Shelly B

It looks like Dolly is speaking English and yet makes no sense...um? Is there a problem with that? Because I sort of thought that was the point? So, so confused by my dearest Dolly...honey - look under your pillow and tell me if you found something that looks like a pod. (roflmao!!!!)

Ok - who else wants to see this in Spray Form - 2 X strength? Cause I'm sitting here going? :lolipop: :banana052:

The old mix was est, then anol and a bunch of other things and cops. Don't quite know what the new recipe has. Which - Luna - is a point in the favor that perhaps I don't RUN from all versions of est.

Girlfriend I know that mentally - not so much inside sometimes - so I am going to rely on you and SG and all the rest to help me keep my head screwed on straight. :-) Because that's what friends are for.

No Darlin'- it's the messiness in both of our personal lives - I can't blame him for panicking - I just hope he changes his mind and decides he'd rather risk it than not. I think I'm worth the risk - but I don't want any man that doesn't feel the same. But that doesn't mean he will agree with that - and that doesn't mean it won't hurt my feelings if he doesn't. The whole getting divorced and hoping that the world ultimately holds something more fulfilling - means - I have to be open to both the good and the bad of emotionally extending again. And if this turns out bad - I need to put my big girl britches on and deal with it. Or Cougar lace thong as the case may be... But I'm grateful for the support - sadly - I need all the positive lift ups I can get these days.

Hah! Shelly's goin' swimmin' - think the KSBF is going to break my heart by getting cold feet. :-( And that was really the bright spot in my world these days... Sighs. Needs some Cougar. And something happy to focus on.

I live in fear! Let us know how it works for you when you road test...

I am BAD. It's like building my arsenal all over again moving into the alcohols - but since they disperse so well - as my roll-ons run out - I'm replacing with sprays - and often 2 X strength. Latest two days - the new releases KILLED me. 1 Spray Dom - 1X 1 Spray Empress of Persica - 2 X Cougar Loaded 1 Roll On Empress of Persica - Cougar Load 2 Roll On Winter Sweater - H&S Load 1 Roll On OCCO Gold I have issues. Serious - serious issues. Dom is GREAT for working out. I kill at Kick Boxing with a goodly dose of Dom. I don't know about the rest of you - but Empress - with ginger cream, peaches, and nectarines? MMMMMMMnnnnnn. I'm just praying everything is here by 12/1 so I can play in Europe with a full complement of Shelly B Badness.

Awesome report FAWN! It really is an all-around LOOK at ME!!!! Talk to ME!!!! Flirt with ME!!!! Be my new FRIEND!!!! I do love it. To me - it's PP on steroids.

Nah - I got itchy at 7. I didn't scratch but I surely wanted to.:-)

Most days I hate Stamps.com - but today - I'm with LIZ! YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY. Inbound LP excitement. Yee HAW!

Djac - I am so, so sorry for your loss. May God bless and keep you - and your family - in the palm of his hand. Much love, hugs and kisses -

Not that you feel strongly about it or anything. I nearly spit my coffee - thank's for that TG!

too funny - one of my girlfriends who has been divorced said after her divorce - the mere idea of living with someone again - almost gives her panic attacks. She's been divorced 12 years and would still rather be lit on fire. I know for the younger ones on the board that's depressing - but the conversation I once had with my Gram - who had been twice divorced - and been on her own for 30 years - when I being a moony teenager - asked "Gram - what about so and so? He's nice - couldn't you see being married again?". And with a look of abject horror - said "Oh HELL no." It's weird - I feel kind of naked without my wedding ring - but - I can understand Gram's answer so much better these days. :-) Once you have gnawed your way out of a trap - I can completely understand the reluctance... :-)!!!!

Christmas Candles - I think I mentioned Cin and Clove - but I could see Bayberry. Up to Mara this time... And unlike other times - I wanted this to be a moment - not my three scent themes. I wanted - well I wanted "WANT" - and that WANT needed to move from a couch in front of the fire to WANT as an activity on the rug in front of the fire... Mara thought she had a musk that would evoke skin and cashmere and SEX - and I said - Amen!!! You are my hero... So - we will have to see what WANT means to Mara at Christmas time. But I am hoping that when Santa comes - he decides Shelly was NAUGHTY this year. I'm good with the lump of coal. Coal E-V-E-N-T-U-A-L-Y makes a sparkly diamond. And girls love diamonds. Even if they are NEVER EVER thinking about getting married again. Whoops - Outside VOICE.

For what it's worth? This LABEL totally rocks - it captures that sweater girl gone wild vibe I hoped it would. Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I WANT it to come NOW. Fingers crossed - dying for smutty, sexy, fire plus Christmas candles. Seriously _ I'd buy this on the SWAG page. :-) But I only wish I look as cute as this sweet puma - my cougar butt - it doesn't look quite the same. On the other hand - it's more - ahem - curious? Than it used to be... later Ladies -

Ok - this is something different from moi. I asked them to invoke a moment in time rather than giving them specific notes... You dear heart - are on a rug in front of the roaring fireplace, Christmas Candles burning - with your favorite man - smelling the warmth of his shirt, longing to touch his skin...and get that sweater off of him. As described to the lovely Mara - it's the smell of Christmas Candles, scent of a roaring fire - and lots of delicious musks that evoke bare, warm and sexy skin. That someone needs to get very, very dirty. In perfect world - it's the smell that moves you from cuddled together on the couch to naked on the rug.

Thank you Luna - will go looking... :-)

You seriously don't plan on having any social life til New Years? Holy Shite Rosebud - you are young and cute - don't waste the majic. :-)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Raising a glass to Cougars everywhere. It's a state of mind - not an animal, vegetable or mineral. :-)

Fawn - in the end it will be alright. I just am glad I spritzed it on if only for me - and the mechanics. And a couple ladies at the bookstore were awful flirtatious. And a good Cougar has good reading material - Luna - I bought "Tickle his Pickle" and "Sex Tips for Straight Women from a Gay Man" OWTF - I've been off the market so long - I've forgotten almost everything I once knew. Time to upgrade the old skill set. Anyone else has reading tips - let me know.

[quote name='Shelly B' date='Oct 2 2009, 02:34 PM' post='7 Effects - men and women universally are happy to chat and flirt with you. It's like Popularity Potion on steroids. It's the normal - Cougar - everyone is "Hail Fellow Well Met" but crazy in additional frequency. Seriously - it's like a liquid rock star vibe. So - the whole spending time in the house with Mr. Shelly as he goes through the stages of grief mourning the end of our marriage is a soul sucking experience. And I have not felt very Sparkly. This afternoon I just said screw it. I don't have anyone special to wear it for - but I needed a pick me up - so I switched over to OCCO Gold plus B-Gasm plus Cougar in CPS with a few squirts of Cougar 2X. And I feel a million times more chipper. And despite wearing a man's shapeless t shirt (a really rude one at that) and sport pants - the mechanics at the shop have taken turns open doors and fetching me things. And they are half my age. Giggles to self. I really seriously love Cougar. I really needed these hits today to cheer me up. M and D plus Dr. Stone - thanks!!!

Here's something new - spoke to Mara late last week and she was raving about how lovely Wax Poetic turned out - that she and John thought is was the prettiest of the new batch - name comes from all the bees wax/honey in it - Honey Ho Alert - and mixed with a really dark dragon's blood. I'm not doing it justice - but that's all I have to add besides an obsessive presence.

I don't know - I just know I am so having the stamps.com blues... Rosebud - as soon as you have tested your new Beta Sprays - dying to hear how it went! :-)!!!!!!!! I'm living vicariously through ya'll these days. Not going anwhere were I can have any fun for several weeks - and big fun not for 6 weeks. Boo.

Could be - I'll be monitoring reactions quite closely. I will say that - Cougar 2X has outstanding effects - not so much on him that I can tell - but mostly because he looks struck dumb at everyone flirting with me and me flirting right back. He eats it up - thinks it's totally hilarious. The whole sparkly flirt thing - with both genders - just gets him shaking his head in bemused disbelief...something about me being a total pistol. He was convinced a young puppy waiter - seriously - half the KSBF's age - was gay and I was equally convinced that he was checking me out. We placed a tiny wager (no money - just the joy of being right - which for two such socially dominant individuals is actually better than winning money) - and let the games begin. And the winner is? KSBF says... "You Dirty Cougar! He did want you. I'd have sworn he was gay." That's right. Blows on fingers. And there are worse things in life than being called a Dirty Cougar.