Shelly B

I knew I could count on you Luna! Blows raspberries!!!!

I LOVE smelling cinammon - wonder what the other notes are? Was just dreaming of a non-honey PE (don't fall over - it could happen) that was a cinnamon for fall. Because I want to smell like someone's breakfast.

So - new use for Dominance. I wore it to cardio kickboxing yesterday. I knocked the sh*t out of that bag and myself for that matter. Best workout ever - and when I was done - went through the grocery store all full of myself ... The whole - "Yeah I am hot and sweaty and you want to get me hotter and sweatier, don't you?!". Shook that booty all through the place like I owned it. And it felt GREAT.

Stalking the mailbox for the stamps.com notice... Dying to try the bi and ow in alcohol... Sighs. Tap tap tap ...still not here. Zero patience today. Not M and D's issue - but addiction is a powerful thing.

Well - I've said before - it could be my wonky chemistry. But this just goes evil on me. I do have to tell you that I am thrilled that other's are getting lucky with it. Seriously - that was the whole point. :-) Wish it worked for me - soooooooooo soooooooooo serious about that.

Well - DJAC - I added a note to you in the B-Gasm review - but thanks again! After separating from Mr. Shelly and being on a really long business trip - coming home to the gift was and unexpected joy. And as to what's on tap - I've been out of BI forever. Not a big deal - I haven't been blatantly inviting anybody for anything in quite some time. But - on the other hand - if I'm going to be approaching a new phase in my life - maybe I could use a little BI? So - I ordered a OW in Alcohol - single strength - just want to keep everyone happy and smiling at work - not silly. And a BI - single strength in Alcohol - on the off chance I decide I want to be more blatant - I can put a little out there. And 2 Shelly's B-Gasms with Blatant - since it's a close to the body scent - I thought it would be a good choice for the BI load. I have to say - I'm going through the Stone Cougar pretty quick - think single strength is fine for purely social phero usage. 2X self effects are a bit much for day time use - but the sparkly factor is so great it's hard not to reach for the spray. Next order of the Cougar with be single strength - and then maybe two bottles? And I'm dying to hear how the 2x and 3x OCCO's work. Not that I have any reason for a 2X or 3X OCCO - but there is always hope.

DJAC - I've been traveling for a week and just got home tonight. What a wonderful gift was waiting for me. Thank you so much for your kindness. After a really hard couple of weeks in my personal life, the package was just a sweet and lovely unexpected gift. My deepest thanks.

Agree Luna. This is a fall/winter bare skin on flannel sheets sort of smell. This totally evokes sleeping in a man's shirt - it's like a scent cuddle blanket. Love it totally.

Shelly Thinks: This is really warm, sweet and soft. It blooms on application - and at least on me - softens to a close to the body - come hither and get me dirty scent. This is a sweet skin musk - amber dashes in an out - sometimes present - sometimes the almond wafts over - but in the end - this is honey and musk. Warm, soft, touchable. Yummy. Of the PE's I've done - this is my fave - tied with HAM. It's like HAM - but softer. Warmer. More edible. It's all gourmand. The honey and the almond make it positively lickable. I've gone and ordered two bottles loaded with BI - because I think this is a total "get close to me" scent. I think I'm going to be huffing myself all afternoon.

ROFLMAO This is true!!!!!!!!!!!!! Walks away laughing...

CC - loves U!!! But Luna and I are flirting. For sure. Succumbed to your charisma? Kind of true - in that u r incredibly attracitve and I? Bored with Mr.Shelly? Completely and utterly bored. And no hope - not one tiny drop - that life will change?! Where the Sam Hill is my package?!!!!! Need a B-GAsm because only Bees are getting some 2nite....

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Package at the post office...let the waiting for the PO doors to open tomorrow - to BEGIN! B-Gasm is here -dances insanely. Dances some more...

LOVES my Luna...well - ok - not MINE exactly but whatever. Details Schmetails. OBTW - Luna - the crush thinks it's HOT that I flirt with you. - like I could help myself?! Men. Can't live with them. Can't kill them. But hey - keep the killin' dream alive. :-)!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yee HAW! Just what I wanted - SKIN. Warm sweet skin. Clean - almost dirty. Not Joiur De dirty - which - is crusty nasty cling-on (KLINGONS) as far as I'm concerned. Love/kisses/hugs to Luna who disagrees. Truly - what I wanted was SKIN. Warm, clean - but almost getting dirty - skin. That you put on and men just walked up and HUFFED your neck. Out of need and want and..... Screw it. Fans self. Just say yes Shelly - whatever you think............. Sashay's out of here to pray my package comes tomorrow. Wish me luck!

Luna - darlin', baby, sweet pea? MORE details? I've spritzed you with 9 puffs of 2X Cougar so you want to obbbeeeyyyyyyyyyy me......Dying here... Getting on plane and winging away at lunch Saturday for DAYS of being shut in on business... Pretty please with sugar on top... more details? Kisses -

I have the fidgets for my order so BAD. :-) But it's in the metro area - and I think - I'll get it by the skin of my teeth before leaving on another week long business trip on Saturday at lunch. I'm so wanting to smell the B-Gasm I just am about to pop! Must try not to wiggle too much in excitement....

Hey Mara and Dana - I didn't notice Woozy Floozy in the Beta Test drop downs. Will that one be an option in the Spray form for the Beta?

for me it's what Luna said - everytime I wear it - made more so by better diffusion - big results in silicon HUGE in alcohol

Yeah - I think that could be true. Because I don't even want to snack on what's on the menu at home. I don't want processed greasy and cold Chicken McNuggets - I want the perfectly seared Ahi Tuna. And I'd rather go hungry than eat McNuggets. Essentially - the only way to know for sure if it really flags libido for what's on the menu at home - is to test it at home. And while I love ya'll - I'm not taking that particular hit on behalf of the team. I'm NOT going to do it. Sorry ladies!!! Seriously - if I have 10 more years of Perimen - and it keeps up at this rate - someone is going to be dead and I think it might be me. Several of my girlfriends in their '50's have been regaling me with stories about how bad it got for them - and honestly - I'm not sure I'm ready for this. But for what it's worth - the Cougar 2X in Alcohol - and in particular - paired with the OCCO - intensifies the Perimen horniness on an order of Magnitude. Add the presence of someone you are insanely attracted to anyway? EGAD.

Ok - Here is the detailed report on both major noticeable affects of Cougar 2X in Alchohol - noting as per normal the way to wear it is in the topmost message. And this review comes with the Caveat - that Stone Cougar is completely congruent to my personality. I’m a total outgoing flirt anyway - and I’d talk to a rock if I thought it would sit and listen. When I wear Cougar - I’m not trying to be different than normal state - I’m simply trying to be more Shelly - to project the fun, flirtatious Shelly out to the world and get everyone feelin’ it. So the effects I’m reporting may not happen for you - because it may not be the phero blend that best matches your personality. Flirtatious Popularity: Single strength Cougar gives me this as well - but NOT anywhere to this level of hits. This was OFF the chart hits. Seriously - I couldn’t begin to tell you HOW many times it happened - just that if it was within an hour and a half of spraying it was ridiculous - and it’s self effecting in this way as well. Basically - both genders got chipper and flirtatious around me - and I reciprocated. I was so outgoing, sparkly - so “Work the room and conquer" it was nuts.” I couldn’t ride the elevator without women stopping to talk to me - out of the blue. I’m in a city - this is abnormal city behavior for hotel elevators. I travel all the time - I know. One of my friends asked me if I was bi and hadn’t told him - because women were just always talking and touching my arm. He looked at me after on yet another elevator ride where two women wanted to tell me they liked my hair and I smelled AMAZING - that “Shelly - if you would only change your preferences to bisexual - you would never spend another night alone in your life.” Men - the stop drop and roll looks - the openly appraising - try to get my name and do the major irritating Dale Carnegie - say my name repeatedly crap. Countless. Seriously - out of hand. One went so far as to yell out to me on the expo floor - as I was 20 feet away from leaving his booth - “Shelly - it was AWESOME to meet you. Stop back by when you can.” And unlike the normal effects of Cougar - where I’m catnip to the 40 - 60 set? Yeah - catnip to all age groups. A great example? The elevator ride downstairs as I was leaving to go clubbing? Ok - I did have a punk hair do, mini dress, and go go boots - so I was dressed provocatively. Enough that yet another woman in the elevator gave me one appraising glance - laughed and said - “Somebody is going to be looking for some FUN.” And I did the unthinkable - laughed - winked back and said “FUN? I want to go find some trouble. I think I’m better dressed for that.” And she laughed - smiled - touched my arm - and wished me happy hunting. Never met her before in my life. WTF? The doors opened - two insanely hot, brawny - 6’ 4” or better - clearly athletes of some kind - were waiting to get on the elevator. Both did a double take, openly checked me out - held the door open and said - “Where are you going to be later?” I laughed - said - OUT. Giggled. Looked back over my shoulder - winked and sashayed that booty across the lobby to meet my friend for drinks before we went to meet everyone else. A half hour later - the friend and I were headed to the cab stand - the two athletes were changed and sitting on a couch in - and they looked up - and both gave me same openly appraising grins. One of them winked at me again. SWEET. Stupid Horny The first version of Cougar made me feel this way sometimes. Just frisky and let’s go get busy. Stone Cougar does NOT affect me the same way. I feel upbeat and positive - which I guess makes it more likely - but unless I bump it up with OCCO - I don’t get the increased horniness affect. For me - this makes Stone more all purpose. I can wear it out during the day - and not be thinking "bad" thoughts. Go home - add some OCCO - and have awesome dirty thoughts. Actually - I find a little OCCO on the way home - with a boost of another big swipe or two of Stone - leads to a very enjoyable commute home. And I will add - I have an active imagination and a healthy drive all on my own. But Stone plus OCCO equals - a very fantasy commute. A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste. Cougar 2X in Alcohol? Ummmm...by itself it’s ****mega***** frisky. Just all day long - during meetings where I really was focused on the subject matter - because I’m interested in what was being covered - I’d find my brain wandering off to think naughty thoughts. Not incapacitating - but way more than I would normally do. And it was harder to pull my brain out to less - compelling - subject matter. And it was much more pronounced in the time 20 - 60 minutes after spraying. Made much worse if I was in the general proximity of the crush. Then the combination of pretty overwhelming attraction plus the pheros - sheesh - my mind went to the gutter, swam in the gutter, got DIRTY in the gutter - and couldn’t climb out of the gutter with a 10 foot ladder. Now - in the interest of science - I took one for the team. I had to go out to dinner with the crush and friends - clubbing night. I added OCCO to the Cougar 2X spray - and I have to say - I LAID on the spray. This - a mistake. Really - lay off. Figure out the right amount. And I’m pretty certain - three sprays on each wrist/arm and three in the hair for a total of 9 sprays - TOO FRICKIN’ MUCH. Because I’ve never had a worse time focusing in my entire stinking life. All I wanted was SEX. SEX, SEX NOW. Did I say NOW? Seriously - NOW. Grab me - ravish me, and keep ravishing until you are ready to pass out from the strain. Not five minutes from now. Not gentle, not loving - just raw animal SEX. Which I wanted NOW. And I’m sitting there trying to make small talk with my old friends all the while I’m busy picturing taking the crush - sweeping the food off the table - and putting said flat surface to much more interesting use. I remember thinking about that statistic about men thinking about sex every few minutes. And I thought if this is what the male biological imperative is like for them - it’s a miracle there aren’t more wars and that anything ever get’s done. I’m pretty focused and type A. And I couldn’t focus on one thing but the extremely dirty thoughts and fantasies I was having. Like I said - STUPID HORNY. So - that’s the Road Test Report. I can’t wait for ya’ll to be able to get some and add your experiences to the mix. I’ll be curious as to how this affects the rest of you.

Will type out more when I am at a full size keyboard tomorrow. Did the dissertation above from my mobile at the airport. :-)!!!! Suffice it to say it's been an awesome few days.

First -- thanks M&D for letting me road test early. I am grateful. Now - road test results. Cougar 2x in alcohol is very strong and ferociously effective at creating a flirtatious, sparkly vibe - in a much stronger way than Cougar in silicon or oil. Because it's meant to be social and flirty rather than overtly "do me now" - the alcohol carriers is nearly perfect - fast diffusion, great for applying to hair, back of arms, and neck. Effects - men and women universally are happy to chat and flirt with you. It's like Popularity Potion on steroids. It's the normal - Cougar - everyone is "Hail Fellow Well Met" but crazy in additional frequency. Seriously - it's like a liquid rock star vibe. Now - for the unanticipated effect. Cougar was known in it's first formulation - for honestly - making some of the female wearers frankly more excited about getting horizontal and superimposed. Or maybe just superimposed. I guess that's largely situational. But I digress. I have not noticed the same with Stone Cougar BUT Cougar 2x? Whoa Nellie - bar the door. If you ever wished for a female version of Viagra or Cialis - welcome to Cougar 2x in alcohol. Remember how we refer to some of the blends making men stupid Horney? Yeah- we have the female equivalent now. This ladies - is YOU being stupid Horny - in a bottle. And if you had been wishing you had your groove back lately - you owe it to yourself to order this one. But use it wisely until you know how you will react. This is an apply hair, neck, and back of arms/hand for dispersion - 10 - 15 minutes in advance - and needs to be reapplied in 2 - 4 hours if in a party setting. This is awesome and has totally made me want the OW in this vehicle for work as the diffusion is so good.

Girlfriend - you keep wagging that tongue and I'm going to... Yeah - never mind. :-) Runs to pack. Laughing my A off. Later Gator.

Shelly's B-GASM?!!!!!!!!!!!!! I only HOPE I get a Big 'Gasm! ROFLMAO!!!! Ok - y'll the Honey Pimp is for Honey/Musk and Almond. I wanted something that smelled warm and sweet like clean (and dirtied) skin. Mara - you CRACK me up!!!!! Lovin' the label.

Ok y'all - I am packing up. All my goodies are going - I will divide up between 2 bags to be certain I have an arsenal. Dinner plans have firmed up with old friends both nights and I get to see my crush both dinners- friends of friends so we got invited to the same parties. So - I have a whole lot of paring back my wardrobe - seriously - the hotel would have thought I was moving in permanently. :-) So excited to pair up the sparkly Cougar 2x with the sparkly new me. Raise a glass to congruence! Will write up results of the spray some time over the weekend. But send good vibes my way - Wednesday through Friday!!!

Roflmao!!!!!! No cards 4 Luna. She would fall over and I remain unconvinced that Hallmark has a market for this. And while Shelly wants her groove back - hot CFO stud - is 2nite - resisting Shelly's siren song. Somebodybis going to pay for their impertinence. On his knees works for me Luna. Topping from the bottom does too.