Shelly B

oooooohhhh- the brain bleach comment in my email suddenly makes more sense.... Dear one - my kick boxing instructor? 19. Flexible. 19. Did I say 19? 19. Hotter than Hades and every time he yells out - What are we working on today? And I yell - why do you even ask - the answer is always the same - my A$$. And then he laughs. And I think it's seriously wrong how hot he is...Did I mention how flexible he is. He's 19 for Pete's sake. If I hadn't lost 140 lbs - I'd have jeans older than he is. Not fashionable ones - but still - I'd have them. I seriously - seriously - need an SP soon. Or my brain is gonna 'splode. Yeah I know. We were all told in HS how guys who told us about terminal maladies if they didn't - you know- yeah that - were full of it. I'll have you know I am gonna die and I am NOT full of it. DIE I tell you. Did I say DIE? Flops hand dramatically over forehead. Slumps over keyboard for effect. DIE. That's right. And picture that tombstone if you will. Shelly B. Love you but I am not listing birth year until NOW. Died - due to a lack of a suitable SP. Just imploded at her desk at work. Darn Shame that. There you go. My tombstone. Because I died. Due to a lack of a SP. I'm sad. How 'bout you? Oh screw you and your giggling. I tell you I am going to DIE and you giggle. Piss off you bloody witches. What kind of girlfriends are you?!

Echoing this...actually - I just pasted on the Cougar for a dinner party. You will be sparkly and HOT which is all good. OW is great for work and family parties...but a dinner party? I want to be SEXY, SPARKLY FUN. Pony is right - Cougar gives you a STRUT. I will say - if there is someone I'm trying to attract in particular at the dinner party - I'll OCCO underneath. For a date/date - sexy dinner date - assuming I ever had one - I'd swim in some BI close to the skin and Cougar out in the atmosphere. Sparkly and then WHAMMO - DAYUM GIRL. Of course - Heart and Soul is making me really chipper and loving these days - works like a champ and helping me dial down the aggression - and my Lace is not here yet. I so have my fingers crossed for the Lace. Woozy plus Est? Can't WAIT to get it. And I hope someone get's an early order soon so we can get a review already. I didn't go for the Leather as I have a full spray of Dom - and it seemed a bit overkill to have both. I don't mind combining two blends - but I tend to agree that you start to wash them out if you get more than two going...unless - again - agree with Pony - it's EOW or A-Nol. Either is a great boost to a blend - to either pump up the HOOYA or the raw silly fun.

Yeah well - the succubus virus is NOT under control for me - and I am lacking an SP - so this is not that much fun. Of course - when I was actively living with Mr. Shelly - I didn't have an SP - so this is not so much a new situation but WHATEVER. And no - as much as I love ya'll and I DO LOVE YA'LL - I do NOT want the helpful suggestions about buying a Rabbit. I don't want a Rabbit. I want an SP. A voracious and naughty SP. And the sooner the better. Luna's loop is running through my head and I swear I am one step up from HOO HOO CRAZY. And yes - I know I'm crabby about it and whining and no one can help me but me. Sighs. Sighs again.

I know it's not a good time now - seriously - I am in the same house with the soon to be ex Mr. Shelly. But good gravy - perimen is a biological imperative...capeche?

I have Cougar 2x with 2x cops and no cops bleed through at all. Covers awesomely well.

Well - with the rebrew of Cougar selling briskly - I'm hoping they can score the missing ingredients for Sexology. I LURVS that one...I want to nom myself everytime I have it on...

Well - first I have to survive tomorrow. The soon to be Ex Mr. Shelly has invited his brother - a priest - to spend Thanksgiving with us. I didn't want to spend Thanksgiving with Mr. Shelly at all - but he refused to go out of town to his family's Turkey Day. SO - I'm pretty sure I'm getting a version of Intervention tomorrow for Thanksgiving. You know - Mr. Shelly's version of why our marriage is screwed up, why God should be given a chance to unharden my heart, why I just need to trust divine will, how I need to change my wicked and self destructive ways, blah blah blah. And I might add - I'm not putting up with it for ONE minute. Open Windows anyone? I'm swimming in it tomorrow. But really - maybe I should Heart and Soul it so I have more patience. Must think on this more... As to the work crush - I have no earthly idea when I'm going to see him - I only do a few times a year even though we are in the same building - our paths don't cross much. No way for sure to know when I need to look cute and Cougar him. And one of my best girlfriends said he is a total A hole and she'd have to kill me if I hooked up with him. I pointed out I seem to have a thing for A holes but she says I can't. Shrugs. (Like that would stop me if I really wanted to.) Now - my super tall European coworker - I see him the week of December 7th. He's married so nothing really truly interesting is going to happen - but it is fun to flirt. And we are flirting shamelessly. I think he is dying to crack his EU reserve and try to lay a big fat kiss on me - he's so torn and curious about it - you can almost see the good angel and bad angel arguing on his shoulder. She's a coworker. But I really really want to kiss her. Your married! But I really really want to kiss her. If you kiss her and she didn't want you to - she'll carve your heart out and feed it to you while it's still beating. You have a point. It's kind of cute actually. I find it endearing in a weird way. And I think the KSPBF is rapidly becoming a thing of the past. I want more from him than I'm going to get and so I'm inclined to just let it expire the death of the untended flirtation. Water water everywhere and not a drop to drink. Fooey. I need to find a nice divorced guy.

Well thank goodness someone explained that. Iz confuzed. The iPhone organizes posts in a weird way - like a syllabus or an outline - not the way they are on the actual site when I am at the computer - so it's easy to miss one when I am using the web phone to browse. It's a bit of a PITA. Muchas gracias for clarifying as the iPhone showed Luna as a response to me - saying Nipplage- and try as I might - I could find no evidence that I had gone loco and said anything about hooters- let alone that I had forgotten I said. :-)

Ow - social phero - use by self in work or family setting. Lay it on heavy - watch eveyonebbe cheerful and helpful. Sexology and Cougar are a quarter of the way down the sexy continuum. Chipper, upbeat -with a hip swish. BI and OCCO are all sex. BI most particularly. If you don't get bite marks and soreness from BI - you are with the wrong man. Just sayin'

Wtf are u and Luna drinking? Unless I missed a critical post - I did NOT say tits, nipples or any other hooter related expression. Dang people - what kind of zoo are we running here?!!!! Sheesh - the inmates are in charge - again.

Duh - stupid web phones - thought I was responding to one note and did it to another. Multiple windows open - edited to remove my response to someone elses note in a different window.

Well thank goodness for Amazon 1-Click. I found a used copy and ordered. Crimey- it's been out of print 4EVER. You know I'm taking that on my flight to EU next time - and I'll read that on my way to deciding if the Flying Dutchmen or the Philly Cheesesteak are winning the argument? I'd say you are a bad influence - but since everyone says that about me - I tend to find that unnecessarily perjorative. Kisses mi amiga.

Well lovie - I'm channeling my inner Sound of Music - and I have this to say: When I'm with her I'm confused Out of focus and bemused And I never know exactly where I am Unpredictable as weather She's as flighty as a feather She's a darling! She's a demon! She's a lamb! She'd outpester any pest Drive a hornet from its nest She could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl She is gentle! She is wild! She's a riddle! She's a child! She's a headache! She's an angel! She's a girl! How do you solve a problem like Shelly? How do you catch a cloud and pin it down? How do you find a word that means Shelly? A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A clown! So there - I see you and I raise you. And check your email in a few J. Have a pic you'll like...(of the cat you perverts!)

You are a total witch. :Chasing_turkey: I almost spit all over the screen....Off to find the windex to get the sprinkles of moisture off. After I change my panties from peeing myself laughing. And he is so "Damn Baby" that you caught it perfectly. At this rate though - I'm trading in for a 6'8" European. On my next trip. Just sayin' Things could change. But odds are good...

OMG Rosebud. Too funny. My mom was an RN - and made a similar comment when discussing SBD's before. (Silent but Deadly) Nice to know this is one medical factoid - that remains true- regardless of country/cultural boundaries. ROFMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look - my people come from the Netherlands and the border of Austro-Hungary. We eat way more cabbage than is "esteemed" by normal US folks. Tomato Kraut. Kraut Knuckels, and a personal fave- Kraut Strudel- are comfort foods like no others - and I only get that on return trips to the upper Midwest by my first Gen great-aunts. Nuts - no one in the fam has those three recipes. I better beg borrow or steal them out of the aunts at the Holidays. But seriously - knowing that - I would hope I mean more to you than a flatulence inducing vegetable. Just sayin'. I believe I have mentioned my vanity before. Farts = Shelly? As a compliment? Meh - not so much. Been said before - mais certainment.

Duh. I know I don't speak the right word. My little cabbage? I think the french to english translation software is off.

Et moi aussi... And other than my Fringlish expression to ask to go to the restroom - that's all I remember of high school french. (And for anyone interested - "Je Fais Pee Pee?" was 100% effective every time at irritating my afflicted teacher.)

Beta Spay Report - H&S 2X with 2X cops (Bee Gasm Carrier) Not that exciting - was just dying to test it out though since it was new and shiny and oh my! But - the key part of the report is to remember that I'm generally a self responder - BI being a notable exception - and I was in a foul and crabby mood. The little one had the flu, I'd been cleaning up gack all day and was feeling a tad feverish myself. But when the soon to be ex Mr. Shelly got home from work - I said I needed a break and to get stuff from the grocery store. So I bolted. And I looked like every other harried soccer mom yesterday. Hair in headband, sports shirt, sweat pants. Not even cute addidas sport pants but the $5.96 at Target Hanes sweat pants special. While comfy - let's be honest - no one but no one looks sexy in those. Heidi Klum would look haggish in those. I did manage a shower and makeup so I wasn't totally ick. Immediately before grabbing my purse and fleeing the scene of frequent offspring spewage - I dosed up on 5 sprays of H&S 2X plus 2X Cops. And whew on the cops - something about two x and the spray dispersion - and yikes! It does die down in 20 minutes or so but for those 20 minutes - wowee. 20 minutes later - I try to find a parking spot at the grocery. There are none. I'm parked in outer freekin' Mongolia and have to pass a camel and the three wise men on the way to the entrance. This is NOT a good sign. It's this busy on Christmas Eve and the day before a landfalling hurricane. Have I mentioned crowds at the store makes me seriously BAH HUMBUG? I have the patience of a gnat at the best of times - in a grocery store with two carts wide to an aisle with some dumb a** trying to create a passing zone down a non-existent third lane? I could just scream. That being said - H&S has great self effects in spray. Despite being there for a full hour and the place being so packed I would normally want to slice open an artery with a butter knife (and I'm not promising it would be my artery) - I only seriously considered the merits of a cart-mounted a$$ bazooka for the 3rd Lane Creating idiots - 1 time. I can only promise you that is a major improvement on my mood - since normally I'd have contemplated murder so often I'd have exhausted my fingers and moved onto my toes. :Chasing_turkey: I was nice, and smiled at people and everything. Truly - it's a holiday miracle. Was it Pony or Liz that said H&S made it easier to put up with Tools in a different thread? I think Pony but I'm not sure - regardless - it's true. Tools did NOT bother me yesterday. Now - effects on others - different than the oils - the dispersion is further out into the space - so as soon as I'd get within phero bomb reach I'd notice people smiling, making eye contact, saying "Hey." Weird. Completely weird. And much like Rosegirl's trip to the grocery with Cougar spray - I had one male retiree spending an abnormal amount of time following me saying "Howdy" and asking where various items might be found. (I found this funny myself.) Two interesting hits - one really, really (did I say really? not kidding about that) cute guy - about my age so 40ish - in a mostly empty aisle. I noticed he was spending a lot of time, back to back with me - perusing the other side. I was having trouble deciding what cereal to get the kids so I was reading all the nutrition labels and taking my own sweet time doing it. I accidentally (really, it wasn't that he was cute or anything ) backed into him. When I went to excuse myself - he made eye contact, moved way up in my personal space- maybe 4 inches away, looked down at me and said in a very suggestive way - "Shall we dance?" as he lifted up one eyebrow and gave me a suggestive little grin... Fans self on the inside. And then...who's that giving us a dirty look at the end of the aisle? As he saunters slowly down to her with a backwards glance at moi - we are both blessed with a dirty look. The last I saw of him - he was getting the riot act read to him at an end cap. I must say that gave me a giggle but I have an evil sense of humor. Sorry - but if your husband is so off the chain that he flirts with me in the cereal aisle when I look like that and you are in the store, the issues between you run far deeper than my phero bomb. Next interesting hit...another soccer mom - looking equally harried - was in the same aisles for what seemed forever - but going the other direction. After about 10 aisles of passing each other - she stopped me and said - "I don't know what perfume you are wearing - but it smells clean and cheerful and it has made me happy every time I pass you. It's just lovely." So I don't know if it was just the Bee Gasm or the combo with H&S- but it's a completely unsolicited hit. And have I mentioned again - stuff like this does NOT happen at the grocery store? :sun_flower: As a side note - the Bee Gasm in the spray really does create this warm clean skin musk cloud where the oil in the roll-on stayed really close to the body...it diffuses better so this soft cloud of yum followed me around everywhere.

Sotte voce.... Hey Dolly? Shhhh.....silly - I'd be crawling *after* Actually - Luna said crawling - I thought crutches and anti-inflammatories... TMI alert - honestly - I'm not so much on a man that crawls. Bossy alpha's do it for me. :c352-0016:

Yeah - not so much the shoe. Did you miss the whole discussion on magic words that begin with P again? Pick one - other than phlegm. That's out. Completely out.

I felt like running a concurrent Beta Spray test - and washed up my previous scent high. On one arm - B-Gasm with Cougar 2X plus 2X cops, the other Empress with Cougar 2X plus 2X cops. And surprisingly - in a side by side comparison - Empress covers the cops better. It seems the buttercream and peach cover heavier. (This is where Dolly says Duh Shelly - FRUIT. I told you FRUIT. Yeah, I know. But I love honey so I was sort of thinking it would come out higher....) I think you could get away with triple cops in Empress. For those that like Empress - if it will cover the 2X cops plus 2 X Cougar this well - I think it would solve the 2X BI funky cheese... On a side note - I'm so Cougar Happy right now - the KSPBF (on purpose this time) should be a bit sad he's not around. I might just be crawlin'.

FINALLY - it's here - and it's been melding away on my skin... 1st impression - it's the least Shelly of the Shelly PE's - because it's a moment not a series of scent notes - as described above. 2nd impression - it started leaves and smoke and sparkly hot candles - and has settled into a clove/orange and musk. It is very close to the skin - and I'm so going to wear it on my trip home to the Mitten at Christmas. This really does remind me of skin under a sweater at the holidays. 3rd impression - it is really cozy as it settles past the leaves/fire - I could see using this as a sleepy time scent on cold nights. I like Bubble on warm nights - for some reason - sweaty nights by self seem to call for soap - but I like it less on really cold nights where I want something warmer. This sort of says warm snuggles to me. Maybe it's the H&S I had it amped with - but in combo - I could see getting deep under my covers with my beloved kitty - and having the sweetest sleep.

So - since Honey is considered a wonderful cover for Cops - I wanted a couple of Beta Sprays made with this one. And the Gigantor Order is here.... Every time I have this one on - someone stops me on the elevator at work - and asks what I'm wearing. It stays closer to the body than HAM though - and I do like some throw on the honey - so I thought- spray = better dispersion- why not? I got it two ways - with Cougar 2x plus 2x Cops AND and with Heart and Soul 2X plus 2X Cops. I have the H&S 2X with Cops in the crook of my elbow - and I will say that it needed a dry down - because 2X cops in the Spray is quite - ahem - potent. But on dry down - the spray is great with this one. The warm skin musk just lifts a little more than straight oil. I don't notice the other phero's at all in this carrier. I think this one would cover a 1X cops better than the 2X - it's been 20 minutes and I can still tell the cops are there - although - to be fair - only very faintly. If you are used to wearing cops - I don't think you'd even notice them. If this were your first foray into Cops - I think you would smell them and potentially - not like it at the 2x strength. Edited to add - I've sprayed the other elbow with the B-Gasm with Cougar 2x 2x cops - don't know why - but the cops seem less noticeable to me in that one. ? Who knows why... And an hour or more out on the H&S 2x 2x cops - it has sunk nicely down into my skin. On the other hand - between both pheros and all the scents - I'm loopy. :-) No more smellies on me unless I take another shower and start over.

This came in my gigantor order today. I was hoping it would feel a bit like Hotter than Hell crossed with Mr. Right Now and it sort of does. Peachy, creamy sweet, warm sexy with a pop of ginger. It's LOVELY on me. So glad I ordered it in the spray with Cougar 2X. :-) It's a fab complement to the phero intent - a suck you in and WHAMMO! You know you want me. I keep huffing that hand and am fixin' to make myself high. But I have so many body parts scented right now I probably smell like a $20 ho.