Welcome! We are sooo excited to have you join us... Just a helpful hint as you assimilate into our wonderfully welcoming group... Any helpful tips you are willing to provide will be rewarded with the appropriate level of worship. We are, after all, addicts that are always scheming how to score our next LP fix. The more appealing you can make that fix sound, the more godlike you will become...
*psst Liz, this is the infamous John that has joined the ladies to help pack and ship (oh, and get SG coffee)... he also has access to TOP SECRET information*