Calii Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Ya know... I really think will have to get a sample of this,just because of the notority...heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOC Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Ya know... I really think will have to get a sample of this,just because of the notority...heh Oh yes, you should do that. For all you know the scent works out beautifully on your skin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylah Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 -a- One night, multiple partners, and if that's not TMI enough the other qualifier definitely is. -b- Well, not just one night...usually at least a couple and either too tired to take a shower or could not (for whatever reason, like being in the middle of nowhere, for example). Lynne: I SAW WHUT U DID THAR. *dies laughing* My apologies for intruding - just a squib - but really, for those of us new here; this is NOT NEARLY ENOUGH INFORMATION!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luna65 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 I engage in various TMI moments both factually and fictionally in my journal, so you can get your perv on over there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calii Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 My apologies for intruding - just a squib - but really, for those of us new here; this is NOT NEARLY ENOUGH INFORMATION!!!! Welcome to the forum ! ...you are not intruding,everyone was a squib at one time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethOSP Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Ahhh...we all start as squibs, and then we grow, and blossom into...ummm...whatever it is we...blossom into...Heeee! :flutterby-mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indigo Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 (edited) I am ordering a trial vial of this with trepidation so shall update once I receive it. I am curious to see whether on my skin this shall smell like blossoms or bottoms. I own EOW and my partner tells me that prior to dry down or if I fail to cover the odour appropriately, I emit the stink of 3 week old camembert- the kind that is running off the plate in the pantry- mixed with the stench of a homeless man's pustule-ridden feet. Edited September 20, 2011 by Indigo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethOSP Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 I am ordering a trial vial of this with trepidation so shall update once I receive it. I am curious to see whether on my skin this shall smell like blossoms or bottoms. I own EOW and my partner tells me that prior to dry down or if I fail to cover the odour appropriately, I emit the stink of 3 week old camembert- the kind that is running off the plate in the pantry- mixed with the stench of a homeless man's pustule-ridden feet. Wellll, that's what Jouir De smells like on me, give or take a few pustules. However, EOW doesn't strike me as quite that bad, so maybe we have opposite skin chemistry and you WILL get the orchids and such from Jouir De! Where there is life, there is hope. Heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luna65 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 I'm glad I get "fruity cheese" from EoW and not merely just cheese (although I enjoy smelly cheese). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittenkat Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 This thread intrigued me so much, I had to add Jouir De to my order. It's honey, hopefully it won't turn into a%^ on me, and I'm hoping it might go well layered with Une, or maybe even LP Red? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skye Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 Yup. I got on a bus full of people a couple of months ago while wearing this and I read a woman say "OMG. What smells like pee?" Her husband replied "I don't smell pee at all." And then he gave me a lustful side-eye. I moved seats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittenkat Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 cops tend to not smell like cheese on me, it turns into a wine-fruity smell- except during my period, when they smell like bitter sugar. I'm hoping my skin will do the same to civet and other fragrances in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halo0073 Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 cops tend to not smell like cheese on me, it turns into a wine-fruity smell- except during my period, when they smell like bitter sugar. I'm hoping my skin will do the same to civet and other fragrances in here. Lucky ducky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indigo Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 (edited) I got my EoW out the other day for a waltz and I have to say it has aged beautifully and smells delicious on my skin even naked with no phero-dress ontop. Sadly I have to say my comments cannot extend to the the little number this thread is dedicated to. I am going to be 100% honest as TMI seems to be l'ordre du jour when it comes to Jouir De. I am glad I only got a trial vial of Jouir De, initially it smells like pherogirl but then slowly and surely a little note wafts in and out and then says 'I'm here too stay'. This note is too vile for me to wear out or in, it has the malodorous scent of anal sex gone wrong. Edited September 29, 2011 by Indigo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyvey Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 OMG MY BRAIN, MY BRAIN.... THE IMAGES... CAN'T WIPE THEM AWAY... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethOSP Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 I got my EoW out the other day for a waltz and I have to say it has aged beautifully and smells delicious on my skin even naked with no phero-dress ontop. Sadly I have to say my comments cannot extend to the the little number this thread is dedicated to. I am going to be 100% honest as TMI seems to be l'ordre du jour when it comes to Jouir De. I am glad I only got a trial vial of Jouir De, initially it smells like pherogirl but then slowly and surely a little note wafts in and out and then says 'I'm here too stay'. This note is too vile for me to wear out or in, it has the malodorous scent of anal sex gone wrong. Well said, Indigo...well said. OMG MY BRAIN, MY BRAIN.... THE IMAGES... CAN'T WIPE THEM AWAY... And Tyvey... YUP! ---> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luna65 Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 Well you're likely to end up with that smell either right or wrong, you know what I mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kittenkat Posted October 3, 2011 Share Posted October 3, 2011 (edited) Interesting- this is all orchid and incense on me with a very faint touch of honey, no civet/musky scent to speak of. Very rich and floral, I feel like I'm in a sexy temple. Phew! I was afraid this was going to go bad on me, but thus far, it's lovely. This is def something I'd like to pair with a film noir/vintage look, killer heels, and maybe some SS4W. ETA: Wow, I'm REALLY amping the Orchid in this. Weird, since I often can't stand floral notes, but this is turning very floral and nice on me. Skin chemistry is so weird, I can't imagine how this turned into santorum on some people! Edited October 4, 2011 by kittenkat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chanteuse Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Hi everyone! I'm new here, and just received my first sample order Actually, most of it is for my mother, who requested pheremone perfumes for her birthday. Well, since I was ordering a pack of samples, I thought I'd get some Jouir De. Of course, after I ordered, I then read this thread and in between laughing fits, was anxiously awaiting the arrival of this scent, wondering if it would be wearable. Luckily, this amps honey on me like none other. Someone mentioned BPAL's O, and how Jouir De is everything O wishes it was -- well, I concur! The first few minutes are a bit intense, but the drydown is beautiful on me. And also very, very dirty. It doesn't seem to be doing anything to my husband (I think he's one of the unfortunates who can't smell pheremones very well), but it is certainly doing things for me! I'm planning on wearing some of this out tomorrow to see if I can manage to get some reactions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calii Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Of course, after I ordered, I then read this thread and in between laughing fits, Welcome here!...you will fit in very nicely ...I can tell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElizabethOSP Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Welcome here!...you will fit in very nicely ...I can tell Ditto, and YUP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOC Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 I'm planning on wearing some of this out tomorrow to see if I can manage to get some reactions Welcome to the forum, Chanteuse! Let us know if you manage to get some reactions outside the house tomorrow. I brought a sample after reading this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueBear Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 I finally tried Jouir De this afternoon. I've read this thread several times (hilarious,About by the way) so I was a little concerned about what might happen when i put this on. Plus, some of the more animalistic musks go wonky on me, and honeycomb is not my friend. I couldn't bear the smell of Sexology on me. So I put just a dab on the crook of my arm. You could have knocked me over with a feather! All I got was orchid! It was gorgeous! No cops, ass, dirty diaper or anything!!! At about 30 minutes things took a turn for the . TMI ALERT! TMI ALERT!!! A couple years ago, I had an entanglement with this guy. He wore Acqua di Gio, which I loved on guys. I don't know, I guess he would spray it on his lower abdomen or something when he was getting ready, because by the time I was in the area, it would have died down to just one or two base notes. So it was the smell of not-exactly-sweaty-but-not-exactly-straight-from-the-shower balls and those base notes of Acqua di Gio. Well, 30 minutes in, Jouir De morphed into that scent exactly. Exactly!!! While that wasn't exactly a bad smell per se, that entagnlement ended kinda badly (interesting story I should tell some time), so when I got that smell, it took me right back to that place and I was like, "Ugh, i can't do this!!" I almost washed it off right away, but I'm glad I didn't. At about the 60 minute mark, the Acqua di Gio balls went away, and left a sweet orchid scent with just the hint of dirty underneath. So yeah, I would definitely wear this during the day, to work even!! Smells gorgeous and makes me feel very very sexy! But I do want to test it out in a public setting before that. I don't want to be in a meeting and have someone say, "It smells like a gas station bathroom in here!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monchhi Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 I just received my samples today. Jouir de is one of the samples I picked. I put it on around 15 minutes ago. At first it smells like "WTH!" I was quite skeptical because it smelled like something not too good (not sure how to describe the scent), but it just smells not very decent on me. After 15 minutes, the unpleasant smell is still there. but becomes a bit weaker. My hubby just came over 2 minutes ago and said, "what did you put? you smell like baby powder?" I said, "Really? you think I smell like baby powder?" Hubby, "yes, did you put baby powder perfume?" So, I will wait another 30 minutes or an hour to see what will happen. I will report back soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monchhi Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Oh I forgot to say, my 8 month old male puppy smelled it, but no response. He just went back to sleep after he smelled it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyVictoria Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 I just received my samples today. Jouir de is one of the samples I picked. I put it on around 15 minutes ago. At first it smells like "WTH!" I was quite skeptical because it smelled like something not too good (not sure how to describe the scent), but it just smells not very decent on me. After 15 minutes, the unpleasant smell is still there. but becomes a bit weaker. My hubby just came over 2 minutes ago and said, "what did you put? you smell like baby powder?" I said, "Really? you think I smell like baby powder?" Hubby, "yes, did you put baby powder perfume?" So, I will wait another 30 minutes or an hour to see what will happen. I will report back soon. I'm really jealous. I got no baby powder. All I got was Snatch Chronicles of PooNan~ ia. Weird. Maybe a retest is needed. No I can't. Maybe I should though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOC Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 I re-tested this last night and it turned out absolutely stinky. Not sexy to my nose and I don't think I'll wear it out to test drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monchhi Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 LadyVictoria and JOC, I think Jouir de just don't react well with my body. Even though my hubby said it smells like baby powder, I actually didn't like it at all and didn't find it smell like baby powder. I put it on my pulse points. No special reactions from my hubby. He just said it smells good. The other day I tried Love Blossom, which reacted much better with my body. The smell was better, but hubby didn't realize that I put perfume until I asked him, "Hey can you smell something?" Again no particular reaction from him. The next one I am going to try is Extracurricular and Love Potion Pink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOC Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 I think most guys love the scent of Jouir De but I didn't when tested it again the other evening. LP Pink is a great choice and I wear that quite often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obliviousfox Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 I really wish I could enjoy this, especially after reading all these amazing reviews! (I've been heavily on the prowl lately, so it seemed right up my alley) But I think honey scents just don't work on me as much as I want them to, they wind up too cloying I'm so down with the idea of finding a viciously dirty scent, but I guess Jouir De just isn't it. Ah well. Good thing experimenting is so much fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synergist Posted June 23, 2012 Share Posted June 23, 2012 I just can't figure this one out. When I first tried it on I really didn't like it. All amber and yuck. I even put it straight on the trade thread, figuring it was probably never going to work for me. But I got curious and tested it out again today, and it wasn't so bad. I had a male friend smell it and he said he really liked it. He's been telling me I shouldn't wear spicy scents, but he smelled this and said it was "softly spicy", and worked on me. It is definitely strongly sexy and dirty and musky. Maybe I should hang onto it after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowflake Posted June 23, 2012 Share Posted June 23, 2012 All the reviews and different perception of this scent made me once again curious to take it out of my perfume box and try it one more time. I've tried it several times before and never liked it. All I got was some pee smell. Today, however, it's different. No pee at all, but mostly honey and amber. How come? May it aged nicely. It can be worn simply like this, but I'll layer it with Cougar Potion, that smells really good! I'll make it my potion of the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Synergist Posted June 24, 2012 Share Posted June 24, 2012 That was my experience too Snowflake! Awful one day, nice the next. Maybe it is a cycle thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOC Posted June 24, 2012 Share Posted June 24, 2012 Me too. This is one of the scents which I still figure out which direction our relationship is heading. In fact, I haven't used it for a while now and I'm worried about testing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Ducky Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 (edited) Whew -- this is three-day-old dirty boxer briefs at first. The tester was only seconds away from partying with this morning's coffee grounds when the dirty smell morphed into a gorgeous powdery amber and honey scent, my favorite kind of amber/honey mix. Oh, the "dirty" side is still there, but it's a GOOD dirty! It reminds me of SLF but with a tiny hint of floral. Joire de is sexy, while SLF is slutty. And both are grrrrrreat!! Edited August 14, 2012 by Just Ducky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NuTrix Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 I am woefully afraid. I was expecting something fearful so when Jouir De arrived I opened it with care and held it at what I felt was a safe distance and took a tentative whiff... The reason I am woefully afraid is that, in the face of countless reviews, I like it I found that it takes very little (no surprise I'm sure) and it is very strong and that little bit goes a long way. Once it dries down it's fantastically sweet and the musks, honey, amber and orchid are very distinct, I can even pick up the vanilla. I've found that it layers well with the Like A Magnet, (sugared vanilla & honey which, for me, I found hard to bear because it was so much like baby powder to me ). The musk, amber, orchid, honey and vanilla cover that baby powdery "eck" and brings out the sugared honey and vanilla I believe was meant to be! That's VERY exciting for me because I was checking out the trading post here because I didn't believe I'd be able to keep the LAM 'cause the whole baby powder in the nose thing was KILLING me So NOOOOW, I'm wondering...So, it smells good to me but that's just me. What about everyone else I'm around? By the consensus here, I will have to take the embarrassing chance of wearing it out to see just how awful the reactions of others may be...or not??? Hubby isn't jumping to get away from me tonight yet, lol. Will update if that changes. I'm going to go out on a limb here and at least put forth that I like it, quite a bit even, and have possibilities planned for it already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luna65 Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 It reminds me of SLF but with a tiny hint of floral. Joire de is sexy, while SLF is slutty. And both are grrrrrreat!! It's funny because I'm betting that a lot of people here have the opposite opinion in regards to the two fragrances. So NOOOOW, I'm wondering...So, it smells good to me but that's just me. What about everyone else I'm around? By the consensus here, I will have to take the embarrassing chance of wearing it out to see just how awful the reactions of others may be...or not??? Hubby isn't jumping to get away from me tonight yet, lol. Will update if that changes. If you want to wear it out of the house, then yes you run the risk of varied reactions, given that it possesses such a blatant agenda. For me, this is something that I would only wear for playtime, and the reaction of my woobie is that he thinks it's incredibly obscene but that's the point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Ducky Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 (edited) If you want to wear it out of the house, then yes you run the risk of varied reactions, given that it possesses such a blatant agenda. The couple times I accidentally wore SLF or Jouir De to the convenience store late in the evening for emergency items, I've greatly regretted it. Guys looked at me wayyyy too intently, and women gave me the ol' evil eye. These were NOT the kind of guys you'd want looking at you, and it was very uncomfortable. Of course, these guys would have creeped out any girl, but reeking of slutty pheromones was like walking around with a big neon light overhead flashing "SEXSEXSEX!!" So, yeah -- wearing SLF or Jouir De out in public, especially if you're alone, can invite things best left alone. Edited September 17, 2012 by Just Ducky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dolphindolls2 Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 I was a little nervous to try my sample that I just got of this and OMG, I love this so so much... When I place my October order if any is left I'm going to purchase a bottle.... This smells so good and lasts so long, I can smell carmel, orchid and leather and then it lasts forever...love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravenwing Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 this is a scent i would not wear outside the house. ever. it is so sexual that it is not good for mixed company. however, it is great for play time, when i have the patience for it to dry down completly. until then i get the bum smell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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