the Woozy Floozy. It's a nice controlled test. I feel cranky and there's no particular reason to be perking up. And there is not one teeny tiny drop of red wine or a silly girlfriend to influence my feelings.

 

But I am highly sensitive to self effects from Pheros - just another reason why True Confessions is a terrible phero for me.

 

Anywhoo- no joke - 5 minutes after slathering it on - I'm in a never ending line at the Starbucks waiting to order my caffeinated beverage of choice - when I realize I'm bopping in my seat, singing at the top of my lungs - a song - well - I don't even like that song. I find this funny. Rather than just a sardonic grin - I catch myself giggling. Out loud. To myself. ?WTF?

 

The air is on recirculation in the car - so I don't know if the phero cloud was just washing over me making me stupid - but it was the most fun run to Sbux I have ever had. The guy left his window open and just chatted my ear off smiling while he waited for someone to bring my drink - also not something he ever does - I know - I'm there all the stinkin' time. I titrate to a very highly caffeinated level. :-)

 

I'm trying to get a "squeeze in" appointment at the salon this afternoon - will have to reapply right before I go in - and see what it does. My colorist is funny and my designer is very serious - so will be interested in their reactions to the WF.

 

I guess the best way to describe the feeling is squirrelly. I don't know if this is an actual adjective used in all parts of the US - but in my family of origin - it's the term for what happens when both my mother and I - typically sleep deprived, crawl into a bed and get to laughing together until we are both crying. Sometime my mom even wets her pants. The brother/father/husband all run from this phenomena and hide in the basement television room - shaking their male heads - muttering imprecations about fleeing from squirrelly women. Woozy Floozy = Squirrelly.

 

If you are even a remotely positive person and you enjoy perking up those around you - I suspect WF should be a standing part of the arsenal.

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I titrate to a very highly caffeinated level. :-)

 

Chemistry humor...*gigglesnort*

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I need to put a bottle of this in my next order....I think it's the only one I didn't get in yesterday's pkg.....

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This sounds like fun. I was wondering if it would diffuse enough but it sounds like that's not a problem. What does it smell like, Shelly?

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Great report Shelly B. I'm glad my bottle is on the way. I may just have to order another one after this. There's so much in this world that is upsetting and to have a product that'll really take the edge off is awesome.

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This sounds like fun. I was wondering if it would diffuse enough but it sounds like that's not a problem. What does it smell like, Shelly?

 

Diffusing doesn't seem to be an issue. At first, I actually got light headed enough I wondered if driving was that good of an idea - but I think that was more because I had the air in the car on recirc and I was getting a whopping dose. Now that I'm home - it's way more manageable.

 

It's really mild - you could cover this with nearly anything - I've got Nymph over it right now - and it's just perfect with Nymph. Very congruent with that scent -happy/perky. I bet it would be good with softer stuff like Bubble. Something sugared and bright would go great with this.

 

This may be the perfect Phero ever for a Girls Night out - or a Bachelorette Party. Bowling? Absolutely. A sports game? SURE! Lingerie Party (I understand some people like those but HEY - my girlfriends - love them all - do NOT need to know what kind of panties I prefer but that's me) - I could see it.

 

Seduction? Oh HELL no. Not unless you are one of those miraculous people who are able to do it giggling. Which I can't. For me - those are disparate enough intents I can't manage both. But more power to those of you who can. :-) And if you are one of those ladies- it could be a good one for that.

 

This is fun - purely for the sake of fun.

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Hmmm...*thinks of all the times there's been hysterical laughter during sex*

*begins formulating a plan*

:)

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Hmmm...*thinks of all the times there's been hysterical laughter during sex*

*begins formulating a plan*

:msn_red_fox_smilies-09:

 

Who didn't suspect Luna could manage both intents at the same time?! <roflmao>

 

Me not so much - I point you once again to the Erotic Astrology Report: :)

 

Sun in Aries

Fiery, intense, aggressive in all aspects of sex. Makes first move naturally, or would like to. Can be too pushy, come on too strong; often needs to bank fires to sustain lovemaking. Finishes off too quickly. Partner is left exhausted, wanting more time, care in loving. Goes for the goal -- orgasm -- like a hound after a rabbit. May leave partner breathless, startled or taken aback. High on passion, sex drive; low on patience, details of technique. A slower, more deliberate pace can help.

 

That's me - hound after the rabbit. <g> And giggling get's my way of catching the dang rabbit - or the banana - as the case may be. You all are already aware that where it comes to patience - I have zilch, nada, bupkus.

:2143:

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Home this afternoon - bored. The salon can't work me in.

 

So - I applied a HONKIN' amount of Woozy Floozy and LAM. With all the honey in LAM - does that make me a "Happy HO?"

 

And IMHO - they smell fine together. The scent vehicle in LAM is working over the WF as well.

 

Dolly is totally right - LAM is AWESOME. Cops covered perfectly after drydown - which is really short - truly DJAC and Dolly right - it's only like 10 minutes. 10 minutes later - no phero smell even with the add of the WF. AWESOME!

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Ok ya'll-

 

There is no good reason to be this chipper. I don't feel great, had a staff issue at the office, and it's a grey/windy day.

 

So - it's as good a reason as any to crack open the box of LP goodies in the Post Office parking lot - and slather on the Woozy Floozy. It's a nice controlled test. I feel cranky and there's no particular reason to be perking up. And there is not one teeny tiny drop of red wine or a silly girlfriend to influence my feelings.

 

But I am highly sensitive to self effects from Pheros - just another reason why True Confessions is a terrible phero for me.

 

Anywhoo- no joke - 5 minutes after slathering it on - I'm in a never ending line at the Starbucks waiting to order my caffeinated beverage of choice - when I realize I'm bopping in my seat, singing at the top of my lungs - a song - well - I don't even like that song. I find this funny. Rather than just a sardonic grin - I catch myself giggling. Out loud. To myself. ?WTF?

 

The air is on recirculation in the car - so I don't know if the phero cloud was just washing over me making me stupid - but it was the most fun run to Sbux I have ever had. The guy left his window open and just chatted my ear off smiling while he waited for someone to bring my drink - also not something he ever does - I know - I'm there all the stinkin' time. I titrate to a very highly caffeinated level. :-)

 

I'm trying to get a "squeeze in" appointment at the salon this afternoon - will have to reapply right before I go in - and see what it does. My colorist is funny and my designer is very serious - so will be interested in their reactions to the WF.

 

I guess the best way to describe the feeling is squirrelly. I don't know if this is an actual adjective used in all parts of the US - but in my family of origin - it's the term for what happens when both my mother and I - typically sleep deprived, crawl into a bed and get to laughing together until we are both crying. Sometime my mom even wets her pants. The brother/father/husband all run from this phenomena and hide in the basement television room - shaking their male heads - muttering imprecations about fleeing from squirrelly women. Woozy Floozy = Squirrelly.

 

If you are even a remotely positive person and you enjoy perking up those around you - I suspect WF should be a standing part of the arsenal.

 

you sold me,shelly.

i just need a scent to stick it in,lol.

was thinking Turn On .....lol

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Diffusing doesn't seem to be an issue. At first, I actually got light headed enough I wondered if driving was that good of an idea -

 

:D

 

Great report as always, Shelly! And this part about driving gave me a good laugh so thanks!

 

I just got my orders today. And I can't wait to put on Woozy though I'm a little tired from a killer workout and early rise insomnia after getting to bed late. Not sure if sore and borderline exhaustion go well with woozy but I'm going to give it a shot since I'm home and the most I had planned was relaxing at the cafe.

 

I always love reading these reports. They make me want to swim in pheros and then go out in public and stand in a crowd just for kicks.

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Great! I bebop around all the time now...this Woozy Floozy will turn me into the Tazmanian Devil! :D

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After being bathed in the WF/LAM mix - oh WOW. That is seriously Happy Ho.

 

If the DH was home - I might not even care what the surgeon wanted regarding my incisions. And really - this week I've been so mad at the DH - that in itself is miraculous.

 

BTW - no WF and alcohol without a designated driver. I had one stinkin' glass of red - and WASTED. Seriously - ONE. Stay with me on this - ONE measly glass of red. No WF without a designated driver.

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After being bathed in the WF/LAM mix - oh WOW. That is seriously Happy Ho.

 

If the DH was home - I might not even care what the surgeon wanted regarding my incisions. And really - this week I've been so mad at the DH - that in itself is miraculous.

 

BTW - no WF and alcohol without a designated driver. I had one stinkin' glass of red - and WASTED. Seriously - ONE. Stay with me on this - ONE measly glass of red. No WF without a designated driver.

 

 

WTF, only a ONE glass of wine limit with WF/LAM...what did you do? I'm a very weak willed woman when it comes to red wine Everybody knows that...my friend actually has Red Red Wine as a ring tone when I call.

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After knowing what Spaceland does...I'd never wear a high dose of a-nol out of the house myself, but Shelly, seriously, you don't have to be the crash test dummy all the time. :D

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After knowing what Spaceland does...I'd never wear a high dose of a-nol out of the house myself, but Shelly, seriously, you don't have to be the crash test dummy all the time. :D

 

Girlfriend - I am just hanging out, listening to the I-Pod, chillin' and reading smutty novels on the Kindle with the kitten on my lap. I am not roaming the streets. (gigglesnort) and 1 glass of vino should NOT have this impact.

 

It must be the WF in tandem with the vino.

 

D*mn good thing it's poker night or I might chase Mr. Shelly despite doctor's orders. (g)

 

Hey - look at that. I am a unicorn jockey. With the WF - that's HILARIOUS.

 

She sighs. Not entirely certain that WF/LAM phero bomb was a good idea.

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Yeah a-nol is the real deal when it comes to phero intoxication, no lie. So anything else which you might indulge in while under the influence is going to be that much more...loopy, I guess.

 

Ah, memories. :D

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Loopy for real. I've got a case of the giggles. This is good stuff.

 

Well thank goodness I am not the only giggly woozy floozy this afternoon. :-)

 

For heaven's sake - I have 2 children. My smutty novel should not make me flush this bad and fan myself.

 

This is some potent stuff. :-)

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I'm wondering if it should be legal because now I'm getting the munchies and feel absurdly relaxed.

 

My love for all things LP just increased ten fold.

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Dude, that's why you can't tell anybody!

*looks around*

Soooo killer, eh?

*waits for you to ask why I'm whispering*

:)

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Dude, that's why you can't tell anybody!

*looks around*

Soooo killer, eh?

*waits for you to ask why I'm whispering*

:)

 

Woozy really does fit this gem. Dude, I ain't tellin' a soul.

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Woozy really does fit this gem. Dude, I ain't tellin' a soul.

 

Sssshhhhhhh. Dude - ain't tellin' a soul. But I am done driving - and the DH is at poker night - so I am reapplying the LAM/WF and going back to my smutty book. :-)

 

Who knew that would be the makings of an awesome Friday night?!

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Shelly B,

 

I'm going against everthing you said we shouldn't do. *surprise!*

 

I'm drinking red wine AND wearing LAM with Woozy Floozy!! :lol:

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Shelly B,

 

I'm going against everthing you said we shouldn't do. *surprise!*

 

I'm drinking red wine AND wearing LAM with Woozy Floozy!! :lol:

 

 

Oddly enough - so am I!!!! And I just reapplied. So I smell like sweet cheese - and I'm crazy euphoric and horny. I'd tell you it's a tragedy that the DH is not home due to poker night - but sadly - that would not be true.

 

So much for my own rules - but hey Luna - I ain't drivin'. :-) And that smutty novel - EXCELLENT.

 

I'm pretty sure I'm going to hell for this. Oh well. I like a little heat. Why else would I live in the deep south?!

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Thanks for reviewing this one ladies...now I gotta get me some of this one as well!

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Last night I went to a friend's house for drinks and such and decided to try out my Woozy Floozy. Aside from the fact that it smells like old urine, I have nothing but good things to say about this stuff.

I was almost instantly in a great mood when I put this on, and it had a great affect on the people around me as well.

Usually the negative, bitching, complaining and arguing types, they were all smiles and jokes and spent the night laughing and telling funny stories instead. Quite a nice change of pace from how my nights with these folks usually go!

I tried to cover up the old pee smell with an LP scent, but to me, I could still smell the pee and was paranoid about it for quite a while. Surprisingly, two of the men asked me what perfume I was wearing and said it smelled great. *note to self...men like the smell of stagnant urine* The men in the group also got quite a bit on the frisky side and there was A LOT of sex talk, sex jokes, flirting, sexual innuendo, and even the suggestion of ordering a pay per view porno for us all to watch. Ummm...no thanks!

I'm certain it was the Woozy Floozy because while there was some drinking going on, it wasn't much. I had two drinks throughout the night and no one else had more than three. Two of the guys don't even drink at all. And I'm frequently around these people when they drink and this isn't how they act.

So....yeah, I'd say this stuff totally works.

And I woke up early this morning (thanks to my cats wanting food and not understanding the concept of weekends) and can still smell it very strongly.

What shall I try next...LAM or Stone Cougar? I want to order other pheros, too...it sucks being an addict when the school year is 17 days away from being over I won't be teaching this summer!!

 

ETA - even after showering the next day, I am still catching whiffs of this in my hair when I move around. wow.

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Last night I went to a friend's house for drinks and such and decided to try out my Woozy Floozy. Aside from the fact that it smells like old urine, I have nothing but good things to say about this stuff.

I was almost instantly in a great mood when I put this on, and it had a great affect on the people around me as well.

Usually the negative, bitching, complaining and arguing types, they were all smiles and jokes and spent the night laughing and telling funny stories instead. Quite a nice change of pace from how my nights with these folks usually go!

I tried to cover up the old pee smell with an LP scent, but to me, I could still smell the pee and was paranoid about it for quite a while. Surprisingly, two of the men asked me what perfume I was wearing and said it smelled great. *note to self...men like the smell of stagnant urine* The men in the group also got quite a bit on the frisky side and there was A LOT of sex talk, sex jokes, flirting, sexual innuendo, and even the suggestion of ordering a pay per view porno for us all to watch. Ummm...no thanks!

I'm certain it was the Woozy Floozy because while there was some drinking going on, it wasn't much. I had two drinks throughout the night and no one else had more than three. Two of the guys don't even drink at all. And I'm frequently around these people when they drink and this isn't how they act.

So....yeah, I'd say this stuff totally works.

And I woke up early this morning (thanks to my cats wanting food and not understanding the concept of weekends) and can still smell it very strongly.

What shall I try next...LAM or Stone Cougar? I want to order other pheros, too...it sucks being an addict when the school year is 17 days away from being over I won't be teaching this summer!!

 

Great Post...yeah sounds like a great phero...just not my phero

I am putting up 1/2 bottle on my trade...will trade for the right thing

 

djac

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It was a good thing my man-toy was not with me last night........I, inadvertently, ended up wearing Woozy Floozy and LAM ánd had a couple glasses of wine........I would've driven him crazy! He would've gotten a good lay as well, but........yeah crazy......hell I drove mysélf crazy!

I got the giggles and was feeling frisky and was just in my 'happy place'........good stuffs! :smilies-23596:

 

(oh and offcourse I *will* wear the WF/LAM combo with the man-toy at some point in time, I'll just the leave wine out of the equasion)

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It was a good thing my man-toy was not with me last night........I, inadvertently, ended up wearing Woozy Floozy and LAM ánd had a couple glasses of wine........I would've driven him crazy! He would've gotten a good lay as well, but........yeah crazy......hell I drove mysélf crazy!

I got the giggles and was feeling frisky and was just in my 'happy place'........good stuffs! :)

 

(oh and offcourse I *will* wear the WF/LAM combo with the man-toy at some point in time, I'll just the leave wine out of the equasion)

 

 

So agree- woozy plus LAM= one giggly horny riot of silliness. Just a really happy place. It reminded me a lot of how I felt (at it's best) with my boyfriend in college.

 

Ok Luna - laughter did used to be part of the equation. And that was a fun little trip down memory lane.

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Great Post...yeah sounds like a great phero...just not my phero

I am putting up 1/2 bottle on my trade...will trade for the right thing

 

djac

 

 

Djac....we need to talk....I want this one! Sending you an email....

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Ok Luna - laughter did used to be part of the equation. And that was a fun little trip down memory lane.

 

Isn't it fun? I'll admit that sometimes I love to laugh in bed more than I love to OMG YES YES YES! :)

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Isn't it fun? I'll admit that sometimes I love to laugh in bed more than I love to OMG YES YES YES! :)

 

I'm guessing that's awful dependent on WHO your in bed with. If your laughing when you aren't in bed - your likely much more able to laugh in bed. The college BF and I spent most of our time doubled over cracking each other up. :-)

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Oh absolutely...because of course you want to have that whole distinction between laughing at and laughing with. :) But most of my relationships which ended badly all had the distinction of having no humor in them.

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Oh absolutely...because of course you want to have that whole distinction between laughing at and laughing with. :) But most of my relationships which ended badly all had the distinction of having no humor in them.

 

 

My sweetie and I have so much fun laughing with each other.....no matter what we are doing.....

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I love this stuff. I went to the movies with the hubby, son and step-son and was downright giddy like a school girl. At one point I started tickling my hubby who in turn starts tickling me. Mind you the movie had already started and we were laughing like a bunch of kids. Awesome. The son and I were throwing popcorn at each other and just being out and out goofy. I just knew it would have this effect on me. At another time during the movie I thought of something right out of the blue and just started chuckling to mysefl. I could hardly contain myself. Woozy Floozy is an all around feel good mix. I'm going to be laughing all the way to the store to buy more.

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i've tested mine cleanly twice now...not too much gone, it's still full.

but i'm thinking of getting rid of it 'cause i get headaches when using it, and as a migraine sufferer, i really don't need to encourage headaches.

anyone else get headaches from this?

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Ok ya'll-

 

There is no good reason to be this chipper. I don't feel great, had a staff issue at the office, and it's a grey/windy day.

 

So - it's as good a reason as any to crack open the box of LP goodies in the Post Office parking lot - and slather on the Woozy Floozy. It's a nice controlled test. I feel cranky and there's no particular reason to be perking up. And there is not one teeny tiny drop of red wine or a silly girlfriend to influence my feelings.

 

But I am highly sensitive to self effects from Pheros - just another reason why True Confessions is a terrible phero for me.

 

Anywhoo- no joke - 5 minutes after slathering it on - I'm in a never ending line at the Starbucks waiting to order my caffeinated beverage of choice - when I realize I'm bopping in my seat, singing at the top of my lungs - a song - well - I don't even like that song. I find this funny. Rather than just a sardonic grin - I catch myself giggling. Out loud. To myself. ?WTF?

 

The air is on recirculation in the car - so I don't know if the phero cloud was just washing over me making me stupid - but it was the most fun run to Sbux I have ever had. The guy left his window open and just chatted my ear off smiling while he waited for someone to bring my drink - also not something he ever does - I know - I'm there all the stinkin' time. I titrate to a very highly caffeinated level. :-)

 

I'm trying to get a "squeeze in" appointment at the salon this afternoon - will have to reapply right before I go in - and see what it does. My colorist is funny and my designer is very serious - so will be interested in their reactions to the WF.

 

I guess the best way to describe the feeling is squirrelly. I don't know if this is an actual adjective used in all parts of the US - but in my family of origin - it's the term for what happens when both my mother and I - typically sleep deprived, crawl into a bed and get to laughing together until we are both crying. Sometime my mom even wets her pants. The brother/father/husband all run from this phenomena and hide in the basement television room - shaking their male heads - muttering imprecations about fleeing from squirrelly women. Woozy Floozy = Squirrelly.

 

If you are even a remotely positive person and you enjoy perking up those around you - I suspect WF should be a standing part of the arsenal.

I have to get so WF I need a big laugh seriously.You got me sold,

thanks,

Tee

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i've tested mine cleanly twice now...not too much gone, it's still full.

but i'm thinking of getting rid of it 'cause i get headaches when using it, and as a migraine sufferer, i really don't need to encourage headaches.

anyone else get headaches from this?

 

Haven't gotten any headaches from it at all. Might just be you're sensitive to something in it.

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