Shelly B

Well Lindsey - that's a start. :-) And some cop bleed through is required to get the man's attention. But don't tell him about the cops until you get an honest reaction out of him. Or do what I did - and wait three months when you got busted right after I applied. And I had to explain why I smelled like cheese. Or have him haul me off to the ER because my guts had rotted out. :-)

oooohhhh Countess - you will love the Beta of Heart and Soul. It drops the intimidation factor and let's people want to be kind and friendly with you. I adore this one for work.

Honestly - BI is not my favorite phero here. (Don't smack me Dolly...) I don't get self effects and I find that it really amps the men up - to my way of thinking - too far for a social setting like a party. I wear BI when I want to get tossed onto the nearest bed and get ravished. (So right now - next to never...) For a party - I'd wear Cougar or Dom plus OCCO - but I'm older than you. I expect to get Lace in the next day or so - and I think the A-Nol/EST combo would be ideal for a Party. I can see Leather too since you are apparently "intimidating" with a smidge of EST to take the Edge off. I'm intimidating as well - was in my 20's - still am in my 40's. And Dom (which is also the base in Leather) makes me feel HOT/demanding/all sexy siren. Really - it's like I'm channeling "If you think you can hit it- bring it. I'll be the judge of the effort big boy. But don't think you are getting anywhere unless I say you are." I think you have a couple of great options - soften the intimidating vibe (Lace) - or maximize it. (Leather.) IMO - I'd save the BI for when you know he wants the cookie and you have plans to hit a bedroom and make him work for it up close and personal.

Agree with both Dolly and Luna on this one. Perimen has made "lift off" significantly easier - and it was almost guaranteed before. Getting one I want to reach for the cookie? Harder. I'm beating men (I don't want) off the cookie tray with a stick. Constantly. Me? Perverse. Always want the one who didn't ask for a snack. Or who want the snack but have already signed onto life with someone else's cookies. Iz an idjut

See ya'll - I told you it was practically the law. My Great Grandpa played Euchre every single day for an hour on his lunch break for literally - 40 years. Every dorm at school had their Euchre tourney - and then you moved to your quad tourney and onto the U tourney. Since at the time - we had 17,000 students in the dorms - that's a whole butt load of Euchre players. Euchre night was a major deal on any floor. I've only played Canasta once but thought it was great fun. Sighs - wants the NEW releases already. Sighs again.

Not that complicated!!! Seriously - it's all we played in the mitten....Cheesie - darlin' - where are you?! Explain that I am not high please? This is sort of how you know you are ok or not as a couple - my ex would call loner hands - and while I might want to kill him - the Alpha that he was - he was right. He almost always won his loner hands. And he'd be endlessly proud when I'd call a loner and kick tail. Mr. Shelly - yeah - fundamentally doesn't get the concept of Euchre. Which is sort of a metaphor for life. It really doesn't matter how much I think he has finally learned the rules of the game - he really hasn't. He'll call a loner on an Ace, King Queen and and off suite Ace. Pretty much every time that happens - I pray that I can reach across the table and knock the sh*t out of him.... And then he looks at me when he doesn't carry the loaner hand and gives up 2 points - and shrugs. You can NOT call a loner and give up 2 points. It's like cosmic stupidity. Or more accurately - the worst sort of publically saying that you are an idiot and don't understand even a minimal level of strategy. And sorry - you can't do that an shrug. Because then I have to spend the next 5 minutes in my head devising horrible ways for Mr. Shelly to suffer - like wishing him a boil on a private part, or a flat tire, or wishing I could knock him upside the head with a meat tenderizer - a really heavy one...none of which is really healthy for a relationship. After multiple times of that happening - I finally gave up and refuse to play Euchre with him anymore. Who knew - but our inability to play Euchre is sort of a metaphor for everything bad in our marriage. Back to my Merry Gentry book. What fun to get to read and veg in my own house. I LOVED this weekend.

See - J. Darlin' - I can't count cards in most games. Does he play Euchre though? I rock at Euchre. It's a mitten game. Trust me on this one. I'm feeling adventurous - so I might well kick his tail in Euchre. :-) Just sayin' (Cheesie - explain the importance of Euchre as a socializing tool in the upper MidWest already.)

Hey - what a great idea... Mara and Dana - Can you develop a MILF Potion? I'd buy that by the bucket - half for the amusement factor of the label...although I don't doubt it would smell FAB. I have like 5 - 10 girlfriends (in person not virtual) I'd have to buy that for....

MILF equals Beccah, Shelly, Dolly, Luna, SWBookworm or any number of LMPM Moms. Naughty Moms you wish you knew in a biblical sense. And Liz - I've done a great job staying out of the sun - but still - GILFs? I think of mi madre - who does NOT look her age - and I run SCREAMING. Just sayin.... Maybe if I were a 60 year old dude I wouldn't. But right now - I really, really want brain bleach. And a Will Smith/Tommy Lee Jones Memory Wipe. Egad that was a bad mental picture. Shudders - AGAIN.

Now come on - someone tell me you followed the Eddie Murphey link and giggled? Seriously? Pretty please with sugar on top?

We will see if it ends up what it was going to but - as of my last call with Mara - it was Shelly B's Sweet Bottom. So if nothing else - Luna can stick my a** in the cart. ROFLMAO. Luna - you know that was funny. Sassy the Demon Cat is loving on the monitor - which again - no one but Luna will appreciate I will note Sassy the Demon Cat did kill my iPhone. By washing her paw in my glass of ice water - and knocking it onto my phone. So much for my iPhone.

I am seriously pondering a 2X Leather plus 2X cops. Sort of mega-sexy Angelina Jolie... I am trying to hold off til the new releases come out and the new PE arrives in the mail - as I might decide I want to load the 2X Leather plus 2X cops in the new PE. (Sandlewood, Dark Amber, Dark Musk - in a gooey base of honey/brown sugar- wanted dark and sweet and undeniably SEXY) Thinking the Leather would be totally congruent with a dark, sweet, DIRTY scent. But I want to wear it first - before I invest in a mega loaded Beta Spray.

Holy Smokes Batman - I wouldn't want that job! I hadn't thought about it either about the easy to please sexually. That is also true. :-)

Sung in Eddie's Ice Cream voice.....see minute 1:46 of this clip....and do not cut-out until 3:06 - so totally hilarious and RUDE. Full of F-Bombs - keep that in mind... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JfMCBh1sJQ I got the notice. I got the notice. Lace 2X plus 2X cops is coming. Lace 2X plus 2X cops is coming. I got the notice. I got the notice. Cougar in Beta with an additional 2X Cougar plus 2X Cops is coming. Cougar in Beta with an additional 2X Cougar plus 2X Cops is coming. I got the notice. I got the notice. Sighs happily. K - I am done now.

Lor - Lovey! I could not be more specific on Match. I want an alpha male with a distinct POV. I want one who wants a challenge. Alpha males who want a mousy quiet female need not apply. Those that have huge laugh lines should apply. Those that think the word Sassy is a plus - should apply. Those that like curves should apply. Those that want to get married again should tab over my picture and keep going. Those that want to crack up over a coffee should apply. I fail to see how I could be much more specific. Actually -looking at that - it's a miracle at all that drunk Santa winked at me. Awwwww........ F'm if they can't take a joke. Or a real statement. That I really meant. Because I really did mean it. Just sayin'. I'm wondering if life would be easier if I liked girls. Sadly - I'm not into girls so it's a moot point. But still. As to the movie the Hangover. So - it's pretty much both my Freshman and Senior Years of college. Sans Bengal Tiger. (I do have a Mike Tyson story but it's strictly hearsay from my time in Atlantic City and I'm not sharing as a result.) We didn't have Tigers in the Mitten. Or the desert. We did however have a sh*t pot of snow - and ice arenas - that (at the time) seemed to need climbing to the roof - in the icy Jan. Temps - high as two kites as well as rip snorting drunk - in penny loafers. Penny Loafers don't have the traction to climb a rather steep metal roof grade. So you might just fall off and scar your left foot forever when you hit the cement buttresses. Theoretically speaking. Of course. Hey - where's my friend Cheesie when I need her? Cheesie - tell them this is normal Mitten Winter Behavior!

I do - and I'm grateful for that dear one! I think I should drop the mouse - step away from the keyboard, get a bite to eat - and watch a movie. I think if I keep hanging out online - watching weird men wink at me from Florida - I'm going to get all depressed. This feels like a Gelato and red wine night for sure. Will check in on ya'll later - hoping against hope - there will be news on the New Release Front...dying to hear how the new Shelly PE came out...

Frolick away! Just make sure you tell us how the BI went over tomorrow. I'm going to have to settle for watching the Hangover and seeing who is "winking" at me on Match.com. This whole dating again thing - weird. Totally weird. I'm reminded again that the ones I think are hot - not so interested - and the ones I don't - want me badly. God/or the Goddess - has a really rude sense of humor. Seriously oh Omnipotent Power - I need an SP - and this Sh*t is getting old. Can the really cute guy that goes diving please oh please take me up on the offer for coffee? Just this once? And please make the dude that looks like Santa after a drunken bender - go the h*ll away. Sighs. This crap is going to make Mr. Shelly look good.

Agree with SG on that one - love to Ail anyway. Ail - is the WORST tease of the lot. Ail - what the heck were you thinking to get a animated dung beetle smarticon? Gross - seriously gross - going to use it right stinkin' here to make the point - and you named it treasure bug? OK - maybe things are different in Europe - but a big ol' turd ball - ain't what anyone here in Texas would call a treasure. Just sayin'... :treasure-bug:

Lor - darlin' - choices don't need to be defended here. You just come as you are...we are all good. And Luna - shhhhhh...It is being called Sweet Bottom. Mara is brewing it tonight. So there you go - regardless of whatever you get in real life - in virtual life - you too can order my sweet bottom. Running....

Rolfmao!!!!! Seriously darlin' - I want to embrace my inner skank. And three hours of it sounds FABULOUS! Since I havn't seen the KSBF in eons, I did not get to see the Matterhorn last week - I am dying for a COOKIE. I am really going to have to start getting out there instead of sitting on the sidelines.

Me three - I am anxiously awaiting my stamps.com notices from my Late November Spree. Inhale... Exhale. Wants my precious but don't think they will get here before I leave for Christmas next Tuesday. waaaaaaahhhhhh

Ok - I had taken a pass on this one because I have a full bottle of Dominance Beta Spray - but when it's gone - I'll get some Leather. Because seriously - "What can I do for you now, my Queen?" Ummmm...... I have a list.... Slightly OT - but noting however, Dominance in Spray is ever so much more effective than in roll-on...think it's the whole Social Phero thing - You want - to quote Liz - the Tools to just go away - and Dominance in the 60/40 spray gets out in the world and away they go. But I was shocked at the number of men/open hits I had today wearing this one. I had not thought of Dominance as a Sexual Phero - more thought - Social/Get stuff done/get some respect without a lot of bs - but the number of men who just blatantly sized me up today, at lunch, at Bucks, had to stop at Church and a couple of the Dad's did a head snap and a half. Saw one doing the appraise under his lashes thing as I came up the walk, got closer- the phero bomb with Temple of the Goddess nailed him, caught him do a double take in the peripheral vision, walked on past and did the whole look over my shoulder- are you looking at me still? And the answer was YES - and based on the wicked grin on his face - he liked the junk in the trunk. Apparently a number of men thought having a go at Mistress Shelly might be a good idea today - which was great for my ego. After today, imagining it with a smidge of EST over the top - I can totally see why I would want to wear Leather. And why that bottle of Dom is about to start making it's way to empty quite a bit faster than it was before...

I have to say *again* that my beta spray of Empress plus Cougar 2x is rapidly becoming my favorite go-to LP. The combination of peach and Ginger goes so well with the sparkly upbeat vibe from the Cougar. When I wear it - I just channel sass and sex like a rock star. This combo just gives me the most self confident aura. I absolutely love it. No matter how bad a day I have had - this combo of scent and phero is so congruent - it never fails to lift my spirits.

So I wore this to a dinner party. I have to say - I don't notice that H&S plus cops nets me any extra male attention. It does however net me a crowd of women who want to have in depth conversations with me. I've know several of them for years and we have never just hung out and chatted. Normally I am hanging out with the guys and the girls aren't liking me so much. H&S 2 x had the women being loving and caring. I got hugs, best wishes and deep conversations with women that have never once done that before. This really is a great one for work or social settings. I can see this being a help at family parties that get tense at the holidays.

I would note this thread is called what are we all ordering.... I would ask - HOLY CRIPES - what haven't we ordered this month?!!!!!!!!!! Between Beta Sprays and Customs - my holidays should be festive. Not festive but festive. Personally - I'm overdue for some festive but hey - wth...festive is festive, right?!!!!!!!!