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whatever.... i dont love mexican food from all that is mentioned there...so

 

But you like kids, right? Just kidding ... :lol:

 

They might as well be called ... titty twisters.

 

But then they would lose the vote of most women and every guy who ever got picked on in the locker room ... lol.

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I'll be glad when this erection is over.

 

Or so she says, but the first time it doesn't work on demand he will hear about it.

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WHAT?? Does that mean I am circumcised?

 

No, just that the clitoris and penis develop from the same embryonic tissues and both have erectile tissue. A penis is really just an overgrown clitoris on a testosterone high.

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well nuts on your face ain't much better!

 

That was not en vogue back then. Rat tails a twitty tisters.

 

And if you did that to me, well good luck getting them both back. I suppose it would not be much worse than swallowing a raw egg.

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No, just that the clitoris and penis develop from the same embryonic tissues and both have erectile tissue. A penis is really just an overgrown clitoris on a testosterone high.

 

So guys, don't go walking around with a big head.

 

Thank you. I will be here in the lounge all week.

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you first, tell me how it is ;)

 

I will if anyone has the balls to stick them in my face. *drum roll*

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Now if one of these new smellies has nut notes I'm going to die laughing.

 

There was a big nut fest last year with the Halloweenie scents.. it smelled like dry roasted nuts on my chest.

Which one was it?? Was it Giangula? Or the other one I can't remember the other nut one.

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There was a big nut fest last year with the Halloweenie scents.. it smelled like dry roasted nuts on my chest.

Which one was it?? Was it Giangula? Or the other one I can't remember the other nut one.

Was it Abby Normal's Dessicated Brains?

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I think I've become dyslexic, I read wax tarts as tax warts. I'm so impatient and my internet is broken too..ugh.

 

I do that all the time with numbers. I'll be talking to a client and they'll give me some numbers and I'll fuck them up and get mad at them for being the idiot.

I also sometimes say the number 3 for R.

I told my director something was wrong with my brain and he said, some wires must of crossed when I was pregnant.

Same thing happened to his wife.

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