Shelly B

Getting the bottle of Sweet Bottom...yummy. I got the notice today.

roflmao - I've had the same sorts of issues with my 9 year old. What does CFM stand for? Uhhhhhhh....nuthin. Here comes Miss Emily Litella again - NEVERMIND! http://www.hulu.com/watch/2364/saturday-ni...n-violins-on-tv

1st - Yes - I have Leather coming - 2X plus 2X cops. I've found just the Beta Spray 60/40 of Dom with an OCCO load makes me one aggressively sexy chick. Cougar 2X - I sparkle. I'm horny. You want me, you know you do. Dom 1X plus OCCO - I am flaming hot. You think you want me - but you can't handle me. I am so smoking I will make you beg and you will like it. So - My excitement about getting a 2X/2X Leather knows no bounds. 2nd - Hits with Mega Cougar. Things to note - while hair and make up were cute - I was a) pissy mood and in sweat pants (the cheap Target 5.99 specials) and an equally cheap t-shirt. To be fair - my leather coat rocked as does my very fashion forward handbag - but still - most men would neither notice nor care. Men far and wide - loved me. Went to the wine shoppe- was immediately accosted by 3 different employees who wouldn't accept - no - I'm fine - at all. The one with the nose ring and long hair - who is easily 15 years my junior - carried my hand basket, walked me from aisle to aisle - got down hard to reach things, and carried it all to the cash register. With a DIHL look like I can not describe. I'm wearing an outfit that at best - totaled $12 - like 8 pounds sterling Rosebud. That's an appetizer in London without the VAT. Maybe. And he looked at me like you would look at Angelina Jolie or Sharon Stone - like -ooooooohhhhhhh. I like you. The old man in line with me - paying me no mind. But the grapefruit yumminess crossed into his senses and WHAMMO! He spins around, he's my new best friend - he's telling people in two lines - I'm with him. (Meh - not so much dude.) I went to Kroger to get Half and Half and coffee beans - and the teenage checker - DIHL. I tell you - between the scent and the pheros - blown freely into the atmosphere with the vehicle of the spray - MEGA COUGAR is the best stuff *ever.*

I have to tell you that the Beta Scented Cougar with the 2 X Cops plus 2 X additional UN Cougar? Which really should be considered MEGA Cougar - is horny juice to the max. Dolly - seriously - the fantasies...DAYUM, I need a man! While I am wearing this. I totally felt like I was having a Samantha moment - which was dramatically hindered by the lack of a man - physically present. The long distance boys had some interesting suggestions on how to resolve the problem. I love Lace already - don't get me wrong - but I will never, ever never be without Cougar. (Seriously - HORNY juice.) And I suspect I'm going to love Leather better than Lace - but that's because Dolly does and we really are twins separated at birth. Nonetheless - this place has great Pheroblends and a great community.

Blows Raspberries. At least someone is getting lucky.

Got to tell you - I sprayed on some more a few minutes ago because I was upset as I think I am getting stood up for my date with the New Lust. And I was totally bummed out. Then I spritzed. 15 minutes later tapping my feet, humming, still bummed but hey - other fish in the sea. ;-). IMO - This stuff could be prescibed at the Shrinks office.

Assuming my date is on - I'm whipping this one out on him. From a pure scent perspective - it's the same fantastic and fresh Cougar all Grapefruit, Sugar, and white musk loveliness. So young smelling that I swear it does take 10 years off. It completely brings on a sparkle - and is so wonderful smelling - I want to take myself to bed. Now - adding the 2X Un/Cougar with 2X cops? FAB. I only used a couple little squirts - and I got the classic Cougar self effects of "Come here Big Man and chase me around this bed. Now. Not five minutes from now, NOW." Sadly - the only big man here is Mr. Shelly - so that was a horny moment that simply HAD to pass unanswered. But had KSBF been within a 100 miles - I'd have driven *to* him. And driven him absolutely crazy. :msn_red_fox_smilies-09:

OK - back On Topic - Lace Unscented - finally here! One used for this self effects test - 2X, beta spray in 60/40 - no added cops - 4 sprays - on neck. 1 spray each wrist. On what you ask? Since it's raining and crappy and I just got back last night with a tragically wrecked house? On me. I was my own TG. And in this case - I just wanted to see if it gave the same Happy Juice/All is Right with the world positivity that other's have experienced. And I tested it on my least favorite, single most hated chore of all - scrubbing the bathroom I share with a 9 and 6 year old pair of piglets. Who have apparently been raised in a barnyard given the evidence present. Seriously - cleaning the bathroom is not just my most hated job, but I procrastinate while doing it - dragging it out way longer because I hate doing it - and then I'm MEGA P*ssed Off at others when done. Because I don't pee on the floor and I don't wipe poopy fingers on the wall and I get incensed that I get to clean it. I know, I know - maternal antichrist - but still. Guess what? Not only was I humming when I cleaned, I couldn't stop at a fast clean - I did the full spring cleaning down to detailing the tops of the bathroom cabinet trim that collects dust and gook. The bathroom hasn't looked this great in....ummmmm....ever? Done in record time. Done smiling. And best yet - I don't even want to use a meat tenderizer on one of my children for being nasty little barnyard piglets. I still like them even. Weird. Normally I'd be grumbling (in my head - inside voice only I swear) about how if I'd had two brain cells to rub together - I would just have stuck to dogs and cats. There is something less offensive about cleaning up after something that can't answer you back in complete sentences and has to settle for tail swishing as a communication vehicle. But I suspect that's just me. Mara - this truly is the happiest of happy juice. This one simply has to stay in inventory. It's a beautiful thing. And to put another serious unusual hit from the target - c'est moi still - I'm wanting to vacuum the second floor. This stuff is WACKED great. Whats next? I steam clean the couch?

For reference - you can have a Beta Spray made of a phero enhanced scent and add additional phero's. For instance - I just had a Cougar Perfume Beta made with 2x Cougar plus 2X Cops. I am picturing the result as Mega Cougar. The lovers of Garland and Lace could do the same...

Babe - I have started getting the hate and vindictiveness. Response back - How does this help the kids? I'd be out if I could - can't financially until March - but if I win the lottery or something magic -I'd out in a heart beat. Sadly - the engine light came on again on my drive to airport - with a new shimmy. I think as much as I want to get out - I need to spend what cash I have getting a new car. One thing at a time. But I love you for staying on me and pushing me. I promise I appreciate the concern.

huh - that could be a benefit. :-) Except I am already getting crying and tears and I will never be with another person since I took my vows to YOU - I'd be worried about intensifying his need to snuggle. Yikes!!!

Yee Haw - I know what Cougar does - but my Lace 2 X plus 2X cops is waiting for me at home. And I have my first real official DATE next week. It's just dinner and bowling or dinner and dancing - but I'll be dying to try this one out. I want to be cute and snuggly and happy... :-) I want the whole Joy to the World thing. What fun! :Xmas-Hug:

Hi Lor- SBSB is meant to be a deep dark sweet bottom note that you can wear on it's own or punched up with something else on top - like an OCCO Red or Gold. It's meant to be dark, gooey and a totally hedonistic CFM scent - not to reace the original CFM but CFM in intent. Top notes of Sandlewood, darkest sweet amber, and dark musks in a 2 sugar base - honey and brown sugar. I wanted something that would evoke the desire to NOM the wearer until they are senseless or better yet, so sated they can't complete sentances and are a big puddle of happy satisfaction. It's a tall order to get there but given how great M&D's Gourmands are - I am sure this is going to rock my world.

Oh - forgot to say - this one plus Pumpkin SRR is an RX for Nom Nom Nom! No one to Nom with but who knows? Obtw - while I have one hoarded bottle of NSD loaded with BI left - I am dying to score either it or the new PE with a big ol dose of Leather. I thought there were a couple bottles of NSD left in the store - but I have used the heck out of this. Think I started with 4 bottles and down to less than 2.

NSD is a great bottom layer - I wear it with OCCO Red a lot - the Cinnamon in Red plus NSD gives me an approximation of the original scented Sexology. But I will brighten the NSD with vanilla sniffies. I bet it would be wicked great with Buns of Cinn. And don't forget - the next PE is coming next month -and like NSD will have brown sugar, dark amber, dark musks and honey - but add sandlewood for warmth and depth.

Sighs. Wants labels, wants labels - and BOO - no labels. Wish Cougar scented came arrived before my flight but that's the breaks. And Holy Shite - the Mitten is freezing. :-) 10 day forecast - all but one day will not crack a high of 32 degrees. It was upper 60's and humid when I left Tejas.

see - I just knew someone else would understand that's unthinkable. :-) Halo - if you only knew how many times he called Loner and then got set. We have lost whole games that way. I finally asked if was doing it on purpose to watch my brain explode. That was a no. And that was it for Euchre with Mr. Shelly

Hi Pinup - 1). Have not tried the EST spray but sprays are generally better for diffusion - perfect for the social pheros. I have a shameful number of beta sprays and I find I reach most often for the ones added to a fragrance I love, 2nd the 60/40 blend as it seems to last 4 - 5 hours versu the straight alchohol which on me - lasts about 2.5 to 3 hours. 2. Heart and Soul will make people loving but not give you a Star vibe. 3. Of the current lineup - I'd suggest Cougar, Lace or Leather. All have Est. Check out my journal (BeeBad) for phero's quick synopsis - for effects/self and others. Lastly - 2x strength is generally my Fave on Sprays. Requires less for major effects and just get's out in the world more effectively. I prefer to add the 2x cops because at 40 - it's unlikely I am making any. But 2x cops must be covered or peeeeeeeuuuuuuuwwwwwww. Getting the 2x in a NOCO makes sense as all of those were designed as Cop Covers. Also the fruit scents are awesome covers on the Cops. Have fun!

PIMPL! So PIMPL. I wear them a lot too... I'm not having sex but I'm wearing Pheros all the time. Ok - limited to socials right now but.... :001_tt2: :001_tt2: :001_tt2: :001_tt2: Is that an issue? Giggles all over again. Geena - If true - please, please kill me.....

Don't look at me. When I wear Dom - I strut. I preen. I am Queen Shel and you may lick my boots. If I give you permission. Maybe. Fans self. Sorry - had a hot personal interlude there for a minute. Fact is - my most prized possesion? Besides my kids and Sassy the wonder cat? It's not my extremely prized bronze statue of a Smithsonian artist - for winning highest performing individual contributor at my previous employer. (Close - but don't get the cigar Monica) It's my teeny tiny wooden plaque - from my current direct reports - that says "I have Flying Monkeys" - in bold on the top line - followed by small font in the next line that says "and I am not afraid to use them!" My God I love my team. Rubs eyes....LOVE THEM ALL.

Hey - I resemble that remark. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROFLMAO - SERIOUSLY!!!!! My 9 year old got into the car and said - Mom - there is something STANKY in the car. Now I knew it was the EOW Neat I'd applied so I could have lovely dirty thoughts the whole way home. But I said - Baby - Mama will play hunt the smell tomorrow. And the next day - it was stronger - as I was in dry down still. At which point - she said "Mama - this car REEKS. I'll clean it out myself. Clearly NAME (her little brother) left something gross in here. I'll find it. I'll clean it. But this is just GROSS." And sadly - I'll admit - I said "Yes - I'm sure NAME left a cheeseburger under the seat. I'll look in the morning when there is light. I promise." How bad is it when you throw your youngest under the proverbial bus so you can use EOW on the ride home? Shush. Don't answer that. I know I'm going to hell.

I'd vote for something with self effects. If you are feeling it - you are WAY more likely to rock it. For self effects - that are more sexy - I'd vote Dominance (spiked with EOW or OCCO) or Cougar. My Lace and Leather are both on their way - so I don't know personally - if they have self effects. Luna and Dolly would say yes - and I trust their judgement. I just can't personally attest to it. And personally - I prefer the Beta Sprays for both Dom and Cougar. But those are all about diffusion - at least to me.

Beccah - Does that count for bottled red heads too? Giggles. Giggles again. I so wish. Also true about H&S with drinking. Beccah is right - drinking and B-nol equals - tragic honesty. It's clear I love Cougar so no reason to lie about that. Huh - might be time to hit myself with some Cougar in Empress. :-) Just cuz I want to sparkle - even here at home.