"I got a sniffle of this in a trade, and OMG!!! Based on the notes and reviews, I was really unsure about ordering, AND I WAS RIGHT!! it is so so nasty, in a dirty way! It says "weird, young, awkward woman". I smell like a compost bin and despair.
Thank goodness my order this time is going on the spell collection, I'm sure this will always be in stock, I can't imagine being stuck with a full bottle!!!"
I fixed it!